Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Mindy acting exactly how I expected her to
Holy shit. I just woke-up to three updates in this simulation.
BTW, please call me Jake.Woah, what's gotten into my tributes?
"Leftover items still have value!"Battle Music: Friday Night Funkin' - VS Whitty / Overhead
Night 3◊:
- Oh god, what movie was it...
- Lotsa food for Mikan. Better luck next time, Popple.
- Dullahan's gonna have a "what the hell!?" kinda expression afterwards.
- Ohhh god, SHM has gone full ham! WHY ARE YOU EATING UP WORMS WTF
- IDK, seems rotten enough to join the band jacz.
- Did Mindy and the Apprentice ever worked together this season?
- Was the dog robotic or not?
- Yeahhh, no. Don't try to steal literal trollfics, man.
- You wanna emotionally suffer, Nepeta?
- PFFF-I can't believe Goss Harag has love for cardboard boxes!
- Oh hey Sergei! There are boxes on that sweater!
- Meito takes a......nap in a...hotel.
- Oh god, now the holes on the Abyss Base are going off in the wrong ways.
- Apprentice! Augh! Khan's lucky that he managed to get out of that croc pool!
- Popple decides to go big mean and waterboards Alexia to death.
- ...Wait, what led Clear to say that?
- Too unfitting for his Hot Bloodedness I guess.
- GYAHAHAHAH, nope. No zombie dillo flesh today.
- Ohhhh shit, basing by her future self, Minako's gonna have a lot of pain in the Games.
- ...a showdown with a toaster? What!??
- ...IT'S A FUCKIN' BANANA BASE! Whaddya think it would've had?
- Is the detonator gonna see future use?
Oof, I'm out
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Ok, SHM, that's pretty gross
While Meito's just chilling
"Leftover items still have value!"Guess Sky isn't into mythology movies. Also she's sorry that... she couldn't find Wind? Oh no...
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Battle Music: Touhou 8 - Reisen's Theme - Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon
Night 4◊:
- Bullshit. Conan has killed atleast 1 tribute.
- Ohhh fuck, stop messing with Mikan, you cat.
- "Look at you! You can't put your head back on! How will you blend in with the humans, idiot!?"
- Base ready to die.
- ...Those bars were too wide.
- ...Well atleast the glasses didn't go down that guy's throat.
- "YEAH!!! I WIN!!!"
- Augh...you fuckin gross, Apprentice.
- Do trolls have similar sleep cycles to humans?
- ...Zombiedillobird?
- Meito's an Ensemble Dark Horse, right?
- Wait, I'm not getting what's up with Mecha-Eli. Did she go to Heaven in videogame form or something?
- Miller's a Murkrow now!
- Yeah, what's the 3rd Doctor's actual name again?
- ...the fuck made you reach that conclusion, Sergei.
- Why sell the house when you can sell the sword?
- SHM HOLY SHIT, WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DELETE MIKAN, CONAN, AND DULLAHAN!?
- Oh hey, a voice box transplant! Why do they need that?
- ...If your wondering why there's a lot of meme message pings on Discord, this is why.
- Zombiedilleagle of the Desert, then.
- OHHH SHIT, that must've hurt badly for Linus!
- PFFFFT-Sergiu...
- Banana Base's fans enjoy it's existence.
- Why the hell are real bombs used for that...
- News Report: Man Too Hot-Blooded To Die, Ends Up Surviving Decapitation.
Fallen Tributes◊: Mikan, Conan, Dullahan, 3rd Doctor, Great Abyss Base
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureKanaya, don’t take cooking tips from Vriska.
Stupid doomed timeline...Just to be clear, Three and Great Abyss Base accidentally drew their own bomb cards, so Sky didn't kill them. I actually made a variant for this event in another HGS thread to fix this, so I'll do so after this season.
Either way, Sky isn't getting over her lost child, huh?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"SHM is getting pretty murderous...
And yeah, Meito's pretty popular. And that was a close one for him...
"Leftover items still have value!"Frozone is still going strong. Cool.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.Battle Music: Rivals of Aether - Fight and Flight (Mega Man X2 Arrangement)
Night 5◊:
- A troll trolls another troll! [rimshot gunshot]
- Khan rescues a whole bunch of bananas with the power of shopping!
