Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Suggesting just one event for now:

(Player1) takes a Vitamin :D supplement. (His/Her1) mood improves considerably.

Reposting the poll here. Also, if Matt's gonna host, who's gonna run?

EDIT: Billy will run.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 29th 2022 at 5:23:09 PM

Glad my reserve made it looks in. Kinda have been having a tough time with hurricane and all, so at least this is some good news to cheer me up.

Late to this, but event suggestions are closed.

My reserve luck ran out :waaaa:

The poll has been closed. We shall revise the nom hug event to a less intimate and more casual friendly gesture.

Sorry for the double post, but Billy has sent the Clean Save to Matt!

Huh barely made it to October for my early Halloween tributes lol

Welcome, everyone, to the 238th season of the Hunger Games Simulator! Just two seasons away from the Villains season! This is Vinnie McMannon live from Panem here to give you coverage of the events you are all about to witness! And out come the lucky◊ participants◊ here for your entertainment. Who will be among the lucky three to make it to the podium? You'll get to see all the bloody mayhem as the HGS goes underway!

The◊ Bloodbath◊

• Luck strikes the Jewel Eater, who finds a material-destroying gun. The beast can now easily change its name to Matter Eater.
• The Tribbles, Featherweight, Harmony and Info player start roll dice to determine the order of who can step off their podiums. Harmony rolls the highest with ten and off she goes. Now she can really live in harmony. Ha ha ha ha ha! See what I did there? Take that, Blue Pun Clan!
• Fawful comes in to make a stylish entrance as he crash-lands on his podium.
• Candy Diver Cookie has to find someone to scream for 35 minutes. It starts with one after all. See what I did there? I'm on a roll!
• Kirby is in distress seeing Sexy Bob run away from the Cornucopia and inhales some copium to calm himself down.
• Two want the hidden supplies underneath. Ansem challenges CasLiz for it by a cup shuffling game. But CasLiz knocks Ansem down and steals the supplies for herself. Playing dirty, I like it!
• An assault rifle for our gangster friend and his mechanic pal.
• Lun doesn't want to waste her time in the Bloodbath, so out she goes in time to Day 1.
• Wait a minute, I was told Kimmy Gibbler would be here. But it's not the Kimmy we all know. This is the EX version. With her, the Full House has gotten fuller.
• Appletun has a staff that can be used to heal your wounds. Bring him on your journey, he can come in handy.
• Marilyn and Monster are getting into the spirit of the Hunger Games.
• And we got first blood! Actually, make that two bloods. King D. D. Rool and Nahida team up to face Cheap Rohan and Hanasaki Miyabi in a fight to the death. And it's D.D. Rool and Nahida who walk away the victors.
• While tributes have stumbled upon weapons thus far, Spons takes the more conservative option: gathering as much food as he can.
• And the Passenger Pigeon doesn't stand a chance as Omastar uses the Genocide Cutter on the bird, making it half the pigeon it used to be.
• Oh, it looks like we have another death on our hands: Lanny B. Brilliant by the hands of Slimer Bob. But wait a minute! Lanny comes back, more powerful than ever. He truly lives up to his surname.
• Chrom and Robin are not impressed with Joey and his white vans.
• Jaylen Hotdogfingers is using his star power to bring the other tributes to listen to President Coin's speech.
• Kiribaku and Pechkin get into some wacky teleportation hi-jinks as they arrive to the Arena.
• CD Player Guccio does not want to go through all this. Too bad, your nominator signed you up for it, now live with it! Or die! Either way is fine.
• Good-bye, Spirit, see you this fall!
• Ashley has a challenge. Can she become the Mass Murderer this season? We shall be watching with great interest.
• Ah yes, I love seeing tributes try to quench their bloodthirst. Kiara attempts to slice Yuno in two, but fails to do so. Still, it was a good try.
• Another close call as Mob falls into some lava. But he's drunk a fire-immunity potion which saves his life.
• The Bloodbath is kicked off as we witness Rantaro, Sexy Bob, the Hunters, Stella, Collei and Tighnari, Kujou Sara, Balloon Snake (choosing to teleport) and Cyclizar run away from the Cornucopia. Come on, get into some hi-jinks for these people. They paid good money for it. Or not, if they're watching it on TV. But think of our advertisers. They make HGS programming possible.

