Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

And Kaf sent the Clean Save to Thartler! Yes, I'm aware of the sheer irony of a V-Day Season just... not being one in the conventional sense, but this isn't the first time it happened... and that's okay, right?

Preamble

> Theme: Bonetrousle by Toby Fox: Battle Theme

( Trebonth's den, year 20XX. The Snivy that has invited the trio to co-host is missing, and the doors wide open.)

I could've sworn by the name of stars that the little snake would be here. I mean, at least it's not dragon, otherwise I'd bluntly say no to them.

   Umbreee! (Treeebonth! We're all there! Show yourself!   

(The radioactive being, Nogent Celestin, expresses disappointment.)

   The door's not here, not sure what you two are waiting for. Let's just go and host it anyway.   

I don't think it's a good idea here, Changeling with a bidepal sha-

   Just call me a Radien or X'i. Leave your euphemisms for an actual show.   

(As they enter, there's no sign of Trebonth at all.)

Yup, they're missing alright. Should we just... call it for today, or go on?

   Umbreeeeeee... (But... the audiencee...)   

(For convenience reason, Umbreon gets a translation collar from the Radien)

Eh... let's just begin, I can't stand those sweet eyes for too long. Well, my name's Changing Flask, the unicorn from Equestria.

   Nocturn, one of Trebonth's friends. You know what is happening with Thartler as well? They are not writing anything...   

Probably just motivation issues. Let's just move on before we mix fourth wall and the event together.

   Nogent Celestin to your services. I was told that I may have to help you two with more modern... stuff.   

(The audience groans, the hosts notice that the mic is off. Nogent swiftly plugs one on.)

   And today's apparently 'Valentine's Day' special.   

   You've got... that's the Day of Eon Duo, Radien!   

Clearly not for me, it's Crystal Heart Celebration. You know, the anniversary where ponies fall in love and...

(Nocturn shoots a death glare at Flask. The unicorn swiftly glares back.)

   Guys, enough. I'm calling a preamble over!   

Reaping

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> Theme: Alexander Hamilton (Instrumental)

   How do the horse, bastard, son of a bitch, a vampire, a- GYAAAUOURGHHH!   

(The radien puts the gun away.)    Enough of bad Hamilton remixes that serve only to annoy us all!   

Nogent, we have a problem. Another one. Our host ended up being a tribute...

   SHUTITDOWNSHUT IT DOOOOOWN-   

(Technical problems screen depicting a purple Snivy whacking a PC with a wrench shows up as Nocturn attempts a few Moonblasts to no avail.)

   Fine, you want them in? I'm making sure-   

   I don't think that they die forever. Just look at the vest guy.   

   You know what? Fine, I'm rooting for Trebonth and if his death ends up permanent, I'm blasting you away with a Moonblast, okay?   

Bloodbath

Theme: Guns and Ships (Instrumental)

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(The bickering of the two co-hosts continue, as Flask tries to run the Bloodbath on his own.)

Can't ever have a break from those two... urrgh. (The unicorn facehoofs, and, after reading the manual, enables the spying function.)

(CAM 1: Dejiko) If I am going to be honest, I think she won't be dying first at least. How many times did she die again? Oh right, the two are still arguing. Next.

(CAM 2: Rain) *Smuggling the envelope* Good luck, have fun. I mean, you look similar to a dragon, but not scaly at all. Next.

(CAM 3: Combat 1) I can't make anything out of this picture, but judging by the fact that the green-haired figure, green-suited figure and yellow-dressed female are standing, and the cat and whatever is that thing dead, there might've been some... bitching about going about.^note Respectively Daphne, Luigi, Daisy, Apple Hoarder Cat and Random Fictional Couple.

(CAM 4: Tiny, Rinoa) You'd wish that you didn't take the cleaning supplies soon enough, THIEF. Just kidding, what sort of survival values does bleach even have!?

(Cam 5: Abr.Kirito) We have a pyromaniac in the ma-a-a- SWEET CELESTIA THAT BIRD IS GROWING TOO MUCH STOP THE- (Tchzappp) Okay, it turns out that ^{bipedal griffin} Martlet ended up growing too much for her good. Hopefully there'd be less jumpscares there.

(Cam 6: Princess Bubblegum) With absolute power comes absolute departure to the stars... wait, you're telling me that my idiom is wrong?

