Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Gorgon are you kidding me

(Updoot 3!)

• Battle Theme: Darkrai Theme - Pokémon: The Rise of Darkrai (FalKKonE Metal Cover)

• Night 2! (Alt◊ links◊)
  • Arthur and Ayaka get cocky and decide to try digging to the other side of the world...but fail and just end up falling into an endless pit, where I expect they'll be for the rest of the season.
  • Meanwhile, Steve...evidently did something really horrible.
  • Well, I'll give it to Matt since he's been turned into a fish. I dunno what Yomi's complaining about since she's been spending most of her time so far playing video games.
  • Yikes, that schoolgirl is in trouble.
  • ...Is that a new Queen song or something?
  • Uh, Drago? You might want to keep the things you read about to yourself. (On the other end, evidently Sam wants to bury the hatchet with him.)
  • Meanwhile, Rolf makes an indeterminate deal with Todd. Does this have to do with the robo scorpions or Todd's question stand? I couldn't tell you, folks.
  • Finch decides to fortify his camp with some good old fashioned electric fences.
  • Having evidently heard about what happened to Zimmer and Marr, Remmy tells his robots to take out the owl. The bird doesn't end up standing a chance.
  • Meanwhile, Boshi has his hard-earned glass of water get knocked over by that strange man.
  • The Limit Break sneaks up and lops the occultist's head off, much to the shocked horror of Minus Gold and Slade.
  • Uh, go to sleep, CR-SO1.
  • Jimmy Sr. seems to be coming up with a new (and frankly quite disgusting) recipe for his restaurant. Still has being better than Bob's restaurant on his mind even now, apparently.
  • A fight between Feng and Demencia ends with the latter having to have two prosthetic arms.
  • Demencia's companion Black Hat gets in a fight of his own, with Kanye Bear. Black Hat finds and opening, seizes it, and...well...let's just say that Kanye Bear will not be making any further progress this season.
  • ...What a baby.
  • Meanwhile, the Arch Gorgon has slept through this entire thing.
  • Rosalia claims she's too young to die, but it seems Hikage won't have a word of it.
  • Present Mic makes a very undignified exit out of the season.
  • Meanwhile, Edelgard and Dimitri have put a small Statue of Liberty in their now-underwater base.

• Day 3! (Alt◊ link◊)
  • That C must stand for Cheapy the Cheapskate.
  • Uh, Freddie, I wouldn't do that if I were you! (Then again, it might make for some interesting music videos.)
  • Yeah, I think that might have been the wrong person to say a cheerful thing like that to.
  • The fish tributes (sans Drago) and Boshi start teabagging by Present Mic. Sheesh, guys, the guy went through enough already.
  • Evidently Rakko attracts dislikes, too.
  • After her fight with Demencia, Feng gets a special back-brace specifically made for dragons to correct her posture.
  • Hikage is so determined to motivate Rosalia that she forces Rosalia to do a bunch of push-ups.
  • Meanwhile, Limit Break creates an original character (don't ask how), but it turns out to be a Mary Sue and it kills the character off in disgust.
  • Whoa, Rolf means business now! Wonder if someone insulted his farm or something.
  • The random man wins big on a gameshow and leaves with a speedboat. Wonder if that tin hat had to do with it, folks. And now he...seems to be arguing with himself about who gets to drive the boat first? How strange.
  • Jimmy Sr. gets so frustrated with Finch that he sends Finch to an alternate Bad Future where Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria has taken over the entire planet. The Future Pesto found here punishes Finch by sticking him into a giant pizza oven.
  • Seems like Minus Gold is late to the party.
  • Meanwhile, Drago and Remmy have a duel!
  • Wait, th-the season's over already? Oh, wait, the schoolgirl is just trying to be funny.
  • Given his immense strength this season already, I get the feeling Slade's just going to shake this off.
  • I mean, how did you expect someone like Black Hat to react to something like that, Todd?
  • Talk about Achievements in Ignorance. Looks like the antiquarian doesn't have to worry about her injuries anymore.
  • And while all this is going on, Sam is...uh...flying? I'm getting dizzy just looking at this, folks.

