Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

This thing is going so slow.

• Night 2◊In its entirety◊

• Night 2◊Events #1◊
  • Remembering the fact that Veronica broke a jar over his head, Zeppeli decides to get back at Veronica by scaring her with a bunch of cucumbers that he had placed in her camp. As she enters it for the night, chills run down her spine as she asks herself "What even happened here...?"

  • After feasting on the corpse of Yamcha, Sonny decides to go out of his way and spray himself with some Infinity Perfume, gaining the ability to create constructs from rubber as well as smelling great to boot. Wow, everyone in this season is pretty much a superhero.

  • Coming across a sign that leads him directly to 4fterthought's broken laptop, Rodan swiftly turns around and follows the sign, hoping to come across said laptop.

  • Fredo Corleone walks up to Mi Ru, which is glowing red with the pyromancy flame that it had absorbed. "Listen," speaks up Fredo Corleone, "I made you a toy robot Purple Planet. Please accept it as gratitude for not killing me during all this time," he says, bowing down in front of the wyvern and rolling over the robot to it. Accepting the gift, the wyvern takes flight and goes off, leaving Fredo all alone.

  • "I don't think there's anyone in these season of games that can actually give me the fight that I wish for," says Hisoka to the bartender behind the bar. "I guess I'll just take my martini, shake, not stirred and I'll go. Thanks for listening to me, bartender," he says as he punches a hole right through his chest and walks off, drinking the martini that the bartender prepared for him.

• Night 2◊Events #2◊
  • "I really want out of these games," says Clive Handforth, "I even asked my nominator to take me out, but he won't do so." "Well I think I figured it out," says Brajira, pointing a gun at him, "you will respawn in a resurrection chamber. They all have one of those back in their living places," he says as he pulls the trigger, only for the gun to stop existing. It's gone. "What happened?! Am I back home?!" yells Clive, hopeful, but it turns out to be a farce.

  • The Cult Leader Diana ends up dying after coming across a green pipe that she uses as a hiding spot. Hoping to spend the night in said pipe, she ends up being dragged backwards by a strangely sentient plant, who feeds on her entrails before becoming immobile again.

  • The weapon of Driblee might have been an essentially bad one, but to counteract that, the tadpole-like creature gets a Return Postage stamp from an unknown sponsor to counteract this. The way it works is, it redirects damage to the physical attacker, so Driblee is effectively invulnerable until someone decides it's worth the price of pain to attack him.

  • Yamcha's Corpse becomes a cab driver, but as he is essentially dead and at this point, even has less meat on his body than he would normal, the car he is driving ends up hitting random hookers as he cant turn the wheel to counteract this. Poor Yamcha.

  • Yami Yugi calls upon the spirits of the dead tributes to give him power, sitting them down and having a peaceful chat with them. It's weird, but it feels like everyone in this seasons game has a way to communicate with the dead.

  • After finding out that there's not a saint left in the games, Frank Horrigan decides that the time of making fun of him is over, it's time for him to put matters in his own hands and deal with the many criminals. "Time to die," he says.

• Night 2◊Events #3◊
  • The Storm King points upwards, to the sky, with his trident and creates a hailstorm through the entire arena. "Everyone will understand the true power of my weapons. EVERYONE!" he yells out.

  • Lighting most of the butterflies on fire, and trimming their numbers by a lot, Gogmazios decides to end it on a good note by handing the remaining number of butterflies a Gogmazios doll modeled after his likeness. They accept it and fly away, waiting to recoup their numbers.

  • Big Brain Markiplier thinks of an idea that will keep him safe for the remainder of the night. By running in the halls, he gets sent to detention as he spends the night alone and secluded, no one near him to slit his throat in his sleep. Good job!

  • Dorothy Ann walks into Jack Kirby's camp, ready to cause some mayhem, only to find mostly all of the tributes that have been killed dead in his camp. The smell of corpses is lingering in the air as Dorothy Ann pukes on the floor and yells "This is sick!" before leaving the camp, as Jack is currently not stationed there.

