Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Santa and his helper get simultaneously crushed when a wispy little toddler tries to sit on Santa's lap.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Jer gets all the girls
The kids are more interested in how Santa has burrowed into the ground in a chair. Santa also has trouble handing out gifts, what with having no arms. Total disaster.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
I have chortles!
Everyone wonders why there are two Santas.
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Everyone wonders why Santa has such bad grammar. But, he's got the coat right.
Huzzah
The children end up crushing poor Santa to death.
The League of Heroes
The children do not return home.
By the time Goku discovers what's happened, he's too late.
I have chortles!
No one notices.
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
The kids are dead.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Same as ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
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I have chortles!
OH YES
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
Underworld Angel
Dead kids everywhere
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Not Sherlock Holmes
He'd break the santa chair by sitting on it. And the kids are unable to sit on his lap.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
hey
He somehow sits on his own lap and talks to himself, ignoring the children.
hey
The kids are dead.
Dread Pirate Captain
I don't suppose she'll make a particularly good one, but I think she can do the job regardless.
edited 19th Jul '17 10:20:12 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
AKA Nixer
It goes horrifically wrong, of course. Let's just say no one took them seriously.
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"SO WHAT IF I'M BALD?! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, DAMMIT?!"
edited 19th Jul '17 10:54:41 AM by Enirboreh
bork
He manages to do well, though the kids ask him about his hair.
She/Her | inactive for now
The kids find him cool and mysterious.
Jester of the Birbal Court
Totally Radical Santa is Totally Radical
The Prodigal Son returns.
It's the most forgettable Christmas experience they've ever had.
Kids are ranting about why they can't have milk and beef steaks.
Tell me something happy
baDOMP to the seasonally appropriate game
The kids don't understand her, but her singing is pretty!
edited 19th Dec '17 8:27:15 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The kids are confused by the skin tone, how there are two of them, and how they're women, but hey, diversity is important.
Huzzah