its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
A PICKTURE!!!
Chibi was disguised as a seal, and grabbed it. She then sneakly takes it. She is being squished by the seal hivemind.
Molly found a dead body.
You Could Use some Imagination
Barely escaping from the seals, BackSet still wants the pizza. He comes up with a plan to get it: distract the seals (and Chibi) with a question:
"So would you say this is a Roleplay or a forum game?" He asks. Then, as the seals and Chibi ponder that, he yoinks the pizza from Chibi and runs.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Adora, the High Priestess
Unfortunately, he ran right into Gaia who immediately obliterated him by blowing up the universe he’s in. Gaia then takes the pizza and give it to Infinite Frontier Darkseid.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
And then, they feel everything reversing, the ground reforming, Status Quo Is God After all. And then it stops with JKBenbot back with the pizza.
Edited by JKBenbot on Dec 26th 2021 at 10:05:36 AM
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
phylum: incertae sedis
I know this might be crazy, but has anyone thought of…buying more pizzas? It means everyone can have a pizza, and they can decide which ones they want instead of beating each other up over a pizza that can’t even feed all of them.
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
I'm helping!
Sylvi throws a bird at IC, condemning them to whatever fate the brid decrees. "Yes obviously this has been proposed many times. We're not gonna do it because the title of the thread is 'get that pizza', not 'get any pizza'."
And with that she takes the pizza and runs away. On foot. No magic. Just running.
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Dec 26th 2021 at 2:58:25 PM
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
The man behind the slaughter
Sylvi gets hit by a car, driven by Superjohn! John gets out and walks over Sylvis corpse to get the pizza and takes it to the car, driving off unaware of the person hiding in the backseat.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
It's Nine-Tailed Cat, lying in wait to set his dastardly scheme in motion. As soon as Superjohn starts the engine, he unleashes his ultimate weapon: Incessant backseat driving!
"You should have taken a left there... No, no, slow down! You're too close to that lorry! Okay, now put on your turn signal and switch to the other lane..."
Eventually he gets so irritating and distracting that Superjohn ends up driving the car over a cliff. By sheer luck, Nine-Tailed Cat is the only survivor of the ensuing crash, and he takes the pizza and flees the wrecked car to safety.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
What, me worry?
Matthew comes in on a monster truck that comes out of the air and smashes Nine-Tailed Cat against the tires. Matthew then spins the tires, grinding him into shreds. He takes the pizza and puts it in the truck and drives off.
Adora, the High Priestess
Unfortunately for Matthew, he drove right into a volcano where he fell in and died via the magma.
Gaia then picked up the somehow still undamaged pizza and then flew with it into a space probe in the outer reach of the multiverse.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
phylum: incertae sedis
IC 1101 sends a Stellar Systemcraftto destroy the probe and grab the pizza.
And then then the air begins to feel tighter, around IC1101 this Universe wants to be more modest, and is acting in order to keep it that way, and so the ground begins to eat IC1101 up, and It gives it to the one person will treat it normally the unaware JKBenbot.
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
You Could Use some Imagination
Unfortunately, a normal universe is impossible so long as the Pizza is in play. Obviously, BackSet doesn't care about that and grabs the Pizza from JKBenbot, kicking him in the face in the process.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
What, me worry?
And Matthew appears and puts his hands into BackSet and rips right through before running off with the pizza.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Cassie proceeds to force Matthew to hand the pizza over to him with a silly bribe of 25 burnt green chilis.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Vjoi bribes a jury to throw Cassie in prison for bribery, Vjoi then impersonates an CIA agent to "Confiscate" The pizza.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
You Could Use some Imagination
BackSet then pulls the same trick on Vjoi, getting him thrown in jail for impersonating a CIA Agent. As a bonus, he manages to prove the Pizza is actually, legally his (even though that's false) and gets to take it.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Adora, the High Priestess
Unfortunately , Gaia (who somehow revived), shows up with evidence that the pizza doesn’t belong to BackSet but to Darkseid.
Gaia then takes the pizza to give to Darkseid.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
The man behind the slaughter
Only for Darkseid to remove his mask revealing...
IT'S ME GAIA! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG GAIA!
John then vaporizes Gaia, then takes the pizza back to earth, landing in Chicago.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
and then Cassie proceeded to punch Superjohn in the face, and stuff him into the trunk of a stolen taxi as Cassie steals ANOTHER taxi to run off with the Pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
And then realized that Taxi only does Chicago to New York trips, after taking that taxi JKBenbot waiting at the place where they arrived punches Cassie in the face and runs off with the pizza.
Edited by JKBenbot on Dec 29th 2021 at 10:44:30 AM
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Before JKBenbot can hotfoot it far enough, he's suddenly put to an abrupt halt by a booming voice from above, having him stumble to his fours.
"♡ By the power of love and light, above and alike!"
In a mere blink of the eye, a blinding pink beam shines down before him from what seems to be the clouds. A silhouette of an adolescent teen female in a radiant dress emerges from this glorious crack in the sky.
"I've recieved complaints about that pizza being the last one of its kind, the most divine of all Italian treats. JKBenbot, you have been found guilty of harboring this viciously stolen high-demand delicacy - you've committed a dire, cardinal sin! In the name of TV Tropes..."
The light disperses into a dazzling gleam, an array of sparkles complimenting the pixie girl who had descended before him. Striking a flamboyant pose, it was only none other than...
"I, TomoeHawk, am STARVING TO DEATH ON MY JOB and ANGRY ABOUT IT!"
Before JKBenbot can process whatever the fuck is going on, Tomoe eradicates him without leaving a trace through her fabled OHKO heart-beam. Just as she's sprinting for the pizza, though...
(Is this overkill? Uh... I got a little passionate with it.)
Edited by TomoeHawk on Dec 31st 2021 at 1:36:41 AM
I'm helping!
Sylvi fires an anti-magic beam at Tomoe, disintegrating her in her tracks! She picks up the pizza and saunters away at a leisurely pace.
Wait that's all? That's kinda anticlimactic.
I'll fax her a sticker as appreciation for the cool speech, then.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
phylum: incertae sedis
One Phaseslayer sword and a lot of swinging later, I have the pizza!
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
A void which, as it turns out, is not particularly void-y, as it is chock full of seals, who gang up on BackSet and claim the pizza in the name of the multiversal Seal Empire.
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.