(Cam 7: Companion Cube) They can't speak. They can't hurt me. They can't speak. They can't hurt me. They can't speak. They can't hurt me. Then why I feel that it's pissed?

(Cam 8: Stan, Bazett) A red haired girl and a guy with blue suit... sounds le-e... what the hell, blue guy, that's not how you ship her with you. You were supposed to give her a ring.

(Cam 9: Abbot, Asuna) Yes, Abbot, swords are more gentle than the guilt from breaking her heart. No, this does not award you any points for survival.

(Cam 10: Himuro, Jesse) Come on, lady, you can win this- and then Jesse arrives, the process is disrupted, and according to pedals 'she won't win this.'

(Cam 11: Priest) The instructions are given to the old man. Not sure what they are, but... let me read their bio... their most important skill is unit conversion. That makes an unit join their side!

(Cam 12: Lucina) Come on, since when was Lucina here? Let me check their notes... Twenty nine years!? That's ridiculous!

(Cam 13: Kirby) Oh... OH MY, A DECAKILL! THE PINK FLUFFBALL IS A- fail. Why did they swallow the... the only plank that supported Kirby's weight? Well, at least they are still alive, but that won't bode well for the cute thing.

(Cam 14: Toya) Say that I got fooled for once, it's an understatement. I got utterly bambozzled! The one eyed lad... was disguised as some sort of a table with names that... ehh, I should probably not think too much about this one.

(Cam 15: Lilac) I wonder what those explosives are going to be used for.

(Cam 16: Meatcubator) At least I am not a tribute. Still, that looks... silly. Wait, Tre's running away too. And Merheart knows a boogie too. Could it be?

(Cam 17: Sheeter, Nomi-Nomi) ...should've invited Fallacy Logic for commentary too. What are the odds of dying to someone, reviving, then dying to a random thing anyway?

(Cam 18: Draco) What are their summer clothes? I imagine it looking like how our fur goes short on summer.

(Cam 19: Ceroba) Yes, yes, we know it's only a fiction, we don't need a second reminder. Except it's far too real!

(Cam 20: Marceline) Oh blue-face, becoming lovestruck twice because something happened with my camera... I hope you aren't going to gather everyone to be your lover.

(Cam 21: Constitution) The Flying Dutchman of a ship sinks... then reappears with the sword! How, no one has any idea, except possibly its own crew.

(Cam 22: Seonhee, Moony Plush) Yes, I'd be pissed too for this mix-up.

(Cam 23: Ken and Eliza) Wait, their EX... version premiere? Uhm... sure?

(Cam 24: Reimu/Marisa and Twi Pie) Somehow, I find it much more befitting the bodyswap, given the duos dynamics.

(Cam 25: Eliwood, Deadward) Bad strategy to draw blood and not finish your enemy while they're on the cliff, hooded being. You're dead now from the fall. Make a new character.

(Cam 26: Basil) Well, now I know why they're feeling miserable: They've seen deaths of four people!^note Kelvin, Ramiro, Hisami, Zanmu

(Cam 27:Hades&Persephone) Befitting the... (whisper, whisper) Greek god of Underworld, because then they get more souls. Not sure if they'll be happy if they learn that some souls already carry the burden of the guilt.

(Cam 28: Niniam, Martle-) I don't get it... one griff is dead, another of exact same name is alive... anyway, the girl apparently has a very vivid dreams right here.

(Cam 29: Yukimura) Just don't hack your limbs off with whatever you're carrying. PS. Just use swords for that.

(Cam 30: Spaceres, Mukuro) *Nodding along to the Panem National Anthem* Sorry, too catchy. But may Cadenza bless this ship.

(Cam 31-) (For some reason, the cameraman dies with the soul shattered.)

(Cam 32: BACKUP 1: Dragons and Dogs) The dragons are dead. Because the first two graves are for the white dragon and the black dragon. Together in death, because the dogs thought that the quote was stupid.

(Cam 33: Thor and Sif) I call foul, that's twelve "ordinary" beings against two gods. But eh, what do you know, even gods powers can be phony.

(Cam 34: Ron, Fry) A bromance is born as the two grief the Cornucopia with mere slaps!

(Cam 35: Oersted) No luck that the priest had for Oersted.