• These folks◊ were sent packing: Arthur and Ayaka, the Owl, Occultist, Kanye Bear, Present Mic, and Finch.

• KO Count:
  • Present Mic, Matt, God and Anime: 3
  • Remmy: 2
  • Rakko, Owl^* technically 2 since Zimmer and Marr were under one umbrella, Black Hat, and Limit Break: 1
  • Gorgon: 0 (Taking You with Me KO)

Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 9th 2021 at 11:11:22 AM

Poor Rakko.

After the accidentally deaths of three tributes. she goes insane by killing a tribute, abandon her hope and dream, and got many dislikes after she posting status on social media.

Lots of metal sheets flying around this season, while Remmy's army is unstoppable!

And Minus Gold, if you still wanna join the Legion of Doom, go ask Black Hat. (shot for ASAS ref)

This is not what I meant you two

Black Hat and Demencia have been perfectly in-character this whole season LMAO

Rosalia, Little Rose, sweetie, you died when you were 12.

(Updoot 4!)

• Battle Theme: Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry/Back to the Future

• Night 3! (Alt◊ links◊)
  • Evidently Steve's healing lava had some side effects after all.
  • Rakko has made an enemy (who it is, I'm not sure) and ropes Slade into defeating them. Given Slade's current state, it's not much of a fight.
  • That man in the thick coat is out jogging. He sure jogs strange. You'd think there were multiple people acting as legs in there.
  • That's one big trash can.
  • Black Hat unceremoniously dies in a very anticlimactic way, and Steve adds insult to injury by playing losing horns over the speakers.
  • Remmy and Todd seem to have big plans for the day, er, evening.
  • Are we still going over this?
  • Hikage finds a button, and pressing it will instantly kill one tribute at random. She pushes it, and the unlucky winner is Minus Gold.
  • Meanwhile, Boshi has learned how to use cheese to its full potential.
  • That rain from that sudden rain shower isn't going to hurt Feng, right?
  • Is there some time-travelling shenanigans I'm not aware of? Oh, right, Black Hat knocking Hikage into last year and Jimmy Sr. knocking Finch into that Bad Future.
  • I would not do that if I were you, CR-SO1.
  • Goodness, Drago, it's just a quiche.
  • Rolf dies just as unceremoniously as Black Hat, getting mauled by a haunted piano!
  • Sam evidently got sick of Yomi's constant gaming and throws her against the wall, saying she's weak. ...Well, I mean, she was at level 90-something in the MMORPG she was playing earlier. That takes a lot of guts if you ask me. But, uh, seems Yomi will miss out on getting to level 100.

• Day 4!◊ (Alt link)
  • I wouldn't believe her, Hikage.
  • I guess that lava healing wave was more impressive than being a disaster magnet with a body count. Weenie Hut Jr.'s is that way, Rakko.
  • Todd gushes about his favorite TV show to Fishygard and Shrimpitri, to the point that the former shouts at him to shut up.
  • The odd man was evidently after Drago, who decides to hide in a fridge. Unfortunately for our undying octopus-transformed tribute, he gets stuck inside and in his current state doesn't last long in such frigid temperatures.
  • Matt has brought a book down into the water and is reading about skin diseases.
  • The Arch Gorgon and CR-SO1 team up to hit a meteor right into Jimmy Sr., evidently hearing about the alternate future where he takes over the world and wanting to prevent it from happening. They're successful! Back to the pizzeria with you, Mr. Pesto.
  • Freddie has no problem running an unrelated HGS season.
  • Evidently Limit Break and Feng aren't too beat up over what happened to Jimmy Sr. either.
  • The schoolgirl hires a kaiju to guard her camp. Let the tribute beware!
  • You'd think a shark would be less picky about the water he ingests.
  • Someone's jumped off the slippery slope.
  • Finally, Remmy has gained...a Flokati rug. At this point a Whammy would be preferable, eh?

