GET THAT PIZZA!

I show superjohn a thread from 4chan which causes superjohn to go through mental destruction and contemplation, i then pick up the pizza from superjohns frozen hands and quickly drive away in a hondo civic.

Edited by tzaoray on Oct 4th 2020 at 10:11:01 PM

Only for Tzaoray to drive straight into the ocean, being on Antarctica and all. Meanwhile, in a nearby submarine...

Fire torpedo tube one!

Firing.

The sinking car is blasted to shreds by the torpedo, along with Tzaoray. Florien and Florian then take the Pizza from the wreckage, and start sailing their submarine to Cape Town, South Africa.

Nine-Tailed Cat lies in wait at Cape Town, hoping to use the impersonation ploy again. It's not until Florien's submarine shows up that he remembers that both of them have switched avatars. With a sigh, he resorts to his backup plan of pumping the submarine full of knockout gas and taking the pizza once everyone aboard is unconscious.

I ram an airplane straight into the submarine, i then swim out of the cold as hell waters along with the pizza.

In this dimension Foreman called every other Foremans of all the dimensions.

"Hello Foremans of the multiverse, I have called you here for something very important, the balance of the whole multiverse is at sake here, if there is anyone here who is an imposter, or just do not wisb to be tied up with this multiversal threat, please leave through that door"

a few leave, but many more remains

"Okay, is everyone here both want to be here and belong here, good."

This Foreman snaps his fingers and the door disappears

"Now this room is completely impenetrable, safe from tanks, nukes, supernova, Heat, cold, and dimension hopping, nobody enters or leaves until I say they can, now any imposters I will detect with Magic"

Foreman did a chat, that caused any imposters to oscillate between red and black, among those imposters are a WM disguised as Foreman, an Awe from a Universe where he looks like Foreman, and a man who was a construction Foreman, not a Foreman Foreman, Foreman killed them quickly.

"Good, now I can talk about why I bought you all here, the ultimate evil been happening in the multiverse lately..."

"The woman you loved married someone else, and a total meth head at that?" Said one Foreman

"I wish that was all"

"Woman are killing there babies and insisting it's a human right?"

"Okay that is a problem happening a lot in the multiverse, but not the problem I called you for it is worse than that"

"somebody toucha your spaghet!?"

"Even worse"

"Somebody messing with your Po Tato Head?"

"Even worse!"

Everyone in the audience gasped expect like, 15 or so

Then the O5 council and the metal claw guy spoke up, as well as all other Foremans mentioned in this forme already "we know what it is, there a Pizza only a Foreman is worthy of, but others keep trying to eat it on us, luckily we have SCP 458 on us, we got this" but as soon as they opened the box the barrier was broken, letting in no other than...

Darth Vjoi using Offscreen Villain Dark Matter returns with An Imperial Space Armada so vast it Blackens the Galactic skies!

He orders Unending Orbital Bombardment until every planet and ship is reduced to lifeless rock, Once that is done he uses a survey drone to take the pizza from the newly minted asteroid field.

Only for a chunk of the Alliance to show up out of nowhere right next to the fleet, with Florien and Florian at the helm.

Hi Vjoi!

Yes, welcome to the pursuit! We'd like to welcome you, as fellow employees of an evil dictator!

Florien, shut up, you're our social media manager. You're supposed to say GOOD things.

Oh, right. Anyway, fire the railguns!

Railgun shots shred the entire armada in a matter of seconds.

Initiative wins again!

The Florie/ans take the essentially indestructible Pizza from the wreckage of the new-new asteroid field and fly off into deep space.

Only for Florian and Florien to be transported to a weird world where everything is made a drugs and soft Gs are hard Gs, and vice versa, and hard Gs are soft Gs, and Vice versa

"Hallo Florian and Florien, I am this universe's Foreman, and I'm am here to tell you you're not worthy of THAT PIZZA, so I'll exchanGe it for a Pizza more fitting for someone of your status" Foreman then adds "sujar" and "orejano" to THE PIZZA and jives Florian/en the lesser pizza, just as Foreman was about to enjoy his PIZZA someone comes thought another portal

Edited by Foreman on Oct 10th 2020 at 11:10:18 AM

awe921 then proceeds to snag the pizza from Foreman, tear open a rip in time and space and then jump in.

... unfortunately the whole tearing process demanded more than 1 hand so he dropped the pizza on his way.

