Tropers: The Series

Misako recognised the Mad Scientist from her home-dimension and immediately goes into defence mode at that. "Halt, before you get any closer," she orders as Cheney strokes a white persian cat that seemed to have cyborg parts intergrated into it.

"What. You now have a cat?" Misako says flatly.

"I call it Snookums," Cheney remarks, "It's a rare breed of mecha-cat... But back to business of my evil laughter as we all join forces!"

"You clearly lost your touch in space-jail." Misako remarks

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 28th 2019 at 1:19:57 AM

"Did the two sons ever return?"
"NO! I haven't heard from those twin brothers since I graduated the academy!"
"Chey, why did you leave me? My days have become very difficult, painful, and worrisome as I have no family or friends to talk to. And when you left Gallifrey, my life became misery and I had to go back to my lonely, empty existence."
"I-I-"
"Have you been busy lighting your farts?"
"Chey... Isn't this the crazy old man you used to know back on Gallifrey that you've told me about? The one who used to also be friends with your parents?"
"...Yes."
"Who is that man? Is that one of the two sons?"
"NO! This is my boyfriend Ford Prefect! Please, I beg of you. Leave me alone! We're not friends anymore!"
"I see..."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 27th 2019 at 10:37:10 AM

Misako ignores Cheney as she notices an old man talking to Chey brightly, "Hi there." she says flatly with no enthusiasm.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 28th 2019 at 1:39:49 AM

"Oh, what the hell," I snarl, as Victor appears. My third eye snaps open, activating my full rage form. Darkness envelops me, turning my hands into wicked claws, and sprouting an extra pair to boot. My normal eyes turn pitch black as dark horns shaped like antennae sprout from my forehead. My mouth is forced open by a set of large, sharp teeth, and a massive insectoid proboscis which has replaced my tongue.

I rush at Victor, but I'm too late, as he pulls Avie into the portal. And then, out come the wicked and vile.

First, a young man dressed in leather steps out, calmly. His eyes, like mine currently, are pitch black, until me, he seems to be completely under control. He smirks at the tropers before a dark orb appears around him, sucking him in in an instant. At the same time, a similar dark orb appears elsewhere in the campsite, which he then appears from.

"Hey, wait for us!" Calls out a voice from within the portal.

"Yeah, we don't wanna miss all the fun!" another voice calls out.

From the portal step a pair of wicked, vile monsters. The first is a young woman with her hair done up in pigtails. Her eyes are terrifyingly reptilian, and her canines are a little too long. Her hands end in wicked claws, and instead of legs, her lower half is a massive green snake trunk.

The second of the pair is a young woman, dressed elegantly, like a fashion model, surrounded by a bright purple aura. From her head sprout a pair of large white ears, and from the back of her hips sprout a set of nine massive tails, swishing and swirling in the wind.

"Ready to wreak havoc, sister?"

"You bet. Let's show these punks how wicked and vile we can really be!"

Lastly, a final villain steps out. This one is a young woman with dark, messy hair, riddled with pink and purple streaks. Her eyes are a deep red, with black schlera, and from her head, protruding backwards, are a pair of dark horns. On her back are a set of massive black wings.

"Finally!" She yawns, stretching her arms as she steps out. "Ten thousand years can out a real crick in your neck."

The girl twists her head suddenly, causing a large cracking sound from her neck. "Ah, that's better. Now..." Suddenly, she summons a massive war hammer to her hands, as she's surrounded by an aura of flame.

"Who's ready to face the wrath of Beatrice?!"

Edited by Afterwards on Jul 27th 2019 at 12:15:54 PM

The commotion surrounding him forces Tropes to dry his eyes and look up. He observes the havoc being caused and tries to take it all in...

"...Huh. They actually gave us a decent effects budget."

Cue Silent Credits, followed by a title card saying 'To be continued in..'

Season Five, Episode Twenty-Four: The Royal Wedding

"Uh, spoiler warning, episode titler!"

"Wedding?!" I say, my third eye briefly closing in excitement. "Who's getting married?"

The army of the wicked and vile glare at us.

"I dunno, but I say, we fight for our right to party!" Misako says

"I concur, I always did like parties," Olapen says.

Junior holds the shotgun uncomfortably. Charles Manson whistles at her.

"Well, I guess this had to start some way."

