its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat hacks into Friend Wmputer's core systems and redirects the service bot to him, then flees outside the complex with the pizza before anyone realizes he's also a commie mutant traitor.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Semain Calm
Knife, seeing that Cat is being a horrible excuse for a commie, summons the ghost of Karl Marx to deliver the Ultimate Proletariat Punch Out!!!!!!!!!
As Cat lays unconcious on the ground, Knife and the ghost of Karl Marx go to both enjoy this particular pizza and liberate all the other pizzas from the hands of the bourgeosis.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
WOOOOOOW
As Knife and Marx’s ghost are about to enjoy their pizza, Lindo runs up to them and wheezingly informs that not only has Cat regained consciousness, he’s also out for some serious blood! There’s now only one way to solve this: a high-stakes boxing match with the fate of every bourgeoisie pizza on their shoulders! Of course, being the referee herself, Lindo gets to keep the pizza in her corner while Cat and Marx square off to the KO.
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
The World's Least Powerful Man
Now in ghostly form again, I spirit the pizza away.
After possessing the nearest freshly dead body, I have the star cruiser teleport me to sickbay to get it fixed, and the pizza to the fridge for pizza time.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Jake fights the bondage of classes! The proletariat masses! And now he’s here to take the pizza away from both of your a- ghosts. He uses the power of Epic Rap Battles to wow the crowd. While everyone’s distracted, he takes the pizza.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Everyone's distracted, that is, except Nine-Tailed Cat, who'd secretly stuffed wax into his ears. He blasts Jake with his ray-gun and grabs the pizza.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
eh
Necro Awe is too busy listening to another random song posted in Anti Necro, so the RAP BATTLE has no effect. he then grabs an AWP and shoots the pizza out of Nine's hands. according to his calculations, it should land right at his ha- wait why is it-
the pizza lands on...
The World's Least Powerful Man
Dvorak's hands, and he's not happy about his fridge being raided Nth-Dimensionally.
Due to his body not getting smushed by a car, he can actually move faster than a shamble. He runs as fast as he can-which is pretty quick, this guy was athletic-down one of the restricted corridoors. Apparently, this guy also had "Ultra-Violet clearance."
Edited by dvorak on Jul 27th 2020 at 7:16:11 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Title
But then he gets blown up by the man himself, Killer Bean.
“Victory is finally mine, this pizza is all I’ve lived for, and 20 years of training has all led up to this moment...”
Meanwhile...
Dookie and Nimrod are on their journey.
“How much longer?” Nimrod asks.
“I have no idea, the pizza keeps changing host,” Dookie informs.
Suddenly they come across a zombie.
“Shit, its one of those pizza zombies, kill him,” Nimrod says.
But the zombie holds his hands out, as to say stop. He then walks towards them.
“He Seems Friendly,” Dookie says, “let’s give him a chance.”
The zombie then acts out something. Although neither Dookie nor Nimrod know what he’s saying.
The zombie then drops a gadget.
“You want us to use it?”
The zombie nods.
“Ok then.”
The gadget was actually a zombie-curer, or as it was named, “The Zombie Disinfectant Gets The Tough Disease Out!“
“Thanks,” The Human Version of The Zombie Says.
“Who are you?” Nimrod asks.
“My name is Idiot, and I errrrr... stole the gadget from Nine Tailed Cat’s lab.”
“Well, I’m glad you aren’t killing us over that stupid-ass pizza,” Dookie says.
“Yeah, about that. I kinda caused it.”
“WHAT?”, Dookie and Nimrod both scream.
“Well. I wanted to make something nice for my friend Awe921’s birthday. So I made them a pizza, the most delicious pizza of all. It combined every pizza ever to be an amazing pizza. But sadly, greed struck anybody near the pizza, near or far, it was addicting, it was hypnotizing, and a whole war broke out once I gave Awe the pizza. they took it, and that despicable Troper 1 and that unfortunate zorua both caught wind of it. A whole universe was destroyed because of me. I want this pizza-pocalypse to end.”
“We feel you. Would you like to join us?”
“Sure.”
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 27th 2020 at 9:06:02 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
...And is stopped in their tracks by PointMaid, flashing a set of vampire fangs and brandishing a phaser she took during her escape from dvorak's ship. It's a holdup. She takes the pizza, transforms into a bat, and flies away.