(Cam 36: Cupid Cat) A lone cavalier, a bottle and music. What can go wrong? Answer? Nothing, at least not right now. But I bet they'll have a heavy hangover the very next day.

(Cam 37: Hisao) Noooo! That stupid heart attack! Well, at least your Trebonth is alive, Nocturn.

Day 1

(The unicorn had strained their vocal chords too much relaying all 36 remotely noteworthy events. The Radien and Umbreon replace him.)

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> Theme: What'd I Miss (Instrumental)

(CAM 1: Date, Rinoa)    The latest to not notice what is an insult and what is not. Happens with Grime all the time.   

(CAM 2: Fry)    Has he considered the fact that he can get retired if his actors die? Oh wait, that's not definition of his death.   

(CAM 3: Lucina, Leela)    After Flask's headache, talking smack about Lucina's ideal girl gets one-eyed female killed.   

(CAM 4: Heart Man, Ceroba)    Heart Man, have you considered that Ceroba does not need that if she wins?   

(CAM 5: Martlet, w/the Love)    Martlet gets a coffee jelly. She must've found it after love told her that she will find a ship eventually.   

(CAM 6: Ember)    Two squares wage a war! The results are unknown, but the fiery witness appears none the worse for looks!   

(CAM 7: Trebonth, Purple Gold)    Not unlike the hypothethical self-esteem of the purple gold. I swear, Tre must've hit his head hard running away to suddenly shout like that.   

(CAM 8: Jesse, Spaceres)    More shipping potential, just not one of industrial kind. As the three get stuck in a treehouse. I wonder if the latter two have any stories to tell.   

(CAM 9: Draco, Daphne)    That... could hurt. Yeah, could but didn't.   

(CAM 10: Thor, Sif)    And Thor teamed up with Ichigo's winners, runners-up and third places to fix the issue.   

(CAM 11: Ron, Bloomsday)    It... let's just skip to the next one.   

(CAM 12: Oersted, Titanic)    Oh my, the mast is on fire. Oersted will be remembered as the ship sinker if they keep going!   

(CAM 13: Cractus, Rain)    What must've Cractus done... hmm... prickled her toe?   

(CAM 14: Ryuji, Taiga and Ninian)    Yeah, that... THAT ONE WILL HURT THE OTHER GIRL BADLY, AS THEY LITERALLY GOT BASHED FROM BOTH SIDES!   

(CAM 15: Alethea)    Trying to kill Solgaleo like that never works, especially in a bad mood. Not a hitman potential.   

(CAM 16: Valentine and the Merships)    Yup, fair enough that 12 big glasses of milk drowns everyone inside the USS Constitution...   

(CAM 17: Constitution)    ...and the ship, no worse for the wear, apparently has their crew wearing shorts clearing the bodies off their party cabin.   

(CAM 18: Luigi, Daisy and Lilac)    A tip to you Luigi and Daisy - just pull a Trebonth and don't install any doors, it saves you mental energy.   

(CAM 19: Cupid Cat, Stan and Tomori)    Burns are nasty, and the Cupid 'cat'... more like a dog, experiences third degree burns, but the silver-haired girl comes to the rescue, as Stan's trap is foiled!   

(CAM 20: Toya, Skeeter)    More slap fights, but unlike what Flask mentioned, it only ended up with slaps.   

(CAM 21: Country of Nunavut)    The country itself is starving. Peacekeepers, send the food to the country as the relief package!   

(CAM 22: Francine, Basil)    Yeah, ain't going to teach love to someone who had killed people or otherwise laid in blood.   

(CAM 23: Marceline and co.)    Let me see... [Thartler, PROPLAYEN, ThatIdiotMan, MummyGaGa, freygrilledcheese and Cutegirl920fire] all star in Marceline's Sims session- oh goodness, the pool! The Pool drowning glitch! They're killing them all!   

(CAM 24: Hades, Persephone, Seven, Squall)    In an unrelated note, Greek gods have problems using technology, no worse than I have. Because they somehow potato'd their face in call with other two people.   

(CAM 25: Ribbon, Kirito)    Well, let's just say Kirito is Neutral Good alright?   

(CAM 26: Seonhee, Himuro, Ken and Eliza)    Apparently Seonhee's appearance requires a second introduction. Why can't they just remember scents?   