• These folks◊ will have to wait another time to make the podium: Black Hat, Minus Gold, Rolf, Yomi, Drago, and Jimmy Sr.

• KO Count:
  • Present Mic, Matt, God and Anime: 3
  • Remmy: 2
  • Rakko, Owl^* technically 2 since Zimmer and Marr were under one umbrella, Black Hat, Sam, Hikage, Arch Gorgon, CR-SO1, and Limit Break: 1
  • Gorgon: 0 (Taking You with Me KO)

Boshi has gotten no KOs. I'm not very hopeful for a hall of fame nominate this season.

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 9th 2021 at 5:03:40 AM

I think Rakko enemy is Frenda from s179 or her group. Because in-universe, the latter brutally defeat her in a fight.

Edited by Justkong033 on Nov 9th 2021 at 8:40:50 PM

That Black Hat sure got an anticlimax end.

Just glad to see Steve made it into the Salty Spitoon

Welp, Present Mic got Kirafied.

Remmy knows what he's gonna do with his robot army tonight!... Get a Flokati rug?

Lol at how CR has been acting throughout this season. And seeing his kill in Day 4, I'm guessing the healing item he and his ally got was antibiotic gel

As for the one Rosalia got in, well, Sam Reyu is a Gamebreaker in Brothers in Arms, so she's not really a good guy.

(Updoot 5!)

• Battle Music: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

• Night 4! (Alt link◊)
  • Evidently someone out there likes Limit Break!
  • ...The more Sam knows, I guess?
  • Meanwhile, Todd manages to find Steve's baby pictures and shows them off to Feng (much to Steve's chagrin).
  • Looks like the odd fellow has taken up wearing a cravat.
  • ...Come again? Well, it doesn't appear that the dragon in question was Feng.
  • In similar news, Matt has apparently started dating a vampire.
  • Rakko gets tired of Remmy, Freddie, and CR-SO1 while having a dinner with them and takes off.
  • The schoolgirl creates glasses that act as a headband, but Demencia deflates the excitement over this discovery.
  • Looks like Rosalia is jumping off the slippery slope, too. She dispatches Boshi and acts quite proud of herself for doing so. The Arch Gorgon in particular does not take it well.
  • ...The more Slade knows, I guess?
  • A couple of folks evidently haven't been careful with their weapons.

• Day 5! (Alt Link◊)
  • Indeed he is.
  • With how whacko both of them have been acting this season, this friendship makes too much sense.
  • CR-SO1 is not in the mood for a banana fight.
  • Well, this isn't good, Matt has given Todd some sort of fish-tuberculosis.
  • Meanwhile, Remmy tries to be hip.
  • Limit Break manages to catch Feng while her back is turned as she is making sure her fire powers are in working order! What an upset!
  • The schoolgirl sits by the pond conversing with Fishygard and Shrimpitri about the previous Seasons.
  • Freddie stops to sing a song about Slade.
  • I wonder if Rosalia is even aware that the Arch Gorgon already plans to avenge the tribute Rosalia herself just killed.
  • Meanwhile, Hikage starts pouring her funds into in-app purchases.
  • Demencia and the Arch Gorgon fight through some Snowclones. I'm not sure the strategy Demencia is using will really help since the Arch Gorgon can just turn the Snowclones into stone.
  • The odd human grew another head? This guy is really starting to weird me out. (But what Sutton doesn't know is that another kobold simply joined the other three.)

• To recap, the◊ folks getting avenged are Boshi and Feng.

