Tropers: The Series

"Human piss? Alien piss? Mario piss?"

(Fourloko Gold piss.)

"It's really bad," I say while continuing to drink it.

"Neat."

(Chey gets up and bangs her glass with a spoon.)
"Alright, y'all, I got some stuff to say..."
(The room quiets down.)
"I'd just like to once again thank everyone in here for all that you've done to make my day really, really smegging special. To be fair, this day, despite all that's happened, was actually much better than my wedding day! Sorry, Ford."
(Ford laughs.)
"You're fine."
"But anyway, There's something I wanna go ahead and get out of my chest while I'm standing here. I just wanna take the time to say how much I appreciate y'all for your friendship, for your kindness, and for all that you've done for me over the years. Even when I'm at my lowest or I'm just being a big old smeghead, none of you have ever given up on me. Through thick and thin, we've all stuck together and, with a little strength, love, and luck, we overcame. And I thank Rassilon every day for all that and much more."
(Chey sniffles.)
"So, I guess there's not much left to say except, from the bottom of both of my hearts..."
(Chey tears up.)
"Thank you all so very much. Thank you for being my friends. Ah, smeg, thank you all for being part of my family!"
(Chey then spreads her arms wide open.)

Knife jumps onto Chey for the hug. "Alright!"

[Gameboy hands Cutbug his halo. They use it as a hair tie to pull back their acid hair, and go in to join the hug. Gameboy smiles... then has an idea.]

(Hey! How about I get a picture of all of us here? To commemorate and immortalize this day!) [He pulls out a small camera◊ and waves it around.] (I even have a camera that can print out physical pictures, so our lucky soon-to-be parents can always remember this moment!)

Junon hugs Chey.

Playing hugs Chey. Hard.

I also go in and hug Chey.

Custard goes to hug Chey... and by "hug" I mean gently smoosh her cart into Chey.

Zanreo hugs Chey.

Elena, Cally, Willy and The Ratata hug Chey

A red, black and gunmetal grey cannonball barrels right into the cuddlepile.

"HUGS!" :D

Arimo sits in the corner frightened.

“I always thought I was an extrovert, but...”

Knife pulls Arimo into the giant group hug. "Just get in the picture! Come on!"

Arimo smacks Knife’s hand and runs away in tears.

"She's not big into hugs."
(Ford waves at Chey.)
"Come over here, you zarking frood!"
(Chey laughs as she breaks out of the group hug and runs into Ford's arms. They share a kiss.)
"I love you, darling."
"I love you too, Fordie."
(Chey and Ford then embrace each other. A moment later, the baby kicks. The parents-to-be laugh.)
"And we love you too!"
(Chey then gently rubs her bump while Ford leans over to kiss and hug it.)
"So, group picture, you say?"
(Chey and Ford then go back over to the others.)

Bob comes in through the actual, regular door for once.

"I'm assuming it's almost over."

Playing walks to where the photo's being taken. He's wearing a professional outfit.

"Hello."

Junon poses for the photo.

"Fuzzy pickles!"

"What? That doesn't make any sense!"

"You're right. It's not a good joke..."

The audience boos Junon.

[Cutbug positions themself near the bottom of the frame. Gameboy nods.]

(Alright, everyone! One, two... THREE!)

[FLASH! The screen proceeds to show the big group picture for a few seconds.]

(Cue credits.)