(CAM 27: Valentine's Day itself, Dejiko, later Dejiko and Moony Plush)    Love hurts. And the love day claims the boy's head with a shovel! Then their death is mourned by Moony itself.   

(CAM 28: Wade) (The Pokemon presses "next" as they can't think of anything.)

(CAM 29: Meta Knight, Reimu and Marisa)    Doubt the girls will leave the masked fluffball alone after this. Hax Sign, I believe, is what happens next.   

(CAM 30: Asuna and Mukuro)    A harmless fusion between a gentle girl and a more adult gentle girl. And after some pranks they stop and unfuse. At least I hope it's just pranks.   

(CAM 31: Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie)    In an unrelated note, the horses find a Severed Ear that they can't eat, and because of it they toss that thing away.   

(CAM 32: Kirby, Yukimura)    Yeah, but it pales to the way to how Yuki tackle-hugged a Kirby that was in middle of inhaling him... and the strategy somehow worked! I swear, he should've been spit into a wall, with a star shattering and-   

(CAM 33: Eliwood, The Meatcubator)    -Eliwood fails at chemistry and cooking, because the explosive cake blows up. Even the machine is puzzled enough to print a debug file consisting of the question of what they had used. But it could as well be far too much wheat.   

(CAM 34: Ena Test Dummy/Plush)    Okay, crash course here: Ena's Plush had just crashed into the wall. Plushes probably shouldn't die. They can still faint, though, or have their heads torn away, or made unusable.   

Results after Day 1

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17 Tributes fuelled the rosy fields: Random fictional couple, Apple Hoarder Cat, Tiny, Martlet (submitted by Kafka), Princess Bubblegum, Bazett, Abott Emmanuel, Nomi Nomi, Edward, Kelvin and Ramiro, Hisami and Zanmu, Toothless and Night Fury, Hisao, Leela, Jake's Merships, Valentine, Dejiko

2 Nominators had their potential ship sink forever: The Meme Man, Troper No 9001

Kills:

Daphne: 2 (Random Fictional Couple, Apple Hoarding Cat)

Luigi and Daisy: 2 (Random Fictional Couple, Apple Hoarding Cat)

Miserable Basil: 2 (Kelvin and Ramiro, Hisami and Zanmu)

Rinoa: 1 (Tiny)

Stan: 1 (Bazett)

Abridged Asuna: 1 (Abott Emmanuel)

Sheeter: 1 (Nomi-Nomi)

Eliwood: 1 (Edward)

Dogamy and Dogaressa: 1 (Toothless and Night Fury)

Lucina: 1 (Leela)

Valentine's Day: 1 (Dejiko)

—-

Non-combat deaths:

Natural causes: 1 (Hisao)

Stupidity: 4 (Martlet (Kafka), Princess Bubblegum, Jake's Merships, Valentine)

((No, non-combat deaths can't be Mass Murderers.))

Edited by Thartler on Feb 10th 2024 at 6:59:48 PM

TFW two Norse gods somehow lose a fight to fish people.

Also, is the "drowning in spilled milk" event meant to be a reference to something?

Oof, first update death (also "boy"? Dejiko's a girl... or is that event description a reference I'm not getting)

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 10th 2024 at 7:05:01 PM

A scientist avoided Kirby's attack due to his stupidity, how ironic

Edited by Justkong033 on Feb 11th 2024 at 1:11:31 AM

hnnng

The curse never ends.

Nice hosting! Very nice. I do like the 'cam' format, makes it easy to tell who's being referenced for one.

(I will just point out that at the end, it should be 'Skeeter' that has a kill, not 'Sheeter'. Sorry, typos, I know, happens to us all!)

I also love the format, means i don’t have to constantly reference and go back and forth to figure out what has been said about my tributes

What's so impressive about Seonhee, Himuro?

> I call foul, that's twelve "ordinary" beings against two gods. But eh, what do you know, even gods powers can be phony.

Just a quick correction, there are fourteen merfolk in my group tribute, and not twelve (Merman Roxas and Mermaid Xion as well as Merman Chongyun and Merman Xingqiu had their "images" shared with each other).

Also, the merships died by drowning. Talk about irony.