  • "YOUR GROUP TURNED OUT TO BE A COLOSSAL FAILURE, HUH. PLUGG OF ALL PEOPLE IS DISOBEYING YOU AND MOST OF YOUR MINIONS ARE LONG GONE," says Clubs Deuce, wanting to break Lucemon. To his surprise, it actually works, as the digimon breaks down and starts crying, realizing that the group is very much sub-par.

  • Remember how Yamcha's Corpse got a silver medal for competing in the hunger games? That was weird. Well, an Orange Juice got gold medal. Woohoo. Can this become any weirder?

• Night 2◊Events #4◊
  • "I can't believe you're still friends with that guy, even after most people have made bets on him dying," Megatron tells Pecheneg. She shakes her head and leaves, to which Megatron says "I will kill that kid, if it means going through you too."

  • As the leader of his villain club is off crying, Plugg decides that the best way to spend the time is to collect a bunch of rings that will help them with their final plan.

  • President Snow walks up into a Frying Nemo building, as a giant card falls down and flattens the President, trapping his soul in said card.

  • "You there! I need an answer. Mayonnaise, instrument or not?" asks Draco Malfoy. "It definitely is," replies Tari. "That's all I needed," replies Draco smugly.

  • Jim and Kiko are about to get into a fight but right before that they keep constantly repeating their own names. In fact, I'm pretty sure them calling each other out IS the fight. Eventually, Jim Pickens loses as Kiko as a child has the advantage of being the more annoying one.

  • Mori wins a vacation to.... Egypt! Woohoo! Specifically, the Garden City part of Cairo! Hope he enjoys his vacation, the tickets can be picked up after he dies or wins the game.

• Night 2◊Events #5◊
  • "If I change my ways specifically for these games, maybe God will allow me back in his kingdom again. I miss my wings," says Satan, who vows to not kill anyone again to prove that he's changed since his fall.

  • Pak Somat's metal plate shines in the moonlight, which makes Capri believe that he is actually a fairy all along. "I knew there was something off about him" says Capri.

Calm down, everyone. Brief transmission. Everything will be back shortly.

• Day 3◊In Full◊

• Day 3◊Events #1◊
  • Change of heart for Dorothy Ann, Markiplier and Jack Kirby have a contest, while Fredo, Plugg and Mi Ru are the judges. Dorothy Ann really wants to destroy Jack in the contest, so she tries her best to win. She actually manages to woo the judges and does just that. "That's what you for being creepy," Dorothy tells Jack, skipping happily. Everyone else looks at each other and just shrugs, unaware of whats going on.

  • So much for not killing anyone, as Satan imbues a clay doll with his endless mystic evil power, which had been built by Tari, as well as being remotely controlled by Megatron. The one who gets the short stick from this clay doll is The Storm King, who gets his trident broken and ends up being impaled on the wall after causing such a big ruckus with the hailstorm.

  • Clubs Deuce and Lucemon seem to have been fighting themselves to the brink of death after Clubs Deuce made that insensitive comment about Lucemon, causing both of them to lash out. Frank Horrigan comes across both of them and decides to hand them a potion which slowly restores them for the moment, as he grabs a hold of them and brings them both to their camps, ready to nurse them back to health.

  • "You," says Pecheneg, pointing towards Driblee. "Spit out my sandwich right now or face the consequence." "Sandwich? I didn't eat your sandwich?" replies Driblee, waiting for Pecheneg to shoot him so that she he gets half of the damage reflected back, but it never happens. Guess we still don't know if its a fluke or not.

  • Zeppeli calls upon Jonathan Joestar, who tells him that he still believes in Zeppeli after he had sacrificed himself for Jonathan. Zeppeli replies back with "Thank you, that's all I really needed to get my head back in the game."

• Day 3◊Events #2◊
  • "Theo! There's a skeleton inside you. You must remove it immediately," says Brajira, the other contestant in the bet between Yamcha's Corpse and Jack Kirby. Theo doesn't fall for the ploy, simply saying "I know you want me to die so this bet can be over, but I won't fall for it. I need the skeleton to continue living. I'm sorry, Brajira, but I won't take a hit for you."

