The Great TV Tropes Road Trip

"You must be cursed. A cursed spectre."

Edited by Afterwards on Feb 25th 2020 at 5:56:29 AM

A dart whizzes past Custard's head and she clutches Princess Peach harder. The lovebird is asleep during this whole ordeal somehow.

"...Yep, we're gonna fucking die here. Hope I taste like shit."

Routeferret would poke his head out from his makeshift shield. “I heard most humans taste like pork-”

-DING-

He would turn in the direction the tranq darts were coming from. “GET YOUR MEAT FROM COWS LIKE EVERY NORMAL BURGER FACTORY! THEN YOU WON’T HAVE POLICE TRYING TO GET YOU!”

Edited by Routeferret on Feb 25th 2020 at 11:08:52 AM

Bale recovered and spotted in the distance what appeared to be the attacker, a man dressed in black skeleton-like themed clothes.

Wait guys, I think I saw the one who-

However as soon as he spotted the attacker, said attacker fled through a portal frantically, all he could hear of it was a sound of an "E". Though confused by the sudden events he calmed down the rest of the tropers now that the attacker was gone.

Huh, where'd that guy go? I guess we're safe now guys.

The young man finally moved the suitcase away. “Well. That was idiotic...”

Routeferret turned to the other tropers. “Maybe that was the hospital trying to get you guys to pay for After’s medical bill.”

Yeah, that was odd. I wonder who was that guy's target...

“Screw this. Burger factory trip doesn’t mean crap if WE’RE the burgers.”

"Uh, should we just bail? I'm thinking we should just bail if we're just gonna get sniped with tranquilizer darts."

Well, seems like the guy who was trying to get us is gone so...

"Obviously, that guy was an agent of the burger factory."

“But I’m huuuuungryyyyyyy.”

"Drive away!"

"...Fine. Let's go to the Burger Factory... they better have meat substitute burgers or I'm shittin' all day and night..."

Excellent, hopefully they got fried chicken burgers in there!

"Nice!" Taco heads into the burger factory, salivating.

If anyone wants to, they can feel free to "take over" the burger factory part of the trip. If no one wants to, I can take the wheel for it, no worries.

Steph can't wait to eat all the burgers at the burger factory as she seems to be overjoyed, "I love eating burgers, let's go there!"

(OOC: I'd like the burger factory trip, can I please be in charge of that subplot?)

(I’d like the burger factory.)

Well, first come first serve. The one to post to continue the story can be the de facto GM for a while.

Everyone arrives at the burger factory as a huge chimney belching grey smoke would be seen

"Welcome to the burger factory!" says a construction worker wearing a yellow helmet.

Well, I got to say this place looks nice, I'm looking forward to the full tour, kind sir!

The construction worker says, "Welcome to the first part of the tour, I trust you all have your safety gear and gloves? Then we're off!"

Some cows would moo before entering a huge warehouse before being converted into lonely burger-patties, "This is where all the cows end up..." the construction worker informs before there would be a loud noise and a complicated machine would be seen processing meat into burger-patties, complete with cartoonish gloved-hands as they smush the cow meat into the correct formation.

A huge conveyor belt would be transporting soft burger patties into a deep fryer, before a large cooking stove comes into view... "And here is where we fry the burger to perfection!" The worker adds, "Now any questions before we proceed further?!"

“Yes, can we get any burgers to eat on the way?”

"More importantly: do you serve halal beef here?"

Asks Fury, who seemingly have always been with the group this whole time.

"Got any meat-substitute burgers? My body can't handle meat like it used to."

"The answer to these questions, is yes to all three!" The construction worker stated, "We do sell halal burgers, you can also get free complimentary burgers on the way out, and there are vegetarian burgers for sale."

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Feb 26th 2020 at 4:54:26 AM