• KO Count:
  • Present Mic, Matt, God and Anime: 3
  • Remmy and Limit Break: 2
  • Rakko, Owl^* technically 2 since Zimmer and Marr were under one umbrella, Black Hat, Sam, Hikage, Arch Gorgon, CR-SO1, and Rosalia: 1
  • Gorgon: 0 (Taking You with Me KO)

Since that "good old HGS days" event was supposed to refer to the OG, it makes sense that the context was changed to "the good old Reboot days" since that schoolgirl only joined in this continuity.

Considering their event earlier, Feng might have trusted Limit Break enough to let her guard down.

At least she had a good run, I'd say.

(Updoot 6!)

• Battle Theme: Stage 1 - Spelunker

• Night 5! (Alt Link◊)
  • Snow evidently didn't take too kindly to Demencia contributing to wasting all those Snowclones and slaps her with a ridiculously long prison sentence.
  • CR-SO1 wants lung cancer apparently.
  • Matt sadly laments Feng's loss, somehow managing to hold her enormous skull in his tiny fins.
  • Meanwhile, Toss puts on a magic show for Hikage, Rosalia, and Remmy and the Arch Gorgon goes spelunking.
  • Don't look so surprised, Steve. You know this is Freddie Mercury you're dealing with here.
  • Rakko appears to have decided that Slade is the go-to person for acting more sophisticated.
  • Meanwhile, the odd human is going around the tributes' camps selling cookies.
  • Fishygard and Shrimpitri are evidently concerned that Sam isn't getting enough potassium and have her pick up a random banana. "Potassium".

• Day 6! (Alt link◊)
  • Rosalia dies abruptly just by reading a book. That must have been some plot twist, folks.
  • Freddie evidently likes the Eight Melodies so much he plays them from the Arena speakers.
  • Steve forms an uneasy alliance with the antiquarian and the strange man. If Steve keeps yammering the way he does, it seems like this alliance will end, so Steve will need to tread carefully!
  • ...The more we know, I guess.
  • The schoolgirl finally gets a knock-out on Hikage, but-WHOA! Remmy doesn't want to have any of that! Now instead of Hikage dying, Hikage is back and the schoolgirl has been taken out by Remmy instead! What a twist!
  • Given Matt's current state, I can't imagine that was too easy for Sam to do.
  • CR-SO1 tries (and fails) to trick the others into attacking a dummy full of bombs.
  • With nothing better to do, Fishygard and Shrimptri egg a house. But it's a wizard's house and he is NOT happy! Straightaway he turns them both into houses themselves and smashes them with a giant egg! Guess that goes to show why you shouldn't egg people's house, folks!
  • Meanwhile, the wait for Demencia's sudden coma to break starts to get to Slade.
  • WHOA WHOA WHOA NOT COOL
  • Limit Break thinks they can become poisonous by eating live scorpions for breakfast. It...doesn't work, to make a long story short.

• Can we get some Fs◊ in the chat for: Rosalia, Schoolgirl, Edelgard and Dimitri, and Limit Break

• KO Count:
  • Present Mic, Matt, God and Anime, and Remmy: 3
  • Limit Break: 2
  • Rakko, Owl^* technically 2 since Zimmer and Marr were under one umbrella, Black Hat, Sam, Hikage, Arch Gorgon, CR-SO1, and Rosalia: 1
  • Gorgon and Schoolgirl: 0 (Taking You with Me KO and Kill Steal/Immediate KO respectively)

The Feast is coming up next, folks, so don't touch that dial!

Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 10th 2021 at 11:08:00 AM

Goddammit CR-S01, aren't you a doctor?

Edited by RippleStarShards on Nov 10th 2021 at 9:30:28 AM

Three Houses, more like Wrecked Houses, amirite?

Okay, I'll see myself out.

I guess Remmy and Hikage became friends over that magic show? I still think he had an ulterior motive for reviving her...

Demencia going to horny jail

Adding to Psyche's post, ~omega2900, Hikage should've been flagged light green because she's 18.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 11th 2021 at 3:40:59 AM

Oh I didn't know about the marking system. Thanks for telling me about it and now I know for next time.