  • Pak Somat places a dynamite stick inside a bucket of paint, setting the dynamite's fuse on and immediately running away from his camp so the explosion can take place. "Aha! Simply by doing this, I will get my camp refurnished and repainted in no ti-*BOOM*-me!" he says, laughing at his own plan. It... actually kind of worked. "I knew using a smaller dynamite was worth it," he says, proud of himself.

  • Taking a lesson from Satan himself (I don't advise you to do this), Orange Juice decides to become.... juice that doesn't kill? I don't think I've seen this happen before. When has anyone died in an Orange Juice incident? Wait, is that Hisoka approaching the juice?

  • Hisoka grabs onto the glass and hands it over to Gogmazios. "So, as I was saying, I don't really have anyone to test my skills on. This season sucks," bemoans Hisoka. Gogmazios did not hear a single thing, as he takes a sip of the orange juice and ends up with a mouth full of banana peel. Feeling disgusted, the wyvern flies away and leaves Hisoka alone again. "Why does this keep happening?" says Hisoka, distressed.

  • Yamcha's Corpse seems to have somehow gained the resolve needed to turn undead, as it is seen cuddling a plushie of Draco Malfoy in a shaddy dark corner of his camp. The miniature Mori, who is walking around trying to find the tickets to Egypt comes across the corpse, who just shouts "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GOING TO DIE," at Mori, causing him to walk away faster, not wanting to deal with that at the moment.

  • Yami Yugi somehow manages to sneak a sentient Broken Laptop into Don't Forget the Lyrics, which gives him a huge advantage when it comes to the game being played as he can simply google the rest of the lyrics. Needless to say, he won a million dollars. Didn't share with the laptop, though. What an asshole!

• Day 3◊Events #3◊
  • Capri Chilton thinks about how being a magical girl is actually worse than believed, cause you're expected to always do the right as well as be a batter of energy for a race of b-Spoilers, sorry everyone!

  • Clive Handforth comes across a coin that he reaches downwards for and picks up, only for his fingers to improperly grasp it as the coin itself flies into a sewer, living him to fall down to his knees as he screams out "WHY?! WHY DID YOU PICK ME AS A TRIBUTE?!"

  • Kiko jumps into a Time Skip bubble, hoping it'll be enough to get him to the next day safe. "No one will ever think to look for me here!" he says, happily as he fidgets inside the bubble, hoping no one finds him in said bubble.

  • "President Snow! I have a cucumber problem in my camp. I really need your help, this isn't working out well for me!" pouts Veronica. "Very well, Veronica. I will help you out. But only this once!" says Snow, as he sends a team to her camp to remove all the cucumbers. "Wow! Does that mean we're friends?" asks Veronica. Feeling good about himself, Snow says "Oh, what the hell?! Sure!".

  • The butterflies raid the alive Frying Nemo, stealing all the jellybeans from it as they start munching down on them without even leaving the store. Or paying for them, for that matter. Those bastards.

  • Jim Pickens, Sonny Sunflora, Rodan. Vote on this, viewers at home. Just pick one.

HEY, LOOK. BEHIND YOU, IT'S....

• Fallen◊Tributes◊: Diana Cavendish and the Storm King.

Sorry for the delay everyone, had Post Img problems.

Well, that just happened, Satan went through Adaptational Heroism

Well, for a moment anyway.

Geez, Jack! Never thought you would keep every dead tribute in your camp.

Also The Storm King creating a hailstorm is pretty much a thing he can and would do.

Not that it really matters considering he's dead now.

Diana, I am disappoint.

Not exactly surprised that Satan broke that vow, after all can you really trust anything he says, given that he's known for shady deals and all?

The orange juice is being funnier than I ever expected it to be.

Not that it actually matters or anything, but Gogmazios isn't a wyvern.

I wonder if Tari realized Satan and Megatron's nefarious plans when she helped make that doll.

The glass of orange juice is seriously the best tribute this season.

The Four Horsemen of ridiculous events: Satan, Yamcha's Corpse, Orange Juice and 4fterthought's Broken Laptop.

I love poor, poor Yamcha’s corpse.

Yamcha's Corpse really is the greatest tribute.

Sorry about the wyvern mix up, for some reason my brain thought it was Mi Ru in that event. Damn..... WE CONTINUE ON.

