I know companies can be referred to as "So-and-so's baby" after a particularly influential idea guy for them, but this? This is ridiculous!
AKA Nixer
Honestly, I didn't... do that. I have no clue how this happened!
edited 10th Aug '17 5:20:26 AM by Enirboreh
bork
I didn't know I had a son. I don't know HOW I had a son, especially not one your age. Jeez, I must have partied harder in my early 20s than I remember.
But! You are my son. You're safe with me. I'll set up the air mattress in the guest room for now, and we'll get you settled in.
edited 11th Aug '17 10:51:45 AM by RaspyMink
I somehow have daughters who are several centuries older than me...this is awkward...
The League of Heroes
Fly Air Madeline
You are not my son, Cthulhu!
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
No, that's not true, that's impossible!
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Yep, no complaints, even has my hair color.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Umm...I don't think I want to know what the mother was....
The League of Heroes
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Um... HOW.
"Leftover items still have value!"
....
I need a scientist to explain this to me.
Fly Air Madeline
My boy! You're all, um, bone!
What am I saying, you were always like that. 
I never screwed yet I have daughter and a son, how is this possible?
edited 9th Oct '17 1:02:35 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
So, I guess that means my father was an evil scientist who created a genetically superior hedgehog and wanted to spitefully destroy the world? Well, in any case, go to your room! No more fighting today!
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Oh, that's not Mangle, if that's what you're thinking. X3
edited 3rd Dec '17 1:07:55 PM by TheGreatUnknown
So I have a robotic fox daughter with wings....well at least she's cute.
The League of Heroes
My child is LITERALLY THE DEVIL.
Either I'm a horrible being, whatever I got seduced by is horrid, or-
Can I disown my own kid? He looks like he went down a dark path...
The League of Heroes
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
...HOW
"Leftover items still have value!"
Blitzy....
So, how could I have fathered a company? That seems hard.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Luigi Time!!!
I think that's green enough, don't you?
Check my blog: VST Plugins Free
Luigi...you should know that I'm just as proud of you as Mario, you know. Take care out there. Now, uh...let me get back to my newspaper...
Fly Air Madeline
Why is my daughter so effed up... and non-human...
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Wait.. Mario is my son??
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Um... so why is my son way older than me? Anyway, son... I'm very disappointed and we need to have a talk about all that stuff you did.
"Leftover items still have value!"