Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

That Arcfire burned Tharja real good

Damn, one of my events I recently suggested just showed up as the first event of this update lmao

Ohi Tricky

   I don't understand this "fanfiction" nonsense either. I want violent filth, not romantic filth! Ugh!   

   And don't think naming your pet after me will save it from my wrath, Mitski! HAHAHAHA!   

The wizards sure are doing a lot of not interacting with each other.

Not many deaths this update

This low amount of deaths makes me think that there'll soon be an arena event that'll wipe out 2/3 of the tributes

I think you were mistaken in the first half of the update, unless it was IC for the Auditor to not notice that Bubsy died in that autopsy.

Anyway, I bet Queenie read Ron-117's mind to know that he's just spouting nonsense.

UNEXPECTED TRANSMISSION

REALITY COMPROMISED

SENDING MESSAGE

DUE TO CERTAIN EVENTS

RELATING TO THE CARDBOARD'S LIFE

USER_BLACKFAITHSTAR

SHALL CO HOST

   Welcome back to the Hunger Games. Let us see what the measly tributes are doing tonight.   

   The Second Night   

   Battle Music: Madness Combat 5.5 Main Theme by Cheshyre   

•    Max seems to have some odd... skeletal structure. He just retracted his head into his body in fear of Tails. Perhaps he can be collected after this.   
•    Yue continues showing how stupid she is by believing Dark Samus would be an easy kill.   
•    Queenie acts like she has the right to have a kitchen sink. You're lucky you barely have any rights in the Hunger Games.   
•    Iono and Harry bicker about whether Jevil is a vampire or not... I don't know what a vampire is.   
•    King Boom Boo bullies a baby. A giant ghost winning an arm wrestling contest against a baby, who would've guessed...smart. Pick on the weak.   
•    Grindelwald makes Sonic a show...? Oh wait it's just infomercials. Beautiful.   
•    Salmonids have just claimed that they are Vinnie's children from an alternate universe. What? Like, I can kind of see it... the genetic engineer must've done wonders.   
•    Fang somehow survives with a head...OH SHIT OH SHIT, WE ARE NOT GONNA HAVE ANOTHER SCRAPEFACE INCIDENT-   
•    Lotta shows her ignorance concerning grammar, and Eowyn's attempts to correct her only reveal pure dumbness.   
•    Vincent Van Gogh seems to have taken up another type of art, music, writing a song about the Great Chicago Fire. Saved to playlist.   
•    Luigi's mouth turns into a thin worm and detaches from him!? It goes inside an apple and eats it inside out, leaving the skin. It returns to Luigi and turns back to normal. Seems like Max isn't the only one that needs to be examined.   
•    Espio seems to be in the Christmas spirit, getting attacked by Christmas-themed monsters. Let's see if he climbs out alive...   
•    Tina seems to be untrusting of her fellow tributes and hires samurais to "protect her shit". Let's just say that won't work against some.   
•    The Angel of Hyperfixation reveals that she in fact is not a furry.   
•    And of course the thing that is 2 days old wastes their diamonds on something.   
•    Happy Appy eats eggs and learns new languages... where can I find those eggs? I can easily learn new languages but just eating eggs to learn them would be even easier.   
•    Susie gets flex tape for free. What will she do...   
•    Bounty Hunter fails to capture his bounty, Big, who somehow swims across a river despite his obesity. Time to remove him from the list of mercenaries to hire...   
•    A toucan abuses fellow birds to drive a car. Huh, finally a smart creature.   
•    2BDamned shows some never known before morality...and is directed to anti choke. What is that...nothing much.   
• The moon somehow turns into a mermaid... It is covered in water whilst that bastard of a ring is on it. The ring, fortunately, cannot handle the water and rusts away.
• The switch brutally murders Mincer through blunt force just because he posted an unapproved Complete Monster entry of "Mario" on "TV Tropes". What is Mario, and what is TV Tropes?
•    The Crewmate Rock somehow... blinks? Not the oddest thing.   
•    Laughing Jack seems to be back on his game of terrorizing children, or at least child-like creatures by dumping a good amount of garbage from the top of a waterfall on a showering Milktchi, presumably to get vengeance on her for naming a stupid animal after him. I respect that.   
•    Gandalf uses...wait, let me check the items in Panema...a "speed coil" to run faster. I should probably get one.   

-krr- WE APPEAR TO BE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTI-

   Ah, right on time. Good day everyone, I am the Saviour, and I am the day's host for this seasonal game of purging! 38 sinners remain... let's proceed!   