Day◊ 1◊

• Jaylen Hotdogfingers thinks he can use his celebrity creed to steal erasers from Slime Bob's art store. But then he pays for one. What a swell guy.
• Flapple attempts to order McDonald's at Burger King. Good start, but you need to take it to the next level. Go to a non-burger restaurant and order McDonald's. Hit the Panem Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, even the Subway. You want your McDonald's, you need to make them work for it. Show them all you haven't come for the Mexican Pizza, the Deep-Pan Pizza or the Footlong. You're getting your Big Mac whether they like it or not.
• Columbina's color palette looks pretty similar to Yuno's, but perhaps she sees something we're all not seeing.
• Sorry, It starts with one, but your princess is in another circus.
• CD Player Guccio shows Spons there's something in his face as he knocks him away. He truly does have something on his face: a bloody nose.
• Sexy Bob doesn't have the willpower like Flapple does. He wants his quesadillas. Something that simple frightens Kujou Sara.
• Lanny B. Brilliant knows he's brilliant. He can save himself from death, but not even he can find the words to describe how stupid Kirby is.
• You thought Appletun is here to heal you all? Ha! Not likely. He uses his staff and incinerates Candy Driver Cookie, Pechkin, Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi and CasLiz. He's healed them all, all right. Healed them from life.
• Monster goes on his spree by making King D.D. Rool drink some Paranoia Fuel.
• Look at Ashley's picture. There's no way Lun couldn't rock as hard as she does.
• No harmony for this squid girl as Nahida rejects her hug.
• Omastar goes crazy again! The Pokemon uses its tentacles to lift up Chrom and Robin and slam them both to the ground hard and fatally.
• The Tribbles all gather around Stella and rip her head off. But Stella doesn't need it. She just goes on as if nothing happened.
• Joey speaks some kind of demonic language in his cartoon voices to summon an army of demons which join him on his prowl.
• Yes, it will be a mystery for the ages. But the important thing is the Hunters are dead by the hands of Il Dottore and the monkeys.
• Rantaro finds a monument seeing the names of past Hunger Games champions. He hopes to see his name on the list.
• Featherweight does seem regular, normal and ordinary. So there's nothing to see here.
• And we have a brainwashing, everyone! Mob brainwashes Cyclizar. The Pokemon proceeds to maul Collei and Tighnari to death.
• Seeing all the craziness that happens here, Ansem will believe anything.
• Info player start has recently discovered the Pixar animated short, Bao.
• Normal Kimmy wouldn't be smart enough to build a bridge. But this is Kimmy EX. The upgraded Kimmy has successfully made the bridge to cross the ravine.
• And someone gives Balloon Snake the gift of Nausea Fuel, which he downs. What a madman!
• And Kiribaku cheats a vending machine just to get a drink. Sneaky, sneaky.

And now the cannon shots for those we have◊ lost◊: Cheap Rohan, Hanasaki Miyabi, Passenger Pigeon, Spirit, Candy Driver Cookie, Pechkin, Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi, CasLiz. Chrom and Robin, Hunters, Collei and Tighnari

With 37 tributes remaining, here's the kill tally for you all:

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Oct 1st 2022 at 8:39:21 AM

Damn we got a murderous apple on the loose. Also I'm out already, oof.

Will the Bobs win? Slime Bob has shown some murderous tendencies but Sexy Bob? Not so much.

The RNG hates Psyche. In other news, the sky is blue.

Woah, I don't any tribute of mine has been this murderous right of the bat.

Sorry that it had to be at Psyche's expense though.

Yeah, Fawful says absurd stuff all the time

(also Harmony is a sea anemone, not a squid)

Edited by Zanreo on Oct 1st 2022 at 4:35:36 PM

Lanny B. Undying

also Candy Diver is immune to damage in crk but vanishes if the rest of the team is defeated so that's still a fitting death

"Hunters is beaten to death by Il Dottore and 3 monkeys for trying to climb a ladder. None of them are sure why." ...Wat.

Exactly what move did Cyclizar use to kill Collei and Tighnari? All we know is that it knows Shed Tail, but that's a status move.

Lmao I'm out already

Lord Helix is wasting no time, eh?