Edited by MummyGaGa on Feb 10th 2024 at 2:14:04 PM

Oh well I guess I should've stuck with the theme since Apple Hoarder Cat died immediately

No smack talk about Severa allowed

Crystal Heart Celebration? You mean Hearts and Hooves Day? But seriously though, what's with the non-NB tributes being referred to with "they/them" pronouns? I get using them if you don't know their gender, but their pronouns should be easy to look up. And "one-eyed female"? Unless that is in-character for Nocturne, that's sexist. Also, Nunavut is a territory of Canada, not a country. Apologies if I'm going too far with the nitpicking though, this is your first time hosting after all.

But damn, Toothless's Reboot track record is really this bad, huh? A far cry from getting 2nd Place in OG S12, although that wasn't without tears since he befriended the Engineer after feeling lonely, only to be shot down with an arrow by Dyudyuka a day or so after. He might as well be taking after Mother Brain and Super Vegito at this point.

Either way, might as well root for the Dogi, even if this is a betrayal by proxy tribute. And did Wade hate the RNG for making him... survive Kirby's attempted decakill? Also ~Ichigo Montoya , the milk event is from ASDF Movie. And despite your bad luck, I'm sure you still amassed a large group of PFs to help Thor and Sif repair that truck, considering how long you've been here.

Ichi be like

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 10th 2024 at 5:41:49 PM

"Sir" prolly oughta be "Sif".

Yes that was me. I ain't seeing my tributes dying Bloodbath death this season!

...Also, me being the only one to send tributes that are familial relation, but they have different flags anyway in addition to making it obvious they can't be shipped. *cough*

Nice hosting format, especially for a first-time host. However, I think it can be improved further by using bullet points to list the event narration and in the death list. Speaking of the latter, you can also put the list in a folder

As for my tributes, first, Toya isn't one-eyed. His bang simply covered one of them. Second, Tomori is actually brown haired and the lighting of the pic I choose for her made it look silverish

Edited by Billy5545 on Feb 10th 2024 at 8:46:41 PM

Prelude I

> Theme: The Room Where It Happens (Instrumental)

(After the unicorn's vocal chords get fixed, the trio return to the building.) Did we do it right? The first part of course.

   I think so, except for a few mix-ups with genders, countries and a few politically incorrect stuff. At least I believe we did. We had a few technical issues when like... Nogent's voice glitched in the mic, so our splice guy, Thartler, stepped in. Also, we forgot to record our after-day reaction because of that, so... seventeen deaths looks like a bloody waste of life...   

   Frankly nothing compared to what Kevin did once to Esou Magnus II-b. That planet literally ended up becoming so destroyed, that not even a single particle of dust remained!   

Oh my beloved stars... (The unicorn hides their muzzle with their hooves. The Umbreon has the exact same reaction.)

   Ye- wait, where were we at... right. We probably should press on hosting the session, shouldn't we?   

(It's met with just silent nods of acceptance, even from the technical support in the background.)

   So we're con-continuing it... right now.   

Night I

> Theme: (Terraria - Night)

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• <CAM 1: Basil> Clearly, an ear-pain material of a song, made by a miserable ^{...I think it's a newt} Basil

• <CAM 2: Bloomsday, Priest>    A recovery move on a Priest is probably a good move. From what notes I could hear in background, the Priest has one too, but that doesn't work on them. Leaving the last part. When was the priest hurt, anyway?   

• <CAM 3: Rinoa> Was this the reason why the death count in the previous day so high?
  •    I don't think-ink so.   

• <CAM 4: Companion Cube>    If Glitch cuisine is anything of note, I believe that the-the cube must be having an Automato Stew-tew for a dinner.   

• <CAM 5: Lucina, Ena Plush>    Can I send my support Clefairy right now?    (Others shake their heads.)    Right, we, the hosts, can't do anything.   

• <CAM 6: Ninian> Except to show how some events end up being ridiculous. Like imagining an entire menagerie being imagined by an imaginary... my head hurts... (The unicorn faints soon after. Then they recover, but the camera is now at a different place.)

• <CAM 7: Ken, Eliza and the Territory of Nunavut>    Sou-sounds like a chase whe-where two people hid-hide from the entire nest of hor-hornets. All bec-because their hiv-hive was burnt down.   
  • Yeah, in Nunavut's place... I'm not a country.

