Oh Captain!~
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[The redhead looks at Minrey with a confused expression.] "Is this the hotel in the afterlife I said I booked an appointment for? I wasn't actually expecting there to be one!" [He laughs.]
[Metabomb is just confused.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Hello? Hello, hello?
[The trio[sorta] rushed to the roof.]
"What the hell happened?!"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Oh Captain!~
Afterlife? But I'm not dead!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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"I dunno. All I remember was being blown up by the President and then I got sent here." [The redhead puts his arms behind his head and leans back a little, a cheery grin on his face.]
"I—what? Who are you?"
"Oh, right, I should introduce myself. I'm Masahiro Inaba, the Ultimate News Reporter!"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Oh, alright, alright. Nice to meet you! I'm Mit-eum!"
Ultimate.. News Reporter? Interesting.
Ahoy.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Oh Captain!~
Are you reporting on a piece about the afterlife? That's so cool! But a good chunk of us aren't dead...
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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"Huh. Well then, maybe I just got... what's the word... isekai'd over here instead of blown up. Nice to meet you all, regardless!"
"Huh. Intriguing. Anyways... My name is Metabomb. Nice to meet you, Masahiro."
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Electro Archon
An Ultimate? Here? I thought Hope's Peak shut down!
Oh Captain!~
I'm Minrey Henstick, the Ultimate Shitty Criminal!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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[Masahiro hears Junko and his eyes widen a little.] "Huh? You're an Ultimate, too? Cool! But... from Hope's Peak? I thought that was just a work of fiction."
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The They who said it
And I'm Chester Alan Arthur, the Ultimate 21st president of the United States of America!
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[Masahiro stares blankly at Chester.] "...I'm Japanese. How does this affect me."
[Metabomb facepalms, but chuckles under their breath.]
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Hello? Hello, hello?
"...hi." <to Mr. Arthur>
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The They who said it
Yes, greetings, citizens! Hello! I am the president, and intend to run for office again at some point! (Once I get a kidney transplant.)
I'm helping!
Sylvi stares blankly at Masahiro, then looks over at Junko. "So, um, Ultimates. Hope's Peak. What's all that, then?
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
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"Again, why should I care? I'm Japanese. Born in Japan, raised in Japan, have a Japanese accent probably... Clearly un-American!"
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Electro Archon
Junko turns to Masahiro.
I think I remember seeing you in one of the seasons of that reality show Team DanganRonpa made. I think you were in the 50th season or so? Everything starts to blur together when a series lasts that long...
Hello? Hello, hello?
"...Sir, With All Due Respect, sod off." <to Chester Alan Arthur>
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
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[to Junko] "Really, huh? Well, that's interesting. ...What's your Ultimate? Like I said, mine's News Reporter!"
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The They who said it
HOW DARE YOU!? I am stung by your bitter words, citizen! Who struck you that you take your anger out on me?
Electro Archon
It's... complicated. I was scouted as the Ultimate Fashionista by Hope's Peak, but I also adopted the title of Ultimate Despair when I took over the school. As for my actual Ultimate talent, it's the Ultimate Analyst.
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 24th 2020 at 10:22:48 AM
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"Ultimate Despair? Like, the Ultimate Despair?! The ones that caused the Tragedy and whatnot?? I thought that was more than just one person..."
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Hello? Hello, hello?
"I just think you're annoying, that's all." <...to Chester Alan Arthur>
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
"I don't think that's it... Come on." [Metabomb rushes upstairs to the roof.]
[There, in the middle of the roof, completely unharmed but faintly smelling of smoke, stands an extremely short redhead with vitiligo wearing a yellow jacket.] "Ugh... Is this it?"
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