• Night 3◊In Full◊

• Night 3◊Events #1◊
  • "This guy might look like a goblin and all but he's not giving up," Mori thinks to himself, "He's far stronger than the idea of a goblin I had visualized in my mind. It's really keeping me on edge, finding out who would win... The goblin, Brajira, or Theo himself."

  • "Laptop, I need some help," says Pecheneg, holding what appears to be a strange egg. "Oh, you wanna find out what kind of egg it is? That's nice!" says the Laptop, "Well, here's the animal. I can tell you how to take ca-" the laptop is stopped by Pecheneg butting in and saying "Okay, now tell me how to prepare it cause I'm pretty hungry."

  • "Well guys, I have a million dollars now and after communing with a bunch of spirits, I have decided to call you here to help me in beginning my new teen idol career," smirks Yugi, "or should I say... Our... teen idol career." Everyone in the room gasps loudly, as Clive realizes that he has a purpose now that they're starting their career, Sonny changing his ways seconds after gaining a superpower and Dorothy Ann focusing on said career instead of continuing the bad streak of people from her continuity being bloodthirsty psychopaths. A group hug ensues, as they all thank Yugi for the opportunity presented.

  • Gogmazios decides to no longer stay in the camp of Megatron, whose love of human food has made him eat all the steak that was supposed to go to his roommate. "I'm sorry, Gogmazios. I just can't help it. Human meat is delicious," he says, as the dragon Gogmazios takes flight again, leaving Megatron alone.

  • "Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if you all attacked me with your strongest attacks at once?" laughs Driblee, who is the proud owner of the Return Postage stamp. "Don't fall for it, guys," says Lucemon, turning around to face Veronica, Jim Pickens, Frank Horrigan and Theo. "This person has an item that will return half of the damage to you and potentially kill you. I suggest taking it away from him before you attack him with all your might," says Lucemon, confident in his ability to deduce the problem presented. As he turns around, he notices that Driblee has already gone far away so they don't steal the stamp.

• Night 3◊Events #2◊
  • A bunch of butterflies swarm the corpse of Yamcha, who has recently gained sentience. Through the pleas for help, the butterflies keep jumping on it until his body is turned into nothing but a former shell of itself. As the butterflies leave, the corpse of Yamcha regenerates itself, returning to Status Quo where it did not have sentience.

  • After finding out that Clubs Deuce had a hand in breaking Lucemon and making him doubt his abilities in controlling his own minions, Kiko decides to jump to Clubs Deuce and push him down to the ground. Clubs Deuce stares in disbelief as he says "Who even are you?" Kiko replies with "My name is Kiko! And I will have my revenge!"

  • "I'll tell those motherfuckers to make mockery of my name," says Fredo, lifting up some weights as Markiplier watches from the side. "You're just proving them right by changing something that is fundamental to your being, ergo you make it seem as if you actually are weak by picking up lifting so you can become strong. What's the point?" Annoyed, Fredo tries to set down the weights so he can explain something to Markiplier, as they yell on the leg of Markiplier, who yells at Fredo, saying "Oh, you really are an idiot. Couldn't you have checked to see if this didn't happen? I mean, COME ON!"

  • The actual wyvern Mi Ru decides to let Tari ride him to a ferris wheel, where he calmly drops her down on one of the seats, as he flies around said wheel while Tari enjoys herself.

  • As he cracks open a fortune cookie, Zeppeli stares in disbelief and shakes his head. "All good things must come to an end," he says, finishing up the chunks of cookie that were on the table. "If it means I will suffer a bad fate again, then so be it," he says, standing up and getting ready for it.

  • Rodan pecks a hole into the glass of Orange Juice, immediately stuffing it with a slice of chocolate cake to keep the juice from actually spilling out. Unfortunately, the cake absorbs the Orange Juice, leaving nothing from the Orange Juice alive...

• Night 3◊Events #3◊
  • Plugg starts overexerting itself, causing Jack Kirby to stare in disbelief as he just looks around to see what actually prompted this. "You okay, little buddy? You don't have to do this, you know," he says as Plugg explodes, sending surges of electricty across the entire arena, but leaving nothing out of the area where Plugg and Jack Kirby were standing. Not even said tributes.