   THIRD DAY   

   Oh, battle music? How about... this?   

• A colorless clown rained trash water on another not long ago. Now his body melts in acid rain. Karmic, isn't it?
•    Milktchi walks Mighty's... so that's a dog. Given this purge, I assumed a different interpretation of that request.   
•    Yue and Doc panic from a child's claim. That's just the sun dying again, silly.   
•    Divine? Susie? Excuse me?! I'M THE DIVINE ONE HERE!   
•    Twisted creatures have come to punish Iono! But it helps to know how to kill what you summon, so they're just cannon fodder to her.   
• Rocks don't even have blood! But, regardless, that rock is dead.
•    Well, that's false advertising! Of course Espio would turn Vincent's "wings" down!   
•    How infamous is this radio star, Eowyn?   
• And an annoyingly happy apple is lasered by Nintendo Switch, perfect slices in a portal. Now that's efficiency.
•    Bounty Hunter goes berserk from brutalising a big...[reads] bear. Who's his next "bounty", I wonder...   
•    A fusion fight between a ghostly angelic female and a hairy wizard. The latter wins. Moral of the story: magic.   
•    How many kinds of pet are there? Because this sharp-toothed friend of Jevil's might be my favourite so far.   
•    Instead of speeding herself up, Vinnie accelerates her molecules to a liquid state. Not a complete failure.   
•    A wizard comforts a young lady that she didn't, in fact, crush a flying piece of candy. Well, which is it?   
•    Does feeling like a villain make you a villain? We'll see if the Salonids can prove the contrary.   
•    A feathered creature rides a larger feathered creature to the sound of heavy metal.   
•    Tails considers a melted clown in a car "prime", whatever that means.   
•    What's the Moon going after that ambulance for? You're supposed to stand in for the sun, goddamnit!   
•    I understand. You can go about your day purging sinners yet the world's still so cruel. [discreetly launches a grenade at the other hosting station]   
•    And another musical shenanigan, with a rip off another's theme. Man, is my theme not good enough for you fools?   
• Ending the day with a bang, Bitta explodes, quite literally, out of anger.

   Time to see off the dead, then.   

   THE PURGED: (The Ring, Mincer, Laughing Jack rip bozo, Crewmate Rock, Happy Appy, Bitta)   

   34 sinners still remain. Stay tuned...   

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Dec 2nd 2022 at 6:22:12 PM

oof, The ring is out, at least it's racked up a kill, so I still has something to satisfy this season

Edited by Justkong033 on Dec 3rd 2022 at 12:01:37 AM

How does one drown a ring?

Anywho, the wizards finally interacted, albeit not in the way I expected.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Dec 2nd 2022 at 9:05:55 AM

Y'know I am making an alternate timeline where Vinnie has biological kids but they're not salmon.

And her becoming goop isn't too far off from what happens in the Nano ngl.

Why do my tributes always die relatively early?

Aww, Milktchi walking a dog is actually cute.❤

Too bad Laughing Jack had to ruin her bath, though.

Hol' up, did Harry team up with Grindelwald to defeat the latter's enemy... as fusions?!

I guess Harry had enough of good old Dumby to the point he teamed up with his ex.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Dec 2nd 2022 at 2:26:58 AM

Well... that escalated quickly.

CONNECTION REGAINED

   Sorry folks, I do not know what happened. Let me check...Jebus? Jebus? That... eh, I hate being the host of this anyways. But of course, as luck would have it I still have to host a bit.   