• <CAM 8: Twi Pie> The Elements sometimes have the silliest ideas... yeah.

• <CAM 9: Purple Gold>    I see a potential arc here. The inanimate thing is training itself to... wait, it's just a gold ingot, how can it work out anyway?   

• <CAM 10: Rain>    The return of Atropus biome str-strikes back, I believe... Because our cameras... actually saw that thing. Though it seems docile to Rain, thi-this creature is actually dan-dangerous to the mental health.   

• <CAM 11: Toya, Jesse> And we have an improbable feat of gymnastics that ends up... being... wait, I could catch blue suit one causing gumballs to fall harmlessly. Could that hit on the ground be because of that?
  •    Nope, that's just the student bowing too hard.   

• <CAM 12: Cupid Cat, DIO!> (The operator sings the entire Jo Jo Bizzare Adventure theme, accidentally muting the unicorn's commentary.)

• <CAM 13: Fry>    Oh, that's NOT NICE, FRY! HOW DARE YOU TRASHTALK TREBONTH LIKE THAT!? YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!   
  • Uh, I'm pretty sure permanence here means just like... until next event- (Nocturn knocks everyone out in their rage.)

  •    *Pant.* Alright, I'm taking over this show. Fry, you suck by the way.   

• <CAM 14: Ceroba>    Dying to matrial arts would be quiiite a shame. At least that's what I think it is.   

• <CAM 15: Manannan, Heart Man>    Somehow, the two claim to have won a sport that the love itself told them that it has created. Let me guess: Matchmaking?   

• <CAM 16: Reimu and Marisa>    And the magical human girls just get a spying tool. For ships, I presume? Or for spotting those two silly Ponytas?   

• <CAM 17: Thor, Sif and Point Maid>    Not even the nominators are safe, as the hammer strikes the nominator true, frying them completely. My condolences to ^{green human} Skeeter, who is the last tribute standing.   

• <CAM 18: Ember>    While I can still hear the ^{library girl or so I think it is one} Francine's from the distance shouting, the fire itself tries to dip the itching finger. No, that ain't helping, the Fire types get itches from this exact thing.   

• <CAM 19: Con- Ron>    ...I see what you did. And it isn't funny! I thought I'd see the ship's crew watching TV on the ^{purple creature's} Lilac back!   

• <CAM 20: Squall>    With great power comes parasites! And the human maaaay be giving some harm... a lot of it.   

• <CAM 21: Kirito>    I expected a schmuck bait here, but the guy entering the mirror didn't listen and somehow it worked.   

• <CAM 22: Marceline, Martlet>    On the other paw, the banjo player states the obvious to a... uh, creature who doesn't want to kill at all - the bipedal Articuno called Martlet.   

• <CAM 23: Luigi, Daisy and Daphne>    That's gonna be a recipe for a catastrophe. Especially if two of them are riding. But from what I can see, it didn't end like that.   

• <CAM 24: Alethea> (A feeling of dread washes over Nocturn.)    U...urk, don't kill my Tre, aight...?   

• <CAM 25: Kirby, Asuna>    The pink cuteball... yup, they're probably getting an autograph by being cute.   

• <CAM 26: Merheart>    And the territory of Nunavut is oficially no longer collective arena record holders for hungriest tribute possible. Welp, time to give them a lot of cotton to make shirts!   

• <CAM 27: Titanic, Wade> (The other two wake up by then, and knock Nocturn out for what they did.)    What'd I miss? Oh, turns out making a mak-makeshift ice-breaker on a ship out of a fla-flaming sword is enough to extinguish the elemental... or at least disrupt him out of usability forever.   

• <CAM 28: Meta Knight> (Advert starts playing soon after, for a rice, starring Meta Knight and broadly-pointing Yuki for some reason.) Thartler, your bloke that blocks those advertisers sucks.
  •    That's called an 'ad-blocker', but... Tha-Thartler. Fix. That. Damn. Thing!   

• <CAM 29: Spaceres, Draco, Himuro> Someone just walked in the middle of the ramble without any context. Welp, can't help with that.

• <CAM 30: Seven> (Another ad, for a peppermint, appears.)    ...right, that person is still unconscious.   

