Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Muelsyse just vibing this update, but heck, Rin has changed from a pacifist tribute into a cannibalism! I guess, in the feast she gonna eat another tributes, anyway, someone please stop her hunger!

Edited by Justkong033 on Aug 4th 2023 at 10:32:13 PM

How does one even eat someone over a video chat?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 4th 2023 at 8:54:57 AM

Honestly, I'm too amused that both of my tributes eaten up being eaten by Rin in separate pages to be upset over bombing out this update. 😅 This season is friggin' wild, man.

Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 4th 2023 at 8:52:47 AM

What is with this update and the omnipresent theme of cannibalism? Did Ivy just find Jeff's disinfectant screw up that funny?

Also, considering what happened immediately after, I like to think that Poo was telling Tails about Ivy's fascination with vore jokes.

Edited by ThePoppyBrosSr on Aug 4th 2023 at 10:07:58 AM

I’m surprised that Dr. Manhattan got the event where he burns someone into the ground

Simple, by phasing through everyone's devices!

And welp, Wuya's curse on Rin turned her into this, huh? Considering that Rin was forced to absorb the souls of all the fallen tributes up until Darth Maul (or even Wuya herself since she died while cursing her), and that included Kirby...

Lol at Iggy getting into an ASAS event

And oof, one of my tributes are out, and since the event said "meme song", I was expecting the GoldenEye glitch meme that's associated with Nitori instead of literally her original in-game theme.

Poo talking to Tails... I guess Poo likes geniuses.

Last time, on Hunger Games Simulator...

• OM NOM NOM
• and also some other things happened.

Who will die this time? Will it be quite as gruesome and ignoble as the fate of Rin Tohsaka's victims? Let's hand things over to our hosts, Fuck Around and Find Out!

   "Ha ha ha. I hope you know how unfunny you are."   

NIGHT FIVE◊

•    "I think Yesod needs a       hand!      Ah, I'm getting good at this terrible puns gig..."   
•    "There's Robotnik and countless copies of the late President Snow, probably exchanging villainy tips. Just to reassure you, Panem - yes, Coriolanus Snow is in Hell. Not burning, though. Burning's far too kind for one such as him."   
• (unintelligible mechanical screeching, which V1 can be heard joining in with)
•    "Heal your foes' wounds, or give them a quick route to the afterlife? I'd say it's a kindness either way!"   
• :// harming rocks: a field i have experience in
•    "Awww, Sage is playing nice with one of her archenemies. That's oddly adorable. Shame about Xzar, but life can't just be heartwarming moments all the time, can it?"   
•    "Gasp! The Champion's purpose is revealed - thwart our resident deranged cannibal before she can commit any more war crimes! Shall he succeed?... well, what do YOU think?"   
•    "...oh. Okay. Bye."   
•    "Such stupidity cannot be contained by a mere human form! Or... mere anthropomorphic video game company form, whatever's going on here. Neptunia is weird."   
•    "Jeff is cheesed off when he learns Professor Frink has no cheese, so he grabs a firearm and turns Frink into Swiss cheese! Yes, I know these jokes are cheesy."   
•    "How very useless. But hey, it's a chance to Spice-r up your life! ...Father in Heaven that was awful. I need to stop."   
•    "Oh, I know this one!       "I see earthquakes and lightning... I see trouble on the way..."       Ah, a classic. Never trust anyone who tells you rock 'n' roll is for sinners, O viewers."   
• :// flesh model: DELILAH has undergone factory reset: easy prey
  •    "Shhhh, don't phrase it like that! Rin Tohsaka'll hear you!"   
•    "...I don't want to imagine what the machine would do if it could fly. Some horrors even I wasn't made to comprehend..."   
•    "Looks like someone's gone all the way back to the Cornucopia, and... BOOM! The bounty hunter receives karma for his greed at last!"   
•    "These handsome features of mine are encoded on pure holy light... I wonder what it's like to have DNA?"   
• :// a pointless task: if you dislike it, shoot it: it works for me

DAY SIX◊

•    "Stripped of her humanity and her memories, Delilah now knows one thing only - how to KILL. Reminds me of someone. Looks like Einstein is getting a nice close-up look at the marvelous scientific developments that let the Arena Forcefield exist!"   
•    "HA! The Father could erase every cockroach in existence with a thought! It's like I keep telling you - this is no God!"   
•    "Oh no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO RIN PLEASE DON'T EAT ME"   
  • :// come get me: bitch
• :// i am often accused of being heartless: i disagree: i have many human hearts in my collection
•    "Nice try, Jeff, but there's still twenty-three deaths left before we're done here! And if one of them's you, it's you! Deal with it!"   
•    "...and the one destined to stop Rin decides, fuck that, he's off to cyberspace and he's not coming back, have a nice day. Great. Fantastic. Help me."   
•    "Tails and the Caveman Wheel team up to prevent MAGES speaking, just in case she starts spouting nonsense impenetrable to all but the Hyperdimension Neptunia superfans! A little paranoid, but I can kind of see where they're coming from. Nobody likes forced references to media they've never seen. Now, I wonder if Minos Prime is still sealed within his Flesh Prison..."   
• :// imagine having a face: cumbersome: unnecessary
•    "Pepper spray - not to be trifled with. Especially if you're from a medieval-level world and can't tell one end of a spray can from another!"   
• :// suggestion: commission me instead V1 gestures to their blood paintings from earlier. :// i accept payment in: gold coins and slash or: blood
•    "Guardian in a dress. This is absolutely one of the fashion statements of all time."   
•    "Can I go out on a limb and suggest Terraria?"   
• :// tip: a popsicle is lethal in the right hands: hypothermia is no joke
•    "Yesod drowns. Or short circuits, however you want to see it. Serves him right for that bullshit he pulled earlier, says I!"   
•    "And for today's finale... well, you could get worse things from your sponsors. You could also get much better things."   