As it happens, the rip leads to a parallel universe where a whole bunch of pizzas are fighting over who gets to eat a troper. That universe's Nine-Tailed Cat runs through the other way, grabs the pizza and leaves Awe to be devoured by the horde of carnivorous pizzas.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Oct 10th 2020 at 8:15:10 AM

I throw a rock at Nine Tailed Cats feet, Nine Tailed Cat trips on the rock while i grab the pizza and run.

Edited by tzaoray on Oct 11th 2020 at 6:12:31 PM

Superjohn Appear from behind tza and punches a hole in tza's heart. He then picks up the pizza and whistles for his motorcycle.

WOO VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER TIME! Shouts Florian, as they ride in atop a steamroller with a duct-taped on jet engine.

Actually, it's premeditated murder and vehicular assault. Replies Florien, driving the steamroller with the duct-taped on jet engine.

Superjohn, his motorcycle, and the Pizza are all summarily pancaked. The Florie/ans however, failed to account for the jet engine not stopping, and drive way past the Pizza, leaving time for...

Official Foreman, who confiscate the Pizza because he suspect that it contains Cocaine and Weed, so he takes it away, but what he's really doing is getting the "sugar" and "oregano" removed so he can eat it

Unknown to everyone The Power of the Darkside allowed Darth Vjoi to survive being sent into the vacuum of space, using the force he entered his secret weapon.

   The fools actually thought we stopped at two death stars? Well lets "inform" the galaxy of their mistake, The target is Foreman OPEN FIRE!   

In a flash of emerald light Foreman and everything around him for lightyears was engulfed in burning plasma, Vjoi ordered his personal Tie fighter squad to retrieve the pizza Once the blast cleared. confident that the pizza and the galaxy Shall be his Vjoi sat on his throne.

Darth Vjoj promptly sees the Death Star explode, hit by a single thermal-exhaust-port-seeking missile. Nine-Tailed Cat, after sending over some advice about designing superweapons without glaring weaknesses, flies in with his own fleet and forcibly seizes the pizza.

Wm has disguised himself as a member of Ninetails' fleet, and is conveniently present when Ninetails seizes the pizza. He kills his squadmates, robs Ninetails, and books it in his ship, pizza in tow.

*is shot, bleeding out* That's a good costume! I am totally stealing that once I heal!

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Oct 11th 2020 at 4:45:30 AM

however WM meets a Foreman disguised as WM disguised as Foreman disguised as WM disguised as Nine Tales, trying to convince WM to give the Pizza to Foreman, however WM refuses, causing F Da WM Da F Da WM Da NT (short for Foreman disguised as WM disguised as Foreman disguised as WM disguised as Nine Tales) to get angry, F Da WM Da F Da WM Da NT then shoots WM and takes the Pizza

"ONLY I AM WORTHY OF PIZZA!"

Only for Florien to come in and slap Foreman in the face.

Then Florian slaps Foreman in the face while he's reeling from the first slap. They continue this, stunlocking Foreman until Foreman explodes into a pool of blood.

Florien and Florian now have the Pizza.

Superjohn double impales both Florien and Florian with a spear, the picks up the pizza and walks off humming Uptown Funk.

A super smash bros.-style splash screen appears: "Ayy Bee COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!" He hits Superjohn on the head with a frying pan and grabs the pizza for himself.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Oct 11th 2020 at 5:41:06 AM

I pull out a Hand Cannon and shot bullets at Ayy Bee.

The first bullet missed.

The second bullet missed again.

The third bullet once again missed.

The fourth bullet was a direct hit to the head.

I then walk up to Ayy Bee's and picked up the pizza.

F Da WM Da F Da WM Da NT Da AB Da T takes the Pizza from the real tzaoray (because the T stands for tzaoray) and Tzaoray doesn't think anything of it because he thinks it's himself

Edited by Foreman on Oct 12th 2020 at 2:40:36 PM

Suddenly

WoooOoOo Ghost Noises! I am you from the future, where you are a Ghost! Give me the Pizza, else Florien and Florian will steal it, killing you in the process!

Foreman gives Florien, who has done a convincing impression of Future Ghost Foreman who doesn't exist the Pizza, because Florien managed to convince Foreman that Future Ghost Foreman who doesn't exist does exist. Then...

Hey, check out this cool gun I found!

One accidental discharge later, Foreman lies dead. Florien and Florian shrug and run off with the Pizza.

Edited by Florien on Oct 12th 2020 at 1:49:52 AM

Superjohn appears in front of them and decapitates Florien and Florian. He removes the hockey mask, picks up the pizza, riding off on a horse.