The World's Least Powerful Man
2790.1: When Bob inevitably gets struck by lightning for it, he still has to come to work.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
You Could Use some Imagination
2791. Bob is not allowed to dress me in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform while I'm asleep to compensate for the fact that in immune to his brainwashing (neurodivergency has its perks sometimes) I Don't care that I look quote unquote "adorable."
2791.1 Bob is not allowed to dress anyone in a Japanese Schoolgirl uniform while they're asleep.
Edited by BackSet1 on Jan 6th 2023 at 11:55:36 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
2791.2 Bob is not allowed to glue said Japanese schoolgirl clothes on. It hurts.
2792. No, Bob. An anime fan is not necessarily a weeaboo, so be careful when you are speaking to one.
The Wanderer
2793: Bob is hereby banned from attending any anime conventions without proper supervision at all ever.
Hisuian Lilligant
2794. Bob may not glue earphone plugs to his earlobes and then claim he's Kyoka Jiro.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
2795. Bob will not associate himself with shady Youtubers. We've all seen enough controversies to know what happens.
You Could Use some Imagination
2796. Bob will not attempt to mobilize his "fan army" against people who displease him (the whole "army" is mind controlled in the first place).
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
You Could Use some Imagination
2797. Bob is not allowed to make up headcanons about Tropers.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
2798. Please, Bob. Get in line before the customers get angry.
You Could Use some Imagination
2799. Bob is not allowed to ask "How high?" every single time somebody says "Jump." That's not what that expression means.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
2800. Bob is not allowed to indirectly cause people to stub their toe.
Thing unspeakable
2801: Bob may not in any way interact with the interdimensional time portal machine. We have no evidence whatsoever that it was him, but consider this a preemptive measure.
2802: Bob may not quit his job here. If he did, the thread would be over.
I was a germophobe before it was cool.
The World's Least Powerful Man
2802.1: That does not mean we will indulge Bob in any way, shape,or form.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
You Could Use some Imagination
2803. Bob is not Undefeatable.
2803.1 Bob may not Break Through it All, nor may he Find his Flame.
2903.2 He's Here, but only in the sense that he showed up for work.
2903.3 Obviously, Bob is not allowed to Vandalize anything.
2904. Bob is not allowed to have treats for showing up to work on time.
2904.1 Nor is Sothis.
2904.2 The Shoggoth is but the treats cannot be sentient beings.
Edited by BackSet1 on Jan 13th 2023 at 8:42:17 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
2805. Bob is to be reminded that a severe punishment awaits him if he messes with the rulebook's numbering again.
Pissed off Sakura
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and Nevermind, then. Thought Bob was supposed to be a Complete Monster.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jan 12th 2023 at 1:55:51 PM
Never watched Naruto, but that face is definitely avatar-worthy.
Showtime!
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Ngl, that feels a little... heavy for the game.
You Could Use some Imagination
Gotta agree. Bob may be insensitive and evil, and his personality may be dictated by whoever is currently writing him, but he's not a Complete Monster. This is meant to be funny, and that is not funny.
The Wanderer
2806: Those last three posts were not an invitation to become a Complete Monster, Bob.
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
The World's Least Powerful Man
2807: The Lost Rule is never to be spoken of again. All inquiries will be met with stonewalling and pointed confusion.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Hisuian Lilligant
2808. Bob may not ski at such a fast velocity that he cannot slow down, for his safety and that of other people.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
You Could Use some Imagination
2809. Bob may not "play" video games by looking up female characters' skirts.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Showtime!
2810. Bob is not allowed to build giant phallic towers in Minecraft
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?
2790. Bob is not allowed to write "updated versions" of Religious texts, no matter how much they might need them.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."