Tropers: The Series

"And I just got money for Christmas! Splendid."

He said this in reference to the fact that he just duped Trunks, Marty, and Rick for money again for a ship confirm.

"Also, if anyone's a bit perplexed about my gift, it's a Catch-All-Card: You clutch it in your right hand and think about what you want really hard, and it burns up and a convenient portal supply drops your gift, straight from the North Pole. I got an unlimited supply from Ol' Saint Nick after me and a couple of my boys showed old Pitch what fear truly is."

Revenge laughs heartily.

“Can we please end this episode? Christmas ended 2 days ago.”

Puma, who is wearing a Santa hat and ringing jingle bells, stops and stares at Tales when they say this.

"Who says we can't have Christmas spirit when it's after Christmas?"

"...But yeah, I'm kinda ready to move on in the show."

“But I’m tired and I wanna go home.”

Junon: Nice! (Junon uses her card to get a new spellbook) Thanks, man!

(Morph Moth uses her card to get a perpetually-on lightbulb. She stares at it for now.)

(Medusa uses her card to get a nicer outfit.)

Tropes gets up at the front of the room.

"Well, that was a wonderful Christmas, even if it went over the runtime a bit. I'd just like to say a very Merry Christmas to all of you, and congratulations on finishing Season 4. Oh, and the biggest congratulations," I turn to the audience, "To you, for actually watching this show! I know it isn't easy."

Canned laughter as the credits roll and "Michael Row the Boat Ashore" plays.

Season 5: Episode 1: Slots And Martinis

(Opening shot is of Tales working on...... something in his lab.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Dec 27th 2018 at 9:29:07 AM

Tropes enters.

"What are you working on, Tales?"

(Morph Moth is also restoring a Metool back to life in the lab.)

Morph Moth: Huh... S-strange minds think, um, alike.

(Tropes would instead find himself in front of a door. A sign on the door reads “TALES’S SCIENCE LAB, TOUHOU PLAYING STATION, AND ANIME WATCHING ZONE! Stay away from here, baka. (That means you, Taco!)” Tales talks to tropes via a loudspeaker over the door.

“I’m working on a defictionalization machine. You are not to come here at any period of time!”

(Faint sounds from the speakers are heard. They sound like “Daremo ga sakaraezu ni mogutteiku...”)

“Oh crap, that sound means that Made In Abyss is coming on!”

Morph Moth: (gasps in delight) Oh boy... W-what's Nanashi gonna do now...?

“Sigh...... Morph Moth, what part of “you are not to enter my lab at any time” do you not understand?”

Morph Moth: S-sorry... If you wondered how, um, I got in, I disguised myself as a cocoon and pretended to be scrap parts. (points to a broken cocoon covered in scrap.)

"Oh, okay! Sorry. Anyway, I'm just here to tell you dinner's getting cold."

“Can’t you just deliver it here? Cirno is kicking my butt.”

Taco, sipping a rum and coke, is also there, holding Tales’ present under his arm.

“This kinda seems like a bad idea, Tales.”

"Nope. That is a good idea. Please continue what you are doing."

“Surely you learned to read when you were a little dorker? Oh, and please don’t mess with my device.”

"See, the old Taco would have destroyed it. But I find the best revenge is to see something blow up in someone's face, and say 'I told you so.' So, I shall watch on, silently judging."

“Shut up, Taco.”

(A bolt of lightning strikes the antenna of Tales’s machine, causing it to go haywire and zap his TV and gaming computer.)

"Oh no, not the TV." Taco sips, trying to emphasize his judgment.

(Both Flandre Scarlet and Nanachi come out from the PC and TV, respectively.)

“Great. My two forms of entertainment are broken, fictional characters are mucking about in our apartment, and now the spaghetti’s getting cold!”

"I told you so."

(Canned Laughter)

"Yo / Your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / There's vomit on your sweater already, cold's spaghetti"