Night◊ 1◊

• You heard it in the Arena, folks. It's a real Pokerap battle here! Spitting our mad lyrics like "Flapple, Flapple, Flapple" and "Cyclizar, Cyclizar, Cyclizar". Lyrics that put Eminem to shame.
• Ashley is a girl who likes a good Mob burp.
• Appletun proves his badassery. First by going on his healing massacre. And now he roller-skates among where the buffalo roam.
• A group of evil sheep have brainwashed Marilyn. That's a bahhhhhhh'd situation to be in.
• I'm not sure what kind of theme It starts with one has, but you better be sure it goes with everything.
• The Jewel Eater has went from being the Matter Eater to the Music Maker.
• Yuno makes damn sure there isn't real comedy here. Just a bunch of cheap laughs.
• Kimmy EX does not take info player start's rejection of her friendship well. She takes off her shoes and subjects him to her own smelly feet. The foot odor evens up too much for him and proves fatal.
• Kujou Sara subjets the sea life to some fine cannibalism.
• Kiara tries to fish for some Harmony, but catches some Columbiana instead. Harmony, Lanny B. Brilliant and Nahida quickly leave while they leave Kiara to struggle with trying to reel Columbina in.
• Rantaro has made a sponsorship deal with General Motors. It is expected that all his future appearances here this season will feature him with a Chevrolet Silverado.
• Lun is playing a game of Peek-A-Rool.
• When you have a CD player instead of a brain, it's generally a lot harder to cook a meal. Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on your love of death), there were no casualities.
• Fawful loves Balloon Snake's art of Kirby. But seeing all the red in his mouth, Fawful thinks it looks bloody. He speculates if it's a darker version of Kirby where he inhales and chews up his enemies. For to some, he is a demonic abomination.
• Jaylen Hotdogfingers sneaks up behind Omastar. But Omastar doesn't take it well and shoves the baseball player away for his trouble.
• Just a reminder that I hope you're all having a good Il Dottore Month.
• Ansem cannot handle seeing Kingdom Hearts porn. A little bit of Mickey, Donald, Goofy with Sora and Kairi in the mix. It's too much for him. Down that brain bleach, good sir. You need it.
• Kiribaku aren't sure whether or not to talk to Monster considering how unsettling he is. They flip a coin and it lands on heads. Enjoy the conversation, boys.
• Joey eats some spinach and acts like Popeye, hoping he can take Janky Kong out permanently with a mean right hook. But Janky Kong is prepared as he dresses like Bluto and beats Joey to death. The Full House has gotten less full.
• The Tribbles say to Stella that her mom is so hairy, she almost died of rugburn at birth. But Stella gets highly upset over it. I'd tell Stella to quite while she's ahead, but she doesn't have a head.
• The hematite ring Sexy Bob wears can't handle all that negative energy put forth and falls apart by the end of the night.

Day◊ 2◊

• And the smelly feet of Kimmy Gibbler strike again. This time, it's it starts with one who finds himself at the smelly end of foot odor after he loses his fight to Ashley.
• The combination of the noises alongside Sexy Bob's questionable face greatly frightens Cyclizar.
• Monster has standards. He'll fight anyone, but not the Tribbles because they haven't bathed. He prefers to fight those who are clean.
• Flapple speaks, reminding the viewers at home not to take amulets as payment.
• Kujou Sara has to put her face on. And I don't mean using make-up either.
• King D. D. Rool and Yuno get their exercise for the day.
• The deities interfere and turn Harmony into fried seafood.
• You scream, I scream, Marilyn screams for snowclones.
• Kirby embraces his dark side after seeing the artwork made of him and thinks about finishing his evil song. Beware of the one who inhales.
• Rantaro quickly loses his sponsorship with General Motors and now stands in line at the welfare office. And he doesn't even get to keep his Silverado.
• Jaylen Hotdogfingers can run around the bases successfully, but can't beat the storm before making it to the vehicle.
• Stella can't tell the difference between a shrunken Nahida and Appletun. But it's hard to tell these things when you don't have a head.
• Lun can't get out of her tub. Somebody get her some butter so she can rub-a-dub-dub her way out of there.
• Lanny B. Brilliant thinks he can cheat death and now he tries to erase Ansem from existence. But Ansem isn't having it. He still remains among the living.
• Worst shoot-out ever. Not one of you fire. Get out of my sight, all of you.
• Balloon Snake uses the power of helium to cut open some chocolate milk. The sight that disturbs Mob.
• Not satisfied with its music, Jewel Eater has Slime Bob to give the monster some music that's hip for the kids. Something you can move to while beating up on Kiara. Jewel Eater is not the Ass Beater of Kiara.

And now, more cannon shots for those we lost this◊ go-around◊: info player start, Joey, It starts with one, Harmony

With 33 tributes remaining, here's the kill tally for you all:

Both Bobs, in character.

Kiribaku plz stay alive, losing Chrobin and Kuzusouda was pain enough

Here's some video evidence of my encounter with Joey.

How do you swear in Pokemon Speak? 0.o

Well, "Baku" sounds like...