   The Third Night   

   Music: An Experiment by Cheshyre   

•    Eowyn somehow plays some cheese like recorder, which Iono fails to do... how? How many tributes will I examine the brains of?   
•    2BDamned, always involved with the dead... told Fang about Bitta   's death.
•    Eddy and Grindelwald yell "You" at each other. Let's see if this rivalry is as brutal as I want it to be...   
•    Tails the minimum wage worker turns the ground into a magnet, which makes the Angel of Hyperfixation fall down. One is gonna become an engineer, the other a test subject.   
•    The Moon turns into a wereplanet, yells, scratches, beats, and finally howls at itself, then completes the transformation into a wereplanet. I have never in my life thought that the Moon would turn itself into a planet. After seeing what this Moon can do, I should probably retrieve it.   
•    Harry pretends to be vampire. Sissy, become one yourself.   
•    Stewie the baby shatters spectacularly when some tributes hit a gong, but unfortunately Lotta and Dark Samus stitch him together. Lotta because, for some reason, she sees some violent potential that shouldn't be wasted, Dark Samus... future food. I only approve of the latter's reason.   
•    Queenie gets a cheat-sheet. It seems like she's being treated better than the rest, cheating bitch. But I cannot be mad at that. You gotta do what ya gotta do to win.   
•    Espio somehow absorbs a solar flare and becomes a powerful being. He proceeds to hang out with Planet Moon.   
•    King Boom- no I'm not saying that stupid name again, lies straight to our faces. There are K'Os.   
•    Tina blames the endless night, the disappearance of the Moon, and putting funny hats on statues are all Sonic's fault. Ahckchually, Hank murdered the Sun, the Moon became a planet and screwed off, and 2BDamned is making stone golems instead of snow golems. Keep track of the events, dumbass.   
•    Milktchi attempts to "huff and puff" to destroy a "Tamagotchi" skull house made by Yue, but of course fails. Futile effort made by a weak creature to kill another weak creature.   
•    Oh cool, a band from the Other Place. Wait, wait, wait it's pop? Oh Other Place naw   
•    Bounty Hunter asks why he should stop bounty hunting, only for Susie to answer that he's failed every damn time, even when charged up. It absolutely shreds some of his bandages. Good job, play with their heads before pouncing.   
•    Shinjiro is somehow stopped by the Salmonoids' blood. Disgusting disappointment.   
•    The switch, in a fit of incompetency, turns Mighty into a Jack'o Lantern and Max Payne in the ass into a frog... and doesn't take the chance to kill them easily.   

-krr- OH NOT AGAI-

   FOURTH DAY   

   Battle Music:MC 8 Main Theme by API   

•    Please don't tell me that Tails is making the president into hotdogs... or snowdogs...   
•    Well that's not very bright, Lotta. Now how are you gonna wield a weapon with no opposable thumbs?   
•    A young wizard shuts himself up about his clam fixation, inside a large shell. What's a clam again?   
•    Someone must've sabotaged the Switch's springed contraption!   
•    Now THAT is a fine firearm! Hopefully this purge can go along more quickly.   
•    Asking a ghost if he has time to live sounds sarcastically rhetorical.   
• Dissenter has been damned to decapitation, with the evidence delievered to Jevil by a stranger. How anticlimactic.
•    Stroking salmon chins, not much else.   
•    ...I'll await Yue's delivery of pain then.   
•    Grindelwald's starting to crack under pressure. How unworthy.   
•    Well, what games can you play, Toucan?   
•    In what world would one's relative be a bucket of food?   
• Well that went as poorly as possible. If you have to find someone in the Other Place, make sure he's actually there first!
•    Lip balm? Nail polish? Whatever that means, Luigi looks awful.   
•    Espio finds a giant fork and becomes a ruler of watery realms.   
•    It's daytime. Of course the moon's not as bright as usual.   
•    [facepalms] That's hardly punishment at all! Well, what's to be expected from a mere child.   
•    4 days, Shinjiro. It hasn't been that long.   
•    Fang barely escapes death, for now anyway.   
•    Just an arrow? I've stared death square in the face and you stop your adventures over a little knee injury? [scoffs] Nothing a bandage shouldn't fix anyway.   
•    That's rich coming from someone of the same blue color scheme.   
•    Cookies and Milktchi. Mighty is guilty. There had better be due punishment.   
• A giant scaly being falls from the sky and crushes Iono. Should've looked up. Should've looked up much sooner.

   THE PURGED: Doc (the decapitated), Vincent van Gogh (the self-terminated) and Iono (the crushed).   

   And then there were 31 sinners left to fall...   

Ofc of all of the tributes to commit suicide, it had to be van Gogh (tho I heard that evidence points to him actually getting murdered instead). Oh well, at least he interacted with Vinnie, who was based off him.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Dec 3rd 2022 at 7:06:47 AM

So does this mean Harry is Vampire Potter now? *shot*

He interacted with Queenie again... huh. She must've interrogated him over what happened yesterday...

I'm assuming you mean "based off him."

"Susie gives a harrowing response to Bounty Hunter's question that he can't respond to, destroying the latter's armor." Y'all really love Literal Metaphors, don'tcha?

