Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Third update is up. Quicker than ever.

• Battle Music

• Night 2◊ (Backup◊)
  • Angry Kid and Noise have a heated gaming debate.

  • Right off the bat Zote commits vehicular manslaughter but goes overkill with a helichopper of all things, and poor Faline is the victim.

  • Microsoft reads the Knight's diary but now is relieved to know they won't hear his thoughts outloud as the diary disgusts them.

  • Leslie steals almost the whole Lockhorn residence, what a vile criminal.

  • Chisato defeats the psychotic pair of Iscream and Fwy by shoving them off a cliff.

  • Komi and Tadano audition for the talent show but due to Komi's shyness and Tadano's unremarkable averageness they get buzzed out quickly. Akame tries out too but is also not impressive in anything but swordfigthing either.

  • Sir Papercut says that a bad idea he executed seemed well in his mind to Cowboy Luigi

  • Kingdom Hearts gets rid of Tachyon and Dana through a trap door that leads to a mutilating end in a pit, reducing them all to mincemeat.

  • Emukasa opts to cheat to take out the Hoenn starters, but this proved to be their last mistake as they get banned for it and the starters are given a second chance at life.

  • The NB Rangers want to see Mario Bros win a season so they create a bootleg Season where the plumber does.

  • Valmar's Heart learns that it is simply a living sentient organ and isn't too thrilled about Runene revealing this to em'.

  • Caren tells Juri that a pizza-consuming lifestyle isn't the healthiest thing ever.

  • Serge and Leena fight with dice rules against Drunken Eagle. Six means everyone dies though, the two included.

  • sunstreaker gets a pretty short-term rewarding prison experience.

  • Lucina and Morgan fight Male Pyroar and successfully defeat and slay it, but the RNG resurrects the Lion Pokemon out of mercy.

  • Rosado makes Clive use a moldy patty to sell, but when Goldmary gets it she dramatically rejects it.

  • Thardus decides that people need to learn better history and forces Chrobin, Sei, Kaguya, Julie and the Female Pyroar to read a history book.

  • Marlena might be a great hitwoman, but she also is a partywoman and throws a big fest for Wu, Hazel, Coupe and Sith Trooper.

  • Valania evokes the eons old "murderer in defenseless person" gambit to take out Mermaid Sel.

  • That was one of the HGS events of all time.

  • Hermione and Ron troll Hallie when the latter's mother calls.

  • Emilia thinks Nepeta might have ascended to a certain form of existence.

• Day 3◊ (Backup◊)
  • Rosado is a polyglot genius, now he can learn any and all tongues.

  • Hitomi and Aoi could solve whatever that puzzle is, I guess.

  • Talk about footshooting, Clive, Papercut and Sei demonstrate accordingly.

  • Lucina and Morgan slay some death entities but are forced to take up their old jobs by transformation.

  • The Knight's coming with all that good delicious applesauce.

  • Coupe, Valiana, Chistao and Ronmione play some Bean Boozled games but Coupe isn't keen on the flavors.

  • Given motivation by his resurrection, Male Pyroar rallies sunstreaker, Cowboy Luigi, Wu, the Hoenn Starters and Microsoft with a sonorous war cry of "SPARTA"

  • The NB Rangers now have a Zotesword.

  • Naoya is now a wise guy, as the advice given is well-received by the Lockhorns, Komi, Tadano, Julie and Thardus.

  • Juri goes on the hunt but takes out a disguised Goldmary who went up as a deer. What's with dead deer in this season?

  • Kaguya snorts the best kinda drug there is.

  • Sith Trooper showcases Dark Side training by firing a dark energy ball at Hazel, who survives it.

  • The Heart of Valmar succeeds in getting Emilia to understand how to hate things

  • Hallie reaches a nonsensical conclusion from seeing a glitching Chrobin.

  • The Noise makes Marlena spin round round on the ground ground.

• Fallen Tributes 3◊: Faline, Iscream and Fwench Fwy, Tachyon and Dana, Emukasa, Serge and Leena, Drunken Eagle, Mermaid Sel, Goldmary (Backup◊)

Like how Sei Shonagon and Julie d'Aubigny, who are both Historical Domain Characters are being forced to read a history book lmao

That's not normal. Usually Komi just succeeds at everything without needing to actually do anything.

"Female Pyroar is playing a game when suddenly, a quote appears: 'Cocoa comes from a plant. That makes chocolate a salad.'" Wat.

Anyway, how does one play Bean Boozled with a car?

Well I wouldn’t blame Papercut for shooting himself in the foot, he has a eyepatch a cardboard box with some holes on his head, he could barely see anything in there.

I wonder if that history book covers the feats of the Hero-King lol. At least that's something Chrobin might be interested in.

And Lucina and Morgan as death deities? Hell yeah. If only that kill they made had actually stuck, though...

Lemme guess, Zote is now calling his car the life ender proudly, right?

Serge, Leena, no!