• <CAM 31: Hades, Persephone, Moony, Date> My goodness, that sounds just like one of Vitrolic's antics.
  •    ...more like harmless Kevin on a good day antics.   

• <CAM 32: Eliwood> You, swordsman, the other one you vow to kill already died from heart attack. Unless you mean... to kill everyone, not just one.

• <CAM 33: Mukuro>    A Floran would be proud of that tooth.   

• <CAM 34: Trebonth, Oersted> Uh... snake, that's not how some die. Some get diarrhorea, some get Scurvy...
  •    And some ships get blown up. And some people indeed fall overboard, but then they die in ocean or sea or even a lake.   

• <CAM 35: Seonhee> (Yet another ad plays, prompting the unicorn to splash the water on the operator, just to wake them up. The technical difficulties screen appear. Cut to CAM 36.)

• <CAM 36: Cractus> I'd rather not get into details of how stealing kidneys leads to instant death, rather than agonial one... so for purpose of it, Ribbon's dead, officially.

• <CAM 37: Meatcubator, Valentine's Day>    The day itself gets the machine's name right. Well, it's an event alri-lright? It technically can't get names wrong.   

• <CAM 38: Tomori> OH COME ON, WE ALL NEED TO HAVE FUN! THINK OF THE AUDIENCE!

• <CAM 39: Dogneo and Dogtrinityessa>    The ^lovedogs Dogamy and Dogaressa make themselves a crude Matrix cosplay. Why am I thinking of them as hackers now?   

Day II

> Theme: (My Shot, Instrumental)

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(Everyone is awake once again, ready to relay the day.)

• <CAM 1: Daphne>    And... it's a Sableye; which means Daphne loses everything she got so far. Better luck next time!   

• <CAM 2: Ryuji, Taiga>    After getting enough NPC kills somehow, the pair summons a recon drone. Watch out, everyone, nowhere is safe.   

• <CAM 3: Chatroom #1>    I could probably pas-paste the entire screenshot of them messing up, but it doesn't fit the 10 MB and 1920x1080 size limit for the images for some reason. Nocturn, you may find it hilarious.   

• <CAM 4: Yukimura> And the doctor mourns their prickled butt. Yup, this happens.

• <CAM 5: Purple Gold>    I find them actually more comfortable to wooden ones. I suspect the pink ingot of the gold has some transmutative abilities.   

• <CAM 6: Spaceres, Himuro>    I think the banjo player earns more from two people than just one if they kill them- oh, that's the other side around? Then I have no idea either.   

• <CAM 7: The love> Apparently its future self got a bad future where Tomori died and no one got shipped.
  • (Everyone: Dohohoho.)

  • So they say 'Tomori has to win, otherwise the world is doomed to have no ships at all!

  • (Everyone: *Silence.*)

• <CAM 8: Squall>    No, parasite once known as Squall. You're not dreaming, you simply fail at looking for any.   

• <CAM 9: Group #1>    The Titanic apparently still has mental scars after sinking to the iceberg - this would suck for any ship. The rest of the group asked by the masked swordsbeing? Probably maintenance or physical harm.   

• <CAM 10: Dog'neo' and Dog'trinity'essa, Jesse and Seonhee> Uh, the duo just got a message: Healed 'bofa' for 50 HP, twice.
  • Probably spellcasting issues. You need to target a proper pony with a spell. Or an object.

• <CAM 11: Hades, Persephone, Francine>    The two could probably have rigged the outcome, but felt bad and so they didn't shoot them to death.   

• <CAM 12: Lucina, Luigi and Daisy> Shave the beard and only leave a mustache; it seems like the Mario Bros are expanding beyond their original scope!
  •    So wha-what? The white beard girl looked better in bea-beard than the mustache!   

• <CAM 13: Cupid Cat, Rinoa> And with my muzzle I relay the fate of billions.
  •    They won't know, Flask. Anyway, the day nap ends up being the other girl's last breath.   

• <CAM 14: Draco, Moony Plush>    I won-wonder how many oth-other judges honestly liked this? Pro-probably a lot, but thi-this error is probably an one-off.   

• <CAM 15: Valentine's Day, Alethea> The braggard should've probably had waited a few hours after death, disappearance or the like of.

• <CAM 16: Companion Cube, Ken and Eliza>    Finally, the heart cube claims its first victim as it is juggled about only to land on the two humans who promptly die together. Rest in peace and remember - physics are not a toy.   