And Grindelwald, plz, get it together.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Dec 3rd 2022 at 12:07:17 PM

Add that to the wiki’s (NOT THIS WEBSITE’S ARTICLE) “Crosses the Line Twice”

So far, so good, Toucan.

AH FUCK WE GOTTA DO THIS AGAIN

   HUNGER GAMES COMBAT: 4   

   Music: Train Madness Mashup/Dualmix (Original + Metal Remix), original by Cheshyre.   

•    Espio throws some odd shell at the Nintendo switch...and it just consumed it through the screen and into some random program called "Mario Kart". Odd, I'll say that. Another on the list of subjects...   
•    Grindelwald and Stewie remind us that they're mere mortals, showing sadness over the natural fate of their friends. People die, get over it.   
•    Boom, an old ghost, is somehow surprised by Queenie's accent. Boorrring.   
•    Nintendo Switch believes that "fangame" is the most cursed word, while Susie believes it's "cunt".   
•    Max Piss throws a jar full'o special juice on Luigi. I wonder what was going through his mind.   
•    Eowyn believes she's worthy of respect. Bleugh.   
•    Toucan evolves into a... Toucanosauras after almost being slaughtered by Tails to fry in McDonald's.   
•    For a boggle championship, I sure am bored. Oh, Angel of Hyperfixation won.   
•    Sonic Bounty Hunter the Hedgehog. Sonic has demonstrated some reliability so far...perhaps. Perhaps he may be hired.   
•    Thats the spirit, or the lack of one, Mighty!   
•    Shinjiro gives Vinnie a haymaker which does nothing because she's goo (added to list of subjects!) just because it felt right.   
•    Go for it, Jevil. Ruin the lives of nerds.   
•    Milktchi shall suffer endlessly. Garbage shall fall on her forever.   
•    The fact that the floating creature who somehow tripped on a wooden plank is the smartest of them all is a bit concerning.   
•    The Salmonoids somehow use a treadmill, like that's gonna help them...   
•    Big the fatass somehow becomes stronger.   

   Better performance. I guess it's better to be cold and calculating, than not to be at all. Still waiting for some deaths. Anyways, here's the list of Tributes of Interest:   

   One, two, three, the Jesus copy shall take ove-   

   Purge Day No. 5   

   Music: MC 7 OST - Remake by Skymix (original by Cheshyre)   

•    Unless that metal's being made into a weapon, this seems rather pointless. Then again, aluminum is such a low-class material for even a simple blade anyway.   
•    That's right viewers. Espio is mocking you.   
•    Luigi challenges Queenie to a duel for trespassing! No one dies, so I guess it's a draw.   
•    Hah! So much for being divine huh, Susie? You're just an even more miniscule creature now!   
•    Sure, Lotta. Good luck being the author of anything with no thumbs.   
•    A ghost is a better chef than the moon, or so the blue furball, lady and Bounty Hunter judge. Don't know who I would have rooted for.   
•    The wizard who was reduced to tears earlier is now willing to display a child's own misery to him. Ironic.   
•    Would this angel's world of pain be like that of Nevada?   
•    Eddy missed out the part where the awesome armour was too heavy for him to even move.   
•    Milktchi transforms Mighty into ammunition. Spherical ammunition that doesn't even work and rolls away.   
•    Making a note, Jevil can make zombie servants as well...   
• A school of fish destroy an elderly wizard, and his magic school by proxy, vile clones of Gandalf massacre the school, saving the Salmonids the dirty work.
•    [blinks] I believe Shinjiro bought language eggs of the French variety.   
•    Well, that's intuitive. Can Tina locate her way to victory, however?   
• Odd, buildings from the sky aren't ever this pristine. Oh wait, it's a trap, and Big falls for it, losing his former life as he's damned to serve as the tower's guard for all eternity.
•    Vinnie tries to chuck up the whole purge as a game of chance and collects lucky charms. Luck is the worst thing to rely on.   
•    In that armour? Dark Samus must have a very strong elastic rope.   
•    In Nevada, any smoker ends up dead within less than half a minute. Here, Yue narrowly survives after smoking a poison flower. Smoking is still bad.   
•    Tails is a swift victim of flash rain. All that hair must take longer to dry.   
•    Magical teenager exorcises an infant. Just normal wizard stuff, apparently.   

   THE PURGED: Gandalf (slain by Salmonids) and Big (doomed in a tower and revived as its soulless knight)   

   29 more to go. I once again take my leave, for now.   

Grindelwald, don't tell me you're undergoing Badass Decay.