  • "You there! This store is preposterous. Why, I have not a clue what it's even doing here in the middle of the arena," says Draco Malfoy as he takes out the trident and aims right at the building only for Satan to interject and yell out Draco Malfoy's name, causing him to give up at the sight of the beast.

  • "Ugh, Deviantart. The bane of any character's existence. Wait... what's this?" she asks, clicking on a NSFW picture of herself. After seeing it, she immediately pukes on the ground as her heart stops at the same time, leaving her dead on the chair she was sitting on while scrolling through these pictures. Funny thing is, the picture that killed her is still showing on the PC.

  • "Time to mellow out," says Hisoka as he sits down on a hill and starts smoking some weed, enjoying the moment. Meanwhile, the new and reborn Pak Somat decides to reach out to Hisoka and tell him "It's been a rough few days for me too. Mind handing me some of that?" he asks, as Hisoka just shakes his head to imply no and continues doing what he did. Feeling defeated, Pak gets some of his leftover dynamite and puts it behind Hisoka while he's smoking weed, before running away deep into the woods. A loud BOOM is heard, as Pak smiles, knowing what had just happened.

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• Day 4◊In Full◊

• Day 4◊Events #1◊
  • "You! It's the thing that wanted me to hit you so I can die, I will never forget that!" says Jim Pickens, angry at what Driblee wanted to play off. "Hey, calm down. Do you really believe Lucemon? He's supposed to be the Devil himself, after all," replies Driblee. "No, he's not. I've seen the Devil himself. He's literally in this seasons games," replies Jim. "And he's NOT EVEN that bad," continues on Driblee. "Listen, just believe me... Cool down. We should focus on doing some yoga," says Driblee, whose toadpole body allows him to twist in various ways without damage to the body. As Jim Pickens finally calms down and starts following what Driblee does, he ends up completely tangled up as Driblee jumps up and runs away, as Jim Pickens yells at him for tricking him into doing this. He dies soon after.

  • Checking the news on 4fterthought's broken laptop, Draco Malfoy realizes that a settlement needs his help. "Muggle settlement needs my help! Hah, in their dreams. I have no doubts that they would not come to our settlements to help us," he scoffs, as he moves past the story.

  • Feeling the bloodlust like anyone that has ever killed in this game, Pak decides to pull out a boomerang from his pocket and aim it directly at Clubs Deuce, who had an incident with Kiko before this. "I'll show him," he states as throws the boomerang, as Clubs Deuce moves out of the way letting the boomerang pass through the area harmfully, before returning full force back to Pak, managing to knock him out and destroying the metal plate in his head.

  • Still shocked from the news about his bad luck, Zeppeli does not feel like participating in the race between Yamcha's Corpse, Frying Nemo and Markiplier. As the race starts, he decides running isn't worth it but he can't believe his eyes at the following. Yamcha's Corpse regained sentience, finishing first. Frying Nemo's sentience finally comes into play after his encounter with Fredo, making him finish second. Meanwhile, Markiplier... ends up finishing third. All that brain must be weighing him down.

  • "Oh, my! This must be the cult book of the butterflies," he says, snooping through the book itself as he learns more about their reasoning for starting the cult and the reasoning behind their existence. "Wow.." says Clive, "I gotta show this to my group mates."

• Day 4◊Events #2◊
  • [[spoiler:"I don't like you spending time with Tari. It feels like you got a sinister goal behind the idea, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you down," Pecheneg says. Mi Ru simply takes to the air, but Pecheneg has him in the scope as she starts shooting at Mi Ru immediately after he takes flight. Piercing right through the wings of the Wyvern, as well as shooting at the crystals on his body causing them to explode and bring him down to the ground. As the Wyvern is in its dying breath, Pecheneg comes close and starts cutting out the limbs of him, saying "I heard your skin is pretty sturdy. Not sturdy enough, as shooting you was easy, but it's probably better than kevlar."