And I doubt Juri didn't know the "deer" was actually Goldmary.

Oof, one of my pair tributes are out

Mmm snorting thermite.....

(whoops, double post)

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 17th 2023 at 3:44:24 AM

x8 That cocoa event was a random quote from the old Anti-Necromancy Thread (may it RIP, and that's all I'm gonna say here). Also, they all played Bean Boozled in the car, and of course, Romione got the earwax-flavored beans!

Anyway, I'm out, deer me. (rimshot)

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 17th 2023 at 3:44:34 AM

Another update. This time a double to make up for some lost time.

• Music

• Night 3◊ (Backup◊)
  • Emilia wishes for a rainy day so she uses a machine to manipulate the weather to her liking.

  • Lester uses the rainy day to put Snow through a punily cold fate.

  • The Knight suddenly transforms into a malevolent entity and wrecks the HGS cities... All in a dream.

  • Hallie thinks Dr. Puppy is beyond disgusting to them with their sole presence alone.

  • Akame, I fear that the entirety of ULF's country hates your existence.

  • Julie hacks Ronmionne's computer for her own ends.

  • The NB Rangers think Noise might be doing some really crude drawings that children shouldn't see.

  • And thus Cowboy Luigi found out his racist chinese cowboy routine brought on the wrath of the leopards. Shame on his existence.

  • Caren, Heart, M!Pyroar and Clyde create a new trend for social media to run into the ground.

  • Valania ups the stakes with empowerment spirits.

  • Juri thinks Nepeta's photo is rather inappropriate and reports it.

  • Chisato and Zote discuss gifts for sunstreaker but the latter says that sportsy ones aren't appropriate.

  • Lucina and Morgan briefly become Hoenn Starters and vice-versa through a soul swap, they change back before the night ends.

  • The Lockhorns and Ruinene aren't very convincing in trying to look innocent with all that wishy-washy stuff.

  • Angry Kid lives up to his name when Marlena touches his thermostat and takes his anger out on her and Komi/Tadano too.

  • "Let's see how much blood's in ya" said Coupe to Kaguya.

  • Hazel takes another kill when he fatally breaks Sel's entire body and neck.

  • F!Pyroar gets some advice on assaulting camps by Chrobin as Kingdom Hearts' is inland.

• Day 4◊ (Backup◊)
  • Wu flips a birdy to the arena's tree.

  • Naoya finds out shipping is unreliable.

  • Akame tries to be more intimidating but only succeeds in raising the stocks of fake cat teeth for Halloween.

  • sunstreaker chases down an intruding Nepeta who barely escapes the robot's wrath.

  • Lester and Chisato go pick upping some shoes with haunted hosts.

  • Emilia proves her chef skills by feeding Rosado artisan fugu.

  • Valmar's Heart isn't interested in whatever Knight's browser history had so he instead watches Lucina and Morgan save an injured bird.

  • Juri leaves Angry Kid in the biggest pain ever.

  • The KH gives Julie a key to fame with a treasure map

  • A large-scale paintball war leads to a stalemate.

  • Caron approves of edgy stuff but Hitomi and Aoi do not.

  • Chrom and Robin should've invested on their Resistance stats. Game Over.

• Fallen Tributes 4◊: Cowboy Luigi, Princess Kaguya, Sel, Chrom and Robin (Backup◊)

• Night 4◊ (Backup◊)
  • sunstreaker believes the Hoenn guys to be really bad guys.

  • The Noise proves he's got healthy lifestyle choices.

  • Prince Wu missed out on COVID-19 rules as he sneezes loud and uglily on Caren.

  • Nepeta is driven insane by the events and turns bad.

  • As the rain continues, Female Pyroar accidentally gets a nice fishy dinner.

  • Uh, okay,you guys are cute I guess?

  • So he teaches them to speak without speaking, that Knight is sure a smooth talker.

  • Komi and Tadano improve their musical careers with shitposting-level remixes.

  • Lester sees that Julie doesn't know what shoelaces are and teaches her all about it.

  • Naoya, ugh, Sith Trooper would be disgusted by that!

  • Hazel asks a bunch of tributes what they're doing nearby him, as he has taken out many foes already.

  • Male Pyroar finds out his paws are actually useful hands. Hallie thinks raw is better. The Lockhorns can't cope with this madness.

  • Seeing the deceased Chrom and Robin's ghosts together in the afterlife and their corruption due to the way the arena works, the Papercut Knight is driven to suicide.

• Day 5◊ (Backup◊)
  • Thardus receives a deadly artifact from an unknown donor.

  • Prince Wu needs entertainment for his time in the arena and steals a puzzle from Valania for that purpose.

  • NB Rangers vs. Lockhorns on whether waffles or pancakes are better. I think both is good.

  • I bet it'll be a scary song if a lion suddenly sang with growls and roars, wouldn't it Marlena?

  • The Noise watches a program befitting the insane tone of his work.

  • Hazel realizes he's been too aggressive and practices social cues with Naoya and Emilia.

