Yeah, yeah, very funny
When you decide to go to bed early, but three hours later you are watching Youtube videos
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
"I should really sleep but funny meme......"
The person that you hate made a funny joke.
Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 25th 2020 at 7:50:08 PM
When a character sets up a plan to destroy the big bad, but it's a prequel, so you know it's doomed to fail
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Ah man, better get ready for the feels-fest...
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When you want to go to sleep but you also want to watch horror movies.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Well frick.
"Didn't you fall down the stair and land in a plate of acid?"
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Yes, indeed! And my skull has combusted!
when you want to punch God in the face
When you want to hate the new dictator, but he's doing a way better job than any of the democratically elected candidates so far
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
I have no words for this.
I have no f**king words.
When you're self-conscious and your self-esteem has taken a huge hit but you still have to rally yourself to do your everyday jobs.
hELP
"TIGER SHARK!"
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you have "defeated" the villain fifteen times in a row, but he just keeps transforming into more powerful forms
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
when you just came back from the afterlife
"But before you feel like complaining about your minimum wage job not covering your crippling repayments on your student loan debt, spare a thought for the tech-billionaire who can't even afford to feed himself or fuel his jet without taking out a personal loan"
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
"it says here to boot up the computer... should I kick it?" A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
You dense idiot.
The ship, it's been hit by a submarine's torpedo and it's sinking fast!
Time to go... (Hey, I ain't the captain!)
Your day at the beach is getting rained out!
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Congrats! You're getting married! Content Warning: My posts may involve my actions dealing with R-rated or Not Safe for Work content. Same for my edit history.
"Hopefully they don't mind all the crow puns. Nyah hah hah!"
you've just been teleported to the far future! A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
"Its times like these where I really wish I could swear.
i just punched god in the face and they were there to see it.
[immediately joins due to Arceus being Normal type by default]
You accidentally swore when you shouldn't.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
"You are an idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha" Content Warning: My posts may involve my actions dealing with R-rated or Not Safe for Work content. Same for my edit history.
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Remember your position of ambassador for the yuri requires You not make fun of them for their age last one got shot in the head for it.
Edited by Immortalartisan on Sep 29th 2020 at 10:20:56 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
yuri? getting shot in the head? what?
"ooh, here's an idea—who's to say, uh... the two of us can't be friends? I've been so lonely..." A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
"ok"
"You got any money?"
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
"No."
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i'm going to shed some blood
when you just got rick-rolled