• <CAM 17: Thor, Sif, Manannan, 'not Eliwood', Ninian> Honestly, I'd knock them out all the same - my mood for edgy stuff ended with Torxon burning my whole hometown.
  •    Probably no one to worry about here.   

• <CAM 18: The swordscreature gets- (An ad for a mobile game starts playing; everyone calls Thartler out on being lazy with their ad-block mechanism.)

• <CAM 19: Kirito>    *Visibly drooling* Oh... uh, wha? Oh, I wasn't the only one with such appetite, right?    (No one else was)    Bummer.   

• <CAM 20, 21, 22: Ron, Stan, Merheart>    More griefing montages commerce, and... three camps are no more. Gone. All because... uhh...    (The operator whispers to Nogent.)    Bloomsday's psychic rage.   

• <CAM 23: Kirby> Uh, now everyone in the camera is smaller, so we're forced to bring in magnifying glass- (Thartler zooms in cameras) Oh, that works too.

• <CAM 24: Seven>    Which then leads to this camp-setting mishap, an eye-scream. The speargirl lost her eye alright.   

• <CAM 25: Meatcubator, Asuna>    Next time show a birth certificate... maybe, possibly... because even machines can call people out.   

• <CAM 26: Nunavut, Ceroba> The eskimo are nowhere. The eskimo are everywhere.

• <CAM 27: Rain, Skeeter>    Convenient to forget about "L bozo" or some other human insults.   
  • (Thartler attempts to mute Nogent, but it fails because he's not in Polish Sejm nor he is the Marshall.)

• <CAM 28: Basil> So their plan involves... no idea. They're deeply thinking about something, and that's all that I know.

• <CAM 29: Mukuro, Reimu and Marisa> Uh, who's Santa Claus?
  •    Another dead dude of human origin that is worshipped by others apparently.   

  •    They did comment about more or less looking silly copying Scarlet Sisters, though...   

  • And I have no idea who Scarlet Sisters are, either.

• <CAM 30: Ember, Heart Man> (*Beat*) That... that is scary. Shut it down!
  •    We still need... to like completely fill our quota, though.   

• <CAM 31: Twilight Sparkle & Pinkie Pie> I fully agree with you two, ponies. Ads, ads and more ads! So... everyone, invest in either an adblocker for other sites or a premium on TV Tropes!

• <CAM 32: Fry> And we end with a peaceful Fry doing a perimeter check to see if his trashtalks still work fine. Like... don't knock us all out again for this, Nocturn.

Fallen Tributes

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I probably should be doing this now? So... there are 4 tributes that... are most likely sleeping forever with Luna herself. Wade, Ribbon, Rinoa and the pair of Ken and Eliza

And the sole nominator receiving the condolences from the Crystal Empire, whose tributes won't live to see Heart and Hooves Day is: Cosmos And Chaos

Just four kills. Whew. I doubt I'd want to see more in that day...

   Little wusses, that's not enough-    (The biker gets killed again, this time by a splash potion of size increase, as they hit the forcefield.)

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It seems that Cupid Cat's bizarre adventures have turned him psychotic

Why was he bowing to Jesse

Sorry about the Norse God Couple killing you just now, PointMaid. :p

Damn. Ken and Eliza die to juggling the Companion Cube. Wait, traditional juggling, or fighting game juggling?

A PS4 with all games? Guess Seonhee can now play the games she's from lol

Ceroba's occupation is uhhhhhh... is "grieving widow" a career? Though with how hard she'll kick your arse once you fight her, "martial artist" isn't completely off base.

also feeding her paranoia fuel wouldn't change much

Awawa- No! Just no, don't KYS! tries to imagine Seven with an eyepatch

Why not both?

Also, Gyroscopes aren't spying tools, they just spin around and reorient, stabilize, and provide direction references for navigation devices. Also, Skeeter is blue, not green... unless he's actually blue-green? And it's "Inuit", not "Eskimo", the latter is generally considered racist.

And for those questioning how a water elemental would die from a flaming sword, he simply evaporated. Also, I misread Hadesephone's Night event as "asks Moony Plush for help in looking for a date".

Anyway, "bofa" is a healing spell that must be used by two people.