  • "YOU DARE TEST ME IN A PUZZLE, YOU FOOLISH METAL ORGANISM," yells out Satan as Megatron decides to test his intelligence. After finishing the puzzle, Satan yells at him for summoning him for something so stupid as he teleports back to Hell, only to find...

  • Led by the giant Gogmazios, Brajira, Mori Nagayoshi, Tari and Sonny Sunflora all cause mayhem in the arena, as they start uprooting trees and throwing rocks around because the local Mc Donalds has no Szechuan Sauce. The area around the Mc Donalds ends up being covered in fire near the end of it, as they all calm down and leave.

  • "Well, Dorothy. I think the best way to raise awareness about our group is to have a meet up with our fans," says Yugi, confident in it. "I understand that, Yugi, but where are Clive and Sonny? They should be here for the meet up too!" says Dorothy, as a doorbell rings. Yugi says "That's probably them," as he heads over to open the door, only to find out that it's actually Kiko and Frank Horrigan. "I'm already your biggest fan!" says Kiko, happily. "Hopefully you got some fun activities we can all do," says Frank as he walks in, before Dorothy pulls up the Twister game. Unsurprisingly, the winner ends up being Yami Yugi by virtue of being the slimmest as well as having the longest limbs. Dorothy and Kiko are a lot smaller, so it's harder for them to play the game, while Frank is in a suit which doesn't allow him to be limber.

  • Ransacking the volcano that he resides in, Rodan finds a bunch of interesting weapons that are useless to a kaiju, as it continously throws all of them into the volcano under him to roast in fire. Silly fire chicken.

  • As Satan teleports back into Hell, he's met with Veronica sitting on his throne as she laughs, petting a giant cerberus near her. "You foolish wench. Get off my throne and bow down before me before I show you what you're good for," he growls. "   Don't you see? I possess your power now. And I hereby declare you... exiled from HELL.   " she yells out, sending Satan off as well as cutting him off from his power source, leaving him only on Earth, unable to traverse dimensions.

• Day 4◊Events #3◊
  • After becoming a bit buffer than usual, Fredo decides to take over a theater with his plants and throw away the previous owners out on the streets. "Perfect," he smiles, "by owning this theater I can become the manager of the newest teen idol group. Now, I just need to go to their meeting an-" he stops, noticing the microphone on the stage. He leans into the microphone, speaking into it, saying "Hello? Mic check?" as the whole theatre explodes sending him flying right into the party of Yami and Dorothy, as he catches four people playing twister. All he says is "Am I... late?" before passing out from pain.

  • "Perfect," says Lucemon, "all the plans in the world can't stop me now. I've got all fronts and all ends covered. Everything will lead to me winning. It only took me 4 days of work, but it was worth it. The only problem is, I've lost most of minions," he says, placing a hand on his chin. "Hmm... I will find someone eventually. It doesn't matter."

  • Theo decides to snatch the Great Big Book of Everything from inside Pecheneg's camp, while she is out crafting wyvern armor for herself. "Heh," he says, "people should pay more attention when it comes to this stuff!"

This break, brought to you by... our newest teen idol group. Check them out live at... wait, what? The theater is dead? Oh my. Nevermind, folks.

• Fallen◊Tributes◊: Orange Juice, Plugg, Jack Kirby, Capri Chilton, Hisoka Morrow, Jim Pickens and Mi Ru.

Well, at least the orange juice kept its vow.

RIP best tribute.

Meanwhile D. A.'s just being adorable.

Now all in a sudden Pecheneg decides to play Monster Hunter in the middle of a HGS season.

Heh, the butterflies... almost got a kill?

They already got like two. First kills of the season Iirc.

I meant in this update, should maybe have phrased it as "another" kill

And someone's reading all their secrets, this can get interesting

Well both of my tributes died on the same day. Oh well, there's always next time.

For some reason, I feel that Yamcha’s corpse is in his famous pose during all of this.

I'm just hoping Satan and Lucemon interact with each other.

Yami Yugi starting a pop-idol group is something I never thought I'd need.

Wait's over, sorry everybody.

