Blitzy....
Bad times to quote Jojos Bizarre Adventure
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Boisterous woman
Desperate wife: how's my husbands heart surgery?
Doctor: MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
A PICKTURE!!!
Political speech: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Molly found a dead body.
Blitzy....
Signs you're watching a bad movie
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Boisterous woman
I've seen PS 1 games with better cgi!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Blitzy....
"Hey, is that corpse moving?
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Oh. Oh, lord. The cutie is... dead. I liked her character, I hope the characters don't get too choked u-
Edited by TomoeHawk on Dec 29th 2021 at 5:35:29 AM
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Is that microphone supposed to be part of the shot...in the opening credits?"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Dwar of Helium
There’s a silhouette in the lower right corner. It looks like three people sitting in a theater.
You have just enough energy to climb this hill, but not enough energy to go on or look for someplace else to camp.
Cayde the Sixth
Staring: Paulie Shore
Take him to Detriot
Waluigi for Smash Bros 6
"Gee, this is some really nice exposition. I sure hope it goes on for another ten minutes!"
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Things you'd hate to hear from your bedroom walls if they could talk
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Boisterous woman
"It's far smaller than average".
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Blitzy....
Worst movie ideas
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Blitzy....
Worst ideas for businessess
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Boisterous woman
" I can't see how Putin action figures is a bad idea!"(multiple buzzers).
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Blitzy....
"Maybe we should have located this Steakhouse somewhere other then New Delhi, buddy".
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Blitzy....
World's worst streamer
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I'm helping!
*stares at the camera*
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*complete silence*
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*unblinking*
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Boisterous woman
" Hi Seig Heil everyone"
Edited by Superjohn on Mar 24th 2022 at 5:52:25 AM
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Waluigi for Smash Bros 6
"What's up guys, today we're gonna watch paint dry."
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...
Blitzy....
"Shit, you're supposed to turn the microphone on?"
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Boisterous woman
"You'll edit out that racial slur for me right?"
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Starring: James Corden
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.