Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I'm your host, Gamechanger, and welcome to the a very special season of the Hunger Games, as it's the first battle royale between the most kill-happy tributes! We're sorry to keep you waiting, so thanks for your patience    and LET THE BLOODBATH BEGIN! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!   

Battle Music

• Super Mario 64 - Devastation's Doorway (Bowser's Road OC ReMix)

THE◊ REAPING◊

THE◊ BLOODBATH◊

• Seems like Ludo and Franky are fishing buddies.
• Instead of being the one to do the chasing, Jason is now the one being chased.
• Some birds and turtles manage to fight Galeem to a draw.
• Ghirahim is a pain in the neck.
• Snout's hat protects him.
• Blanka-chan goes Bonkers for Kirby.
• MS-07B Gouf's explosive personality tends to rub off on others.
• Woshua has that gut feeling.
• Looks like there's an archachnid.
• Well, looks like they took the phrase "feeling beat" a tad too literally.

DAY◊ ONE◊

• Who let Bowser into the games!?
• Liberty Prime plays dress up and earns the ire of PETA.
• Espeon uses a souped-up Sunny Day.
• Nero scares someone shitless.
• Rorschach and Frost use each other's Self-Demonstrating pages for "research purposes".
• Samwise watches an epic goof off in confusion.
• Starlight has a crappy meeting.
• Well that's a bit of an odd pairing.
• Blanka-chan tries to get Valerio to chill out.
• Ghiraham just has the worst help, huh?
• Antiope gets a face-full of Apu.
• Iron Man and Hardcase have a bonding moment.
• Quite Franky, Rose, I don't blame you.
• MS-07B Gouf smokes this game!
• To Velma's dismay, the Hunger Games are like EA Games.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Nuru, Kirby, Spynum, Ariel, Woshua, Mokou, Hooaka, Ghirahim, Kalameet, Ryuzaki, MS-07B Gouf

Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 27th 2019 at 12:56:11 PM

Welp, there goes Fuyuhiko vs. Woshua. Sorry, Psyche.

I'd be surprised if Jason didn't exude a menacing aura. A pity it didn't stop the Cornucopia from chasing him off, though.

And seeing as Rose grabbed a gun during the Bloodbath, I can only assume that Trevor's soul must still be in control of her body.

Alas, poor Kalameet.

Are you fucking kidding me, RNGesus?

Edited by InfinityRyujin on Mar 27th 2019 at 11:38:14 AM

Rose should have grabbed a knife instead.

Blanka-Chan, at least you tried to make Valerio chill out. That's all that matters.

Battle Music

• Darkest Dungeon - Combat In The Ruins

NIGHT◊ ONE◊

• Rorschach isn't exactly a hit with the wildlife.
• Galeem dishes out some punishment.
• Fuyuhiko wins a million dollars.
• Zee Tee also dishes out the punishment.
• Jason isn't impressed with the Smolder.
• Zombie Yeti plays a game of "pirates" with Velma.
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• Iron Man also wins a million dollars... not that he needs it as he's already rich.
• Queen Zeal has a crappy meal.
• Samwise gains the title of Emperor.

DAY◊ TWO◊

• Iron Man writes a haiku.
• Turns out Rorschach was collecting the remains of the dead tributes.
• What an electrifying new flavor!
• Oh no, a werebeast robot!
• Apu and Santa Sam go on a monster killing-spree for some easy levels.
• Franky delivers an epic roast that's epic enoguh that even jason takes notice.
• Fuyuhiko reads his shipfic out loud to the others.
• Galeem has a "battle" against a tree.
• Snout kills President Snow... which isn't much of an achievement in this sim.
• Ludo gives Starlight a horseshoe.
• Scrat makes a Twitter account.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Valerio, Velma, Galeem

I had high hopes for you Ryuzaki, dammit! Well, go Ludo! Win this one!

Why am I not surprised that Rorschach is keeping dead tributes' remains?

Meanwhile, that saber-toothed squirrel's smarter than I thought.

Werebeast...robot.

We're all gonna fucking die.

It was so obvious that Valerio is gonna underperform this time around.