Jake aims his Stake Shooter and hits Point Maid right in the chest. As she falls to the ground, Jake runs over the also falling pizza.
That was a typo in the last sentence, but I’m keeping it in now. I’ll leave the specifics of what happened to your imaginations.
Edited by jaketroper on Jul 27th 2020 at 9:18:19 AM
Semain Calm
Knife smiles as she manipulates the misty air into something that looks and smells like the perfect pizza. She sees Jake chase it, oblivious to the actual pizza that he just runs over. Picking up the pizza and grabbing her sword, she whistles for her automation pegasus to fly over and pick her up.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat flies up on his own living pegasus armed with a lance and challenges Knife to a mid-air jousting contest. Given that swords aren't designed for jousting, he easily wins and takes the pizza as his prize.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Nine-Tailed Cat is sniped out of the air by my ship's laser cannon battery. I let the pizza drop into my hands and have it teleport me to the officer's mess for pizza ti-!
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
It looks like Jake beat you there. He points Medusa's head at Dvorak and petrifies him. Fortunately, the pizza is fine. Now Jake just has to figure out how to extract the pizza from Dvorak's stone hands...
my current job
Fortunately, Wm, now dressed as famous Renaissance artist Michelangelo, sculpts off Dvorak's stone hands, freeing the pizza!
Unfortunately, he takes a bite off it and immediately makes eye contact with Medusa. Guess what happens.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Feeling like the biggest Jerkass now, Dhiruxide takes the pizza, and casts a curse/poison spell on the slice of pizza. If he can't have pizza, nobody else can.
He is left Laughing Mad whilst flipping the bird at every troper in this thread.
Edited by Dhiruxide on Jul 27th 2020 at 5:40:32 AM
Semain Calm
Luckily, Knife has spent the last 5 years building up an immunity to the poison that Dhir cast upon the pizza. She throws it back at him, causing his face to rot, before summoning it back to her and skateboarding out of there.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
eh
awe921 looks at the cursed pizza.
a - What will you apply?
* - check entire inventory
w - holy water
awe921 uncurses the pizza and prepares for the Pizza Time.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Fortunately, it also uncurses me. I shiv Awe in the back with the bones poking out of my wrist stump, and stick my hands back on (Revenant Regeneration. They got removed in the persuit of my goal, so it falls under my Healing Factor). The pizza is yet again mine. I have Medusa's head mounted on the prow as a fashion statement.
I set the ship to a Random Jump and settle in for a one-man pizza pa-!
Edited by dvorak on Jul 27th 2020 at 10:22:58 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
*Apocalyptic Dragon Noises!*
Vjoi swoops in riding Alduin The World-Eater and has the dragon incinerate Dvorak (incidentally cook the pizza to perfection! =D)
once the deed is done he grabs the pizza and flies off.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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...only for the pizza to fall out of his hands, out of the sky, and onto the ledge of a balcony, where a boy with a hi-top fade pulls his door open, spots it, and drops it to the ground below.
"Nope. Not doing that today," he says, as the pie...
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
...is cooked to even perfecter perfection by a lightning bolt! Tre is Reduced to Dust, and Jake strolls on to get the pizza. “How did you not notice the giant lightning rod on the pizza,” he asks as he removes it and throws it away.
Somehow, nobody had noticed that when PointMaid, in her bat form, had been staked with a metal rod, she was staked to the pizza. The stake being the lightning rod. The rod gone now, she's revived, and back in human form. Okay, with the lightning, she looks more like the Bride of Frankenstein at the moment, but we'll let it pass, it looks cool anyway.
She licks her fangs threateningly and walks calmly away with the pizza.
Just as Dvorak declares victory, an unseen freeze ray locks him in place. A computer screen descends until it's just in front of Dvorak's face, and an AI with Wm's voice reads the following to him:
You have been observed stealing a pizza. Stealing is a treacherous activity. Thus, I can only assume you are a commie/mutant/traitor. Treason is punishable by summary execution. Have a nice daycycle!
Dvorak is promptly vaporized, and the pizza is confiscated yet again by a service bot that comes by later.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jul 25th 2020 at 10:44:31 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.