• Night 4◊In Full◊

• Night 4◊Events #1◊
  • Lucemon enters the hellish chambers of Veronica, hoping to teach her a lesson, clapping as he enters. "Bravo, bravo," he says, smirking. "You've really outdone yourself. Cutting Satan from his power supply. Now hand over the throne and leave," he says, walking towards her. "   I don't think so, Lucemon. I kinda like it here   ," she says, throwing a bucket full of water at him, as he counteracts with a bucket full of water on his own. They spend the entirety of their fight doing this, the flames of Hell almost perishing as Veronica yells out "   ENOUGH. I BANISH YOU AS WELL,   " as Lucemon plops down back on Earth.

  • The miniscule Mori has no way to defend himself from Tari, who takes her prank too far and ends up drowning the miniature berserker the moment her wet finger touches upon him. He ends up drowning after a large intake of water gets into his lungs while he tries to fight back. Oh well.

  • Draco Malfoy and Frank Horrigan decide to meet inside the Frying Nemo shop where they discuss the plan behind their train robbery. "We just walk in there, guns blazing and steal all their cash, it's that easy," says Frank. "No, you twit. We need to think this a lot more. We need an escape plan. I can't believe I'm doing this with a muggle," he says, looking at Frank Horrigan with resentment. Luckily for him, this muggle was actually a good dumb brute that helped him out a lot with the actual train robbery, which ended up being very successful.

  • Stealing the nachos from the teen idol party, as well as the dip, Kiko decides to spend the night feasting on them in the comfort of his own camp. He even double dips them, considering no one is there to tell him its a bad habit.

  • Megatron decides to spend the night high upon a tree big enough to hold him up. "Perfect hiding spot," he thinks, "no one will think of looking at a Decepticon high up here."

• Night 4◊Events #2◊
  • Trying to save face, the butterflies take to the internet to state that whatever was read in their diary was not true and they have not in fact been running a cult the entire time since the games have started. Don't believe the people who say they are doing exactly that, because they promise, that they are not doing it. You have got to believe them. You believe them, right?

  • Yami Yugi comes across an abandoned bar who could be used perfectly for the gigs between him and his band. "Perfect," he says as he runs around the bar checking to see if everything is still working. "Very lucky. I just need to tell the rest of my bandmates about this and it will all work out well," he says, running out of the bar to search for his bandmates.

  • Pecheneg tries to teach Rodan to say her name, kind of like an oversized magma parrot, as she keeps telling him "Pe-che-neg. Come on, you can do it buddy. I believe in you," she says as she smiles. Rodan finally manages to say it loud and clearly, but immediately afterwards ends up being pooped on by a pidgeon. Angrily, he flies at said pidgeon and bites into him, destroying it immediately.

  • Placing a crate onto the head of Yamcha's Corpse, Markiplier decides to stomp on it just for... fun? Is this what big brain people do, Markiplier? Stomp a man while he's down. Damn, didn't know you were this bad.

  • Gogmazios receives an action figure of himself from an unknown sponsor. The dragon decides to bring it back to his huge camp, one befitting of a tribute that big as he puts the figure itself on a high spot that no one who can't fly can reach.

  • "You know," says Theo to Zeppeli, "I wanted to bring this Toblerone to you, but something tells me you should actually have it. I'm sorry. I hope you understand," he says, moving away with the toblerone for himself. "Still under the effects of the bad luck, alright. I just wish this is over soon," thinks Zeppeli to himself.

• Night 4◊Events #3◊
  • Unfortunately for Yugi, Sonny ends up being on the end of a beatdown by Pak Somat, who managed to somehow gain mind powers after removing the metal plate from his head. Apparently that activated his latent mental powers, and then blocked them immediately after it was placed inside his brain. Removing them made him realize his ability, as he grabs onto the flower-like Pokemon and throws it into the arena forcefield, as it catches on fire immediately and explodes.

  • Hacking the arena speakers, Clubs Deuce decides to talk about his group member who got killed earlier and say how the reason they're bad as they are is because society made them that way. What a bummer of a monologue, man.

  • Satan decides to call the tadpole Driblee an uncultured swine, adding on that "Everyone already knows the trick with your stamp, no one is going to fall for it. The moment we get that away from you is the moment you stop being a problem in these games."