  • Puppy is starting to become creepier.

  • Lucina and Morgan deny their earlier good deeds by claiming that kids are cruel and they are still such in spirit to Ruinene.

  • Akane finds an injured Julie and heals her with a quick magic potion.

  • The Female Pyroar hunts down Juri for harming Angry Kid earlier and slices her into pieces.

  • sunstreaker finds out a collaboration between Kingdom Hearts and Star Wars through the Sith trooper but isn't interested.

  • Valmar's Heart is VAC banned for the crime of being forced to say Clyde's name by an insane Nepeta.

  • Angry Kid invites Knight, Hitomi, Aoi and Ronmione to form a totem pole with him at the bottom so they can collectively sneak into adult movies.

  • Microsoft tests out if the green 1-UP mushroom works in real events and kicks Chisato into a pit. She respawns, proving their point.

  • The Coupe is now Calamity Custom Coupe. CCC.

• Fallen Tributes 5◊: Sir Papercut, Juri, Valmar's Heart (Backup◊)

awwww I'm out

And now Lucina and Morgan are orphans... again. RIP Chrobin. I guess they're not living up to the Robcina legacy here anytime soon...

Unlike Harry, it seems Ron and Hermione aren't in much of a hurry to rack up kills.

SPLINTER'S NOT ATHLETIC

Good on them for eating some Gillyweed, though.

Anyway, I feel bad for the Fire-type mons who were caught in the rain.

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

I have literally nothing to say but the knight got an ending in one of their dreams, yet I want to say something else

Welp... I'm out.

honestly the Noise seems to have been getting chiller and chiller with every update. I guess he doesn't find chaos as fun when it isn't driving a certain anxiety-riddled pizza chef up the wall.

catching up on updates...

omg romione don't y'all know hallie's mom is dead :( you can't meme around on a ghost call like that

lester is getting soft, that's basically his exact character arc in the source material :) at least in the non-canon good endings

why i'm spoilering out something i haven't finished writing is beyond me :p

New update again.

• Battle Music

• Night 5◊ (Backup◊)
  • Chisato finds herself in a cursed image-like scenario.

  • Puppy opts to rob the Coupe of its lights, the car runs over Thardus in response.

  • Hazel assigns the magenta color to the sky.

  • A bad note scares the Knight away.

  • Ronmione finds a crime scene of the Lockhorns' body with many a stab wounds from Akame's sword, but they have too much work to finish it all up quickly.

  • The Noise almost resorts to destroying Ruinene with a massive army but relents from doing so in the end.

  • Prince Wu decides to take out the Kingdom Hearts franchise, which hides to avoid him.

  • A wish-granting lemonade of Julie has dirty Nepeta sweat on it.

  • Hitomi and Aoi defeat F!Pyroar at a hilarity contest.

  • Rosado reduces the NB Rangers to a bunch of cubical things that shatter upon being knocked down.

  • Valania unleashes a powerful move of darkness at Angry Kid, who simply blocks it before it can harm him.

  • Zote eliminates Microsoft by having him wheeled and quartered.

  • Komi and Tadano summon the previous tributes of Janky Kong's to exterminate Naoya, the Hoenn Starters and Hallie once and for all.

  • sunstreaker finds a HGS Season where Lucina and Morgan win.

  • Emilia realizes something horrifying about her current predictament.

• Day 6◊ (Backup◊)
  • Angry Kid explores the Arena in search of troublemaking-possible spots, but finds out Chisato executed Wu and Emilia and predictably runs off to safety.

  • Any praise is good praise for Lester, especially coming from Kingdom Hearts.

  • Nepeta is hip n' cool, keepin' up with the modern trends of the youth.

  • Ruinene has sorely disappointed someone in their life, just like sunstreaker right now.

  • Dr. Puppy reveals to Komi and Tadano that all she wants is to go home as the Games have made her snap.

  • Valania opts to hunt and cook the Female Pyroar for some bushmeat.

  • So Clive brings good luck to Pyroar Male? Good

  • The Sith Trooper avoids a catastrophe in the making.

  • The Knight discovers Marlena has started to open a tea business with her name on it.

  • Rosado reveals he's secretly a Fire Emblem Lord to Ron and Hermione.

  • Hazel tells everyone to ignore Lucina and Morgan and not make deals with them, Zote scares them off.

  • The Custom Coupe blows up Julie but its exhaust is filled with the aftermath's residue, it isn't too affected though.

• Fallen Tributes 6◊: Thardus, The Lockhorns, The NB Rangers, Microsoft, Naoya, Hoenn Starters, Hallie, Prince Wu, Emilia, Female Pyroar, Julie d'Augibiny. (Backup◊)

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 17th 2023 at 1:53:48 PM

Zote is actually starting to rack up a kill count.

Impossible.

Since that fallen tribute army contains Linguini, who was one of my past Hall of Famers, does this count as Phantom tribute proxying? (shot)