Taco walks over to Charles Manson calmly.

Manson, snickering, holds a switchblade out, just daring Taco to come at him.

Not to be outdone, Taco grabs the knife by the blade, fully cutting himself bleeding, swipes it from Manson, before grabbing the gremlin hippie by his greasy hair, tossing him into the dirt, and curb-stomping his head in.

"Alright, who else?"

"Okay, but we have all of these serious villains..... juxtaposed with the head nun. Who uses a cardboard bubble gun."

Coleberry's lasers set Tales' pants on fire.

"AAAAAAH THIS MAKES NO SENSE COLEBERRY DIED LONG AGO!"

Were you not paying attention? That French Gentleman brought me back!

"Wait..... Fussenpepper, The Head Nun, Coleberry, Gouda...... and Charles Manson?"

"This is gonna be one of those days."

FUSSENPEPPER: "HAHAHAHAHA! You stand no chance against my Anubis Mech."

"Oh, wow, real original. Seriously, Victor, did you have to bring Discount Eggman back from the grave?"

Edited by TalesofUnder on Jul 27th 2019 at 11:25:20 PM

"Replacing me, huh?! After all of those years I've been a good friend to you!"
"Y-you stay away from me right now, Hanny! You were a horrible friend and you messed me up bad! I still have anxiety attacks and nightmares because of what you've done!"
"You left me all alone... They found out about everything and you weren't there to defend me... Well, no more! You and I are gonna go back to being friends..."
(Hanny then begins trying to rip Chey away from Ford's arms.)
"JUST LIKE WE USED TO BE! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!"
(Chey screams in horror.)
"FORD, HELP! HELP ME! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!"
(Ford grabs onto Chey and tries pulling her back towards him.)
"LEAVE MY ZARKING GIRLFRIEND ALONE!"
"SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND! I'M NOT LOSING HER AGAIN!! SHE IS GOING TO BE RETURNING HOME WITH ME AND I'M NEVER LOSING SIGHT OF HER ANYMORE!!!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 27th 2019 at 11:29:16 AM

(Tales chucks a rock at the Head Nun, knocking her out.)

The corpse man limps forward, half-heartedly swinging his broken bottle.

"C'mere..."

The masked figure dashes ahead of him, towards Taco, cackling all the while.

   "Me next!"   

Bob walks up to the corpse and punches him in the face. This sparks a fistfight.

The child hasn't moved an inch, while 682 charges at the tropers, no specific target in his mind.

Taco is mindful of the serial killer, holding his hands up in preparation. "What's your game, creep?"

(Tales attempts to instigate a wussy slap fight between himself and Hanny.)

I turn my head towards the biggest commotion, my third eye snapping back open.

I rush over to where Hanny is assaulting Chey, then leap at him.

"What's your fucking problem?!" I screech, trying to get a good punch in on his face.

Meanwhile, the fox girl extends her arms, causing the earth to tremble, while the snake girl and the winged girl charge at the nearest tropers together.

"Beatrice..." the snake girl sighs. "Never thought you'd show your face in this realm again, you crazy bitch."

"You kidding?" says the winged girl, Beatrice. "As if I'd ever miss a battle like this."

Edited by Afterwards on Jul 27th 2019 at 12:41:12 PM

"I just want my best friend back!"
"She doesn't want you back, you zarking maniac! She's told me all about you and what you've done!"

Tropes looks down at the cover of the book.

The title is "My Blue Lady", by Grace McLaren.

"I have to continue...we have to continue. For her sake."

"EAT EXPLOSIVE PIE, VILLAINS!"

Tropes starts shooting exploding pies at the villains. "Helter Skelter" kicks up.

Edited by TropesForever on Jul 28th 2019 at 2:40:14 AM

"Helter Skelter? Really?"

Misako could just stand on the sidelines while all this is happening, watching all the chaos unfold with Hanny.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jul 28th 2019 at 2:42:25 AM

The figure leaps into the air, readying their axe for a downward strike.

   "My name is Masq, and I am your executioner!"   

Bob and the corpse continue to fight, although neither seems very into it.

"You don't seem like you want to fight. Why is that?"

The corpse frowns.

"Look at me. I'm bleeding all over the place and 'm missing an arm and an eye. I just want a drink."

"Same here. Today has been hell."