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Muelsyse, Professor Frink, Boba Fett, Einstein, The Champion, Yesod

   "Next up is... the Feast? What is WITH these games and food? When you said they were called the Hunger Games, I didn't think you meant it literally! Anyway, stay tuned for that!"   

:// enjoy your meal: while you still can

All that waiting, only for Boba to die stupidly before he could reach the podiums and/or rack up more kills. Guess I'll root for Doctor Manhattan.

Same, I thought my tribute gonna racking up some kills, only to be the first one who died this update, I gonna rooting for Rin though because of her cannibalism in the previous update.

FUCKFUCKFUYCKFUCJCLKDSL

This season seriously belongs to Rin, my gosh

If Rin actually kills a nominator next update, we're all done for.

Rin must not escape the simulation

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Aug 5th 2023 at 11:06:53 AM

Wow. In between Jeff and Rin's antics, I completely failed to notice Poo got banished to the Shadow Realm. This season is something.

If Rin doesn't eat anyone in the Feast, I'm gonna riot.

My tributes haven't killed anyone yet.

Why did Dr. Manhattan need to commission a painting he can create anything

Jack probably loves banana popsicles, especially if he's using the Monkey Staff.

Nice to see Sage giving a gift to Tails.❤

   "Well, folks, I hope you've prepared yourselves! This is going to be one blood-soaked update!"   

:// blood????

   "Yes, machine, blood! And I'm sure you're not the only one eager to see it shed, so let's get to it!"   

NIGHT SIX◊

•    "HA! The joke is on you, Draedon, because cattails are FULLY edible! Delicious, even! My food list is getting way too long..."   
•    "THE EVIL IS DEFEATED! God bless you, Lewyn, you've made sure we don't witness the horrors Rin would unleash at the Feast!"   
  • :// nine kills: not bad, not bad
•    "Firing R.O.B. like a torpedo could also be a convenient way to, oh, I don't know, kill him and get closer to victory? Hello?"   
•    "Here to break the news of her father's death, Jeff? Make sure you remind her he perished slaying a great evil. A worthy end."   
•    "This is why throwing sharp objects in the air is a bad idea, children!"   
  • analysis: delilah hates blue people: potential cause for concern
•    "Chaos Sonic has learned to eat without a mouth! With how much effort that must have taken, are we really going to call him a slob?"   
•    "Xzar sees Chaos Sonic and wonders - if machines can eat, surely they can be poisoned as well? The answer, as it turns out, is... no. Obviously. Even the lizard could've told you that."   
•    "Machines can eat! Stones can talk! What defiance of the Father's glorious natural order is coming next?"   
•    "Turtles becoming fireproof, is the answer to that. At this point I'm totally unsurprised."   

   "Well, it's time! Get your cutlery at the ready and make sure to say Grace, mortals, for it is..."   

THE FEAST◊

•    "Monster Energy, now with the power to turn mortals into actual monsters! Xzar slays the bestial Draedon in what might be a rare act of kindness. Might."   
• :// cherries: the inferior red consumable to blood
  •    "Cherry juice works for frying a machine's circuits, though! Rust in peace, R.O.B.!"   
•    "Speaking of, it seems Chaos Sonic's newfound power to eat could only go so far. He, too, writhes in agony as his innards are lethally fried! Horrible to witness, but did you come for anything less, you FILTHY sinners, you?"   
• :// fruit cobbler: cannot possibly be as delicious as violence
•    "Delilah's mastery of flame does not come with immunity to heat, as Lewyn discovers! I'm sure Rin would've been up for fried human, were she alive."   
•    "And on the topic of immunity to fire, Slash's immunity does not extend to       gun      fire!"   
•    "Firework, huh... what's with all the fire right now? The Feast, more like the Roast!"   
•    "...what."   
•    "So, by my count... that's an entire Feast where not ONE event didn't kill someone. This simulator is officially the second most bloodthirsty machine I know."   
  • :// i approve

DAY SEVEN◊

•    "We've gone from seventy-four tributes at the start to just five! The end is in sight, and... it seems that nobody's in any hurry to get there quicker. We have exams in one corner, and futile attempts at conversation in another. Disappointing."   

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Robotnik, Amitie, Iggy, Ivy, Rin, Samara, MAGES., Doctor Manhattan, Draedon, R.O.B., Chaos Sonic, Tails, Delilah, Slash, Sage, Guardian, Jeff

   "We're almost done here! Prepare your Tributes, O Nominators, for the next update will also be the last!"   

:// an end to the bloodshed: hardly exciting

I'll just get my next batch of tributes ready.

Oof, both my tributes went out to my own events. I believe there's a saying about petards that's applicable here. Oh well, if I hadn't already prepared my next tributes at the start of the season, it'd be time to get 'em ready.

Welp, Jeff got very far by doing little to nothing. Sixth place isn't so bad.