Can't see a pic, so I wonder what Starlight's up too. Seems like she's gotten into some misadventures, tho.

Well Ludo's knocked her out with a horseshoe arrow.

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 27th 2019 at 9:36:53 AM

It was a boxing glove, on Day 2.

As for the previous events:

• Bloodbath: She shared her stuff with the Cheetahmen, Hardcase, and Maxime.
• Day 1: Fuyuhiko tried farting on her, but ended up soiling his pants.
• Night 1: She set up an Active Defense System to zap Varus's grenade inert.

Battle Music

• Darkest Dungeon - Battle In The Warrens

NIGHT◊ TWO◊

• Rorschach has a yeti go bananas on him.
• The robot werebeast does charades.
• A challenger has Espeon faint.
• Starlight takes a page out of Looney Tunes.
• The Cheetahmen play their theme song.
• Jason is apparently scared of Iron Man.
• Hardcase encounters a cryptid.
• Samwise laughs at President Snow's "Kenny" status.

DAY◊ THREE◊

• Yeah right Scrat, if we let you do that it'll probably just say "acorn" repeatedly!
• You'd best believe in ghost stories Maxine, you're in one!
• Jason apparently has some dentist skills.
• Starlight gives Apu his own cutie mark.
• Julio apparently took some lessons from Snake.
• Rorschach is prepared to use an airstrike, this is not a drill!
• Uh-oh, the real killer is escaping!
• Franky's taste in music leaves much to be desired.
• A robot werebeast is surprisingly friendly.
• Ludo wins a pun-off.
• Santa Sam kicks the dog...or cat in this case.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Espeon, Queen Zeal, Zee Tee, Hardcase, Samwise, Blanka-chan, Nero, Orin, Santa Sam

You don't believe in ghosts, Maxime?! I'm very sure there are ghosts who wander around Beauxbatons as well.

Last update of the day before I call it a night. Next update will likely be sometime in the afternoon as I have no time in the morning due to my current schedule.

Battle Music

• Darkest Dungeon - Return To The Warrens

NIGHT◊ THREE◊

• The Cheetahmen bond with Eiri over dance.
• Lucky Julio, he's getting his own movie!
• Rorschach is on pins and needles.
• Oh no, someone's trapped with Jason!
• Iron Man sleeps with a robot werebeast... not that they get along.
• Franky caves in and helps Snout.
• A yeti is chased for a loaf of bread.

DAY◊ FOUR◊

• Oh no, Julio is CATS in disguise!
• Fuyuhiko learns why it's not a good idea to mess with Jason.
• A robot werebeast seeks to prosecute someone.
• Aww, sorry John but better luck next time.
• Man, Sasquatch hunting season is weird...
• Rose just stares at Rorschach while he's passed out.
• Wow, that really bombed huh Chong?
• Snout plays a remake of Action 52.
• A yeti manages to avoid Sasquatch hunters.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Franky, Chong

Nero, I am disappoint.

Also, the "Player 1 breaks into Player 2's camp and brutally kills them" event seems kinda... uncreative, if I'm being honest here.

And what's the "sliced in half while monologing about the void" event a reference to?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 27th 2019 at 10:57:29 AM

Demon!Rose still bein' Demon!Rose, I guess.

And that's quite a Love Triangle you got there, Maxime. Too bad your boyfriend from Reboot S26 turned out to be taken.

Honestly, I don't know. Go ask Eredars. It's probably an OG event.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 28th 2019 at 4:44:17 PM

It's a reference to Corrupted Vor's copypasta speech when you fight him.

I'll make the next update soon, but just bumping this as given the amount of replies since my last update I have a feeling quite a few of you haven't seen them the last few updates.

Not to mention that as said next update is a bit of a Wham Episode (to the point that I'm a little miffed at the runner as I wouldn't let that thing happen if I were running it), so makes since for it to be near the top of the next page.

Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 28th 2019 at 6:58:39 AM

What's wrong with having a good story on here?

Not so much a good story as the kill count for the next update is too big for my liking, as it prevents more characters from doing interesting things. Think about double the death count for the last double digit death count.

Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 28th 2019 at 7:32:49 AM