  • The previous theater explosion has left Fredo wounded badly, but his resolve takes effect as he becomes red and starts feeling a lot more powerful than usual, as he stands up and calls upon a vine which is a lot bigger than his usual ones. "Finally," he smirks, "the power I desperately crave."

  • "So, I heard you two are in a band. Alright, check this out," says Brajira as he breaks into song. Dorothy Ann and Clive just stand in disbelief, as the laptop takes captures everything by recording it. After it's all over, the laptop looks at the two band members and says "Wow... that was something," as Dorothy Ann and Clive say that they don't need any more band members, unaware that Sonny is dead.

TRANSITION TIME. COMMERCIAL BREAK. THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY... YUGI'S BAR. COME OVER AND PLAY SOME YU-GI-OH! WITH US!

• Day 5◊In Full◊

• Day 5◊Events #1◊
  • Now that Rodan has finally learned to speak, it decides to have a conversation with Markiplier, stating how the events back in the earlier games were a lot better. He decides to call out the host of the newest seas-HEY, HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE.

  • "A laptop. Maybe I'll be able to take that in a fight," says Driblee while looking at Pecheneg and runs towards her. As he jumps up to hit her, he passes right through her as it wasn't the laptop, but it was actually Pecheneg. He scuttles away, hoping she didn't see him try to hurt her.

  • Lucemon decides to walk to one of the soldiers guarding his camp and decides to tempt him with eternal bliss, but the soldier knows better than to fall for a devils tricks and tells him to leave him alone, as he walks away. "What's going on, all my plans seem to fail..."

  • Kiko jumps onto a moving train to catch up to the very fast Gogmazios, who is flying alongside it. He waits for the perfect moment to jump onto Gogmazios back, finally doing so and landing right onto him as he starts messing with the Dragonator on his back, before jumping off back onto the train, causing the Gogmazios to yelp in pain as he falls down to the ground, dead.

  • "Alright, Satan. I got an idea for you. I think I'll be your friend," says Brajira. "But why?" asks Satan. "So you could finally understand the meanign of it," says Brajira. After spending an entire day with him, Satan finally understands.

• Day 5◊Events #2◊
  • Megatron receives the dead corpse of Gogmazios on a leash from an unknown sponsor, causing Megatron to say "What will I do with this? He's not even alive!"

  • Yamcha's Corpse is sponsored by... Mc Donald's. If you ever wonder where they get their meat from!

  • Veronica decides to spend her time in Hell taking pictures of her experience with various demons and torture devices, as well as people being tortured only to realize that cameras don't work here. "Convenient," she thinks to herself.

  • "You muggle," says Draco Malfoy, "if it weren't for me your silly little plan would have failed miserably. You are nothing. You will never be a proper train robber, Frank," he says to Frank Horrigan as the butterflies, Frying Nemo, Clive and Dorothy all yell out "OOOOOOOOOOOO" after hearing the verbal destruction laid out by Draco.

  • After deciding to not give the Toblerone to someone else, Theo realizes that being evil actually feels... kind of good. He decides to become evil from now on.

  • Losing his mind after the death of Sonny, Yugi decides to grab a bunch of items laying on the ground and throw them into the water. Tari realizes these are her items and after jumping down into the water for them, she ends up drowning.

• Day 5◊Events #3◊
  • Taking fate into his own hands, Zeppeli decides to go after President Snow and asks him for a gun that will help him do exactly that. Snow realizes that Zeppeli isn't messing around and hands him a powerful gun, as Zeppeli thanks Snow and goes back into the arena.

  • Clubs Deuce comes across a an alligator that he decides to keep as a pet, bringing him back to his camp.

  • Realizing the potential power that Fredo holds in his hands at the moment, Pak decides to hang him a treasure map that leads to absolutely nothing so that Fredo can be gone for long enough for Pak to make a difference in the games.

THIS TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY.... MCDONALD'S. DON'T WORRY FOLKS, THERE'S MORE DEAD CORPSES THEY TAKE THE MEAT FROM, IT'S NOT JUST YAMCHA CLONES.

Fallen◊Tributes◊: Mori Nagayoshi, Sonny Sunflora, Gogmazios and Tari.