Not Sherlock Holmes
The kids pee their pants in 4 milliseconds.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Fly Air Madeline
The kids are better behaved than usual, mostly due to the singing.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
The kids are now dead.
Gaming :]
She looks pretty normal, so I'm pretty sure it's just gonna be kind of normal.
"Why is the sky rotating?"
Blitzy....
She's fired for trying to encourage the kids to build bombs.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
He'll take the case!
Something about that face they're making makes me think I shouldn't trust her around kids. So it's probably not going to go too for her or the kids.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Professional Professionalist
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She gets fired for committing questionable actions in parent teacher meetings.
Something seems a bit conman-like about him....might be a bad example for kids
edited 26th Feb '18 11:16:54 AM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
She/Her | inactive for now
The kids welcome the “new kid”, but wonder where the teacher is, failing to realise that the “new kid” IS the teacher.
Snowy
The kids are scared of him because he looks like a villian.
Jer gets all the girls
She doesn't look like she has the fortitude to deal with small kids.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
He'll take the case!
Putting Count Olaf anywhere near children is just a bad idea.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
I’m reasonably sure it will go well.
The entire human race is destroyed before nap time.
The kids are now ascended into otherworldly beings.
Hanako
She is responsible for the bite.
When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.
She might not actually do a half-bad job. Maybe not entirely cut out for it, though.
Not stupid or expendable.
The Senate
Everybody is very confused about why they need a towel so badly.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Nobody's sure why the substitute teacher turned the entire school building into an art project.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
The kids would either be terrified or think this is really cool, either way I don't think it would go well
Edited by Zanreo on Aug 16th 2018 at 1:58:14 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
Jer gets all the girls
The kids are confused by his manner of speaking and shoutiness. Also there's the matter of the school getting set up us the bomb.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
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The kids will start out being scared of you, but will be jumping all over you by the end of the week.
There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.
Half the kids are terrified and half the kids laugh at his hat.
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