- What the fuck. Turns out Logan's a creeper. The sword's not pleased.
- Popple summons the Villainous Lemons and gets them to kill Zombiedillo.
- Vast energies are needed to fuel a robot this strong!
- What the fuck were those cookies man? Fucking Frozone made a big mistake, and now he and Meito are dead.
- WARNING: MINAKO HAS GONE MAGOLOR. BIG MISTAKE, SERGIU.
- The apprentice SCREAMS again and Jack can't take it!
- Mindy's just sick of all this, man.
- From murderous stair-chasing, to worm-slurping, to jailbar-shaking...SHM's freak streak ends with the shittiest pun a Hot-Blooded individual can make.
- Does Khan look like someone that'll worry much about an airstrike?
- And this is it for Minato. This is the curse her older self meant. She's forced to guard the pallid tower for all eternity.
- IDK why the Apprentice needs to convince someone that she's a tribute.
- Oof, both of them flew up too high.
- THE BANANA BASE IS GONE, ALL STOLEN BY POPPLE'S GOONS.
- Oh hey Mindy got a DS!
- That'll show Nepeta about acting cocky like that.
- ...How is a pony scared of coconuts thrown into the ocean?
Fallen Tributes◊: Logan, Zombiedillo, Frozone, Meito, Jack, SHM, Minako, Siegfried, Mecha Eli, Miller, Future Base: Phillippines
FEAST IS NEXT!
Edited by SomeLibre on May 18th 2021 at 4:13:34 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureI think Wind Sprint's birth father died in a coconut-related incident, that's why Sky's scared.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Battle Music: Epic Battle Fantasy 4 - Under My Skin (Mega Man X/X2 Arrangement)
Night 6◊:
- Wait, there are multiple Mindies?
- Clear Sky Distraction Dance!
- Linus does not like being sucktalked, Apprentice.
- ...so first, Bee computers, and now, Shrek action figure computers. The trolls are getting wild with alternate computing methods.
- Be careful to not get roasted by Wendy's, Kanaya.
- GHAAAAAAAH! That is a brutal death for Khan!
- BOOM! Goss Harag and Mindy down!
- Frankly Popple's a thief, so Sergiu's gotta be hella unscrupulous to be pettily stealing a sandwich from him.
- Oh my GOD, that is a shitty, murderous sundae.
- Kanaya ends Popple's thievery with toilet-bashing.
- Wait, what? Dragon bandits or something, Nepeta?
Fallen Tributes◊: The Apprentice, Khan, Goss Harag, Mindy, Linus, Clear Sky, Popple
Yeah...4 tributes remaining... Get your tributes ready. Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
"NEVER TALK ABOUT HOW MY SEGUES ARE BAD EVER AGAIN, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!"
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…Welp, guess Fi wanted payback for that glasses attack and distraction dance. RIP Sky.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Just letting everyone know that the next season will be commemorating the 5th anniversary of this forum game! Unlike most special seasons, however, there isn't really a specific criteria for which tributes we'd recommend that you nominate. You can nominate the first (or second, or third, or...) set of tributes you've ever nominated, you can nominate your absolute favourite characters, or you can just nominate whoever you were planning to nominate regardless of the anniversary! It's all up to you; everyone celebrates the anniversary in different ways, and we do understand that some people here are very new to this game.
I have been having really good luck this season, holy shit.
Stupid doomed timeline...ANNOUNCEMENT: EVERYONE GET YOUR TRIBUTES READY, THE FINALE IS NEAR!
Final Battle Music: Friday Night Funkin' - Foolhardy [Zardy Mod]
Night 7◊:
- So Sergiu can perform Paralysis Spit!
- HAH! Like it'll be useful here in the Games, Kanaya.
- YEESH, Nepeta was so desperate for thin porridge that she commited murderous betrayal!
- ...Fi, that's not a proper answer. Fi-OH GOD DON'T EAT THE EGGSHELL-
- What's the apron for?
- OH NO, NEPETA'S GONE MAD!
- Has Nepeta reached the troll's college age yet?
- Yeah, Sergiu, stop fucking around with the border patrol people.
I'm just gonna get my tributes ready.
Sorry, I'm just stupid.
Edited by Risdio51 on May 18th 2021 at 9:29:32 AM
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
woke up and cole's dead