Hunger Games Simulator

i've been lurking here so might as well post finally.

Fred's death is hilarious, considering he was trying to kill a sword meguca with a sword.

also yes i plan on joining for the next game. i already have two tributes in mind.

edited 25th Feb '18 12:44:35 PM by PinkCelebi

GOD DAMMIT.

How is Sayaka able to catch Earl?

edited 25th Feb '18 1:51:07 PM by GrafVonTirol

I updated the conditions for the "your own submitted fatal event killing your own tribute" rule of the Drinking Game and added one for instances of Adaptational Heroism and Rooting for the Empire. I also added one for whenever a player brings up that a fatal event isn't worded in a way that suggests fatality, two shots if it's me.

edited 25th Feb '18 2:11:54 PM by worldofdrakan

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Fawful and Cackletta (Original + DX Mashup)

NIGHT FIVE◊

• Kirby has a crush on a spaceship.
• Cat R. Waul nominates arcada188 as a tribute.
• Inspired by Hitler and Fegelein, Van-Tastic starts ranting.
• Blue/Fettuccine
• Sayaka joins the polar bear club.
• Yellow is going to run the next Hunger Games season.
• A space Nazi spaceship interacts with a Nazi.
• Uh-oh, it's Caddicarus season!
• Mmmmm, hot chocolate.

DAY SIX◊

• Kirby sinks Fegelein/Kirby.
• Xenomorph!President Snow seems to be attractive to the other tributes.
• A spaceship gets into the Salty Spittoon.
• Another spaceship gets the Golden Buzzer.
• Cat R. Waul is rather cold-hearted.
• A thing of Fettuccine is wearing the Queen's Ring.
• A farmer gets high on a mushroom.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

...

I don’t believe this.

(V3 spoilers) Rantaro also died from blunt head trauma IN CANON. Furthermore, as I pointed out when HGS!Kokichi died, Kokichi was crushed under a HYDRAULIC PRESS. Seriously, do both of their deaths count as Death by Irony for being so close to canon!?

Spoilery stuff aside, I just woke up from a dream where a HGS season ENDED with the bloodiest Bloodbath ever. No, seriously. I have no idea how, but yeah.

Well, both of my tributes are dead, though in the case of Earl (seriously, this is an actual spoiler) this one is by the opposite temperature of his canon demise.

-shrugs- Oh well.

edited 25th Feb '18 2:35:48 PM by GrafVonTirol

"Sayaka falls into frozen lake. She swims out of it safely."

i've seen touhou hunger games simulator, i see where this is going. sayaka, don't be a baka, don't repeat Cirno's mistake of dying in a frozen lake. unless this is post Episode 12 you might not have extra lives like Cirno.

edited 25th Feb '18 2:38:40 PM by PinkCelebi

I guess the judges for Panem's Got Talent must have really high standards in regards to talent.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Decisive Battleground

NIGHT SIX◊

• Fegelein sees Hitler's ghost coming back to haunt him.
• And the final boss of the simulator is...
• Toad delivers pizza to the other tributes.
• A tribute gets angry about food while two others get into an argument over it.
• Blue touches a spaceship's exhaust port.
• Xenomorph!President Snow falls in love.
• Cat R. Waul doesn't land on his feet.

DAY SEVEN◊

• A spaceship wins a beauty pageant, likely due to one of the judges being a fellow spaceship.
• Sayaka rick-rolls everyone.
• Hitler's ghost laughs as Fegelein breaks down crying.
• Charlotte uses surgery to make Tsuyu sound like Dwayne Johnson.
• Xenomorph!President Snow receives a Nintendo Switch.
• Oh great, one of the tributes became a nudist.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 25th Feb '18 4:34:52 PM by TheGamechanger

Does that mean Arcada has to submit himself as a tribute in the next season?

Also, in-character deaths don't count as ironic deaths.

If ya smelllllll...! What Tsuyu! Is cookin'!

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Decisive Battleground DX

NIGHT SEVEN◊

• Toad has a crush on Tsuyu.
• R.O.B. escapes a Jigsaw trap.
• Excelsior/Dagoth Ur
• Yellow becomes a magical girl.
• Von Bon Bon defeats Sayaka at thumb wrestling.
• A lizard somehow has hair.
• A spaceship wins a race against Fegelein by cheating. Ghost Hitler continues at laugh at Fegelein.
• So much for being the final boss...

DAY EIGHT◊

• Charlotte makes a documentary on a spaceship.
• A marauder goes out the swashbuckling way.
• Mmmm, lemonade.
• A thing of Fettuccine somehow has a digestive system.
• R.O.B. gets serious.
• It's Fegelein's fault again!

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

Toad/Tsuyu OTP. That is all.

(Big Mac voice) Eeyup.

edited 25th Feb '18 8:02:07 PM by IchigoMontoya

In other words, Frogshipping.

Omg. That ship is too cute. I ship it now.

Last update before I go to bed.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Decisive Battleground (Original + DX Mashup)

NIGHT EIGHT◊

• Princess Tsuyu uses the arena force field to display her insults to Xenomorph!President Snow and the other tributes.
• It's on like Donkey Kong for the farmer!
• A spaceship learns forbidden knowledge.
• A thing of Fettuccine becomes a member of Gryffindor.
• Another spaceship walks in on Yellow/Von Bon Bon.
• Ghost Hitler now laughs at this victory over Fegelein.

THE FEAST◊

• A thing of Fettuccine and R.O.B. subdue Kirby and put him into the fuel chamber of the Supremacy.
• Dagoth Ur has a falling out with his lover.
• Xenomorph!President Snow eats a Snickers after being put into a rage over the insulting messages the force field is now displaying.

DAY NINE◊

• A spaceship becomes Yellow's fan.
• Charlotte puts on a salmon suit.
• [BARONESS VON BON BON INTENSIFIES]
• Two tributes practice parkour. One of them doesn't make it.
• Still upset about the insulting messages on the force field, Xenomorph!President Snow shoots one tribute and forces another order pizza.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 25th Feb '18 10:06:19 PM by TheGamechanger

Tsuyu, weren't you the same tribute who posted insulting messages about Xenomorph!Snow on the Forcefield? Doesn't matter now that you're dead. And in hindsight, I've completely missed my chance to call you the Frog Princess while you were alive.

Also, I was going to point out that Kirby should've eaten that pasta and be done with it, but seeing as he already had a Copy Ability... he should've just discarded it first.

edited 25th Feb '18 10:54:20 PM by TroperNo9001

TFW an incredibly athletic jumper like Tsuyu dies in a parkour accident. RIP Toad's waifu.

edited 25th Feb '18 10:57:11 PM by IchigoMontoya

Noooo! Best Girl died! And she forgot how to jump properly!

edited 25th Feb '18 11:46:22 PM by Psychedelicate

Well, he didn't see that coming.

I wonder how you post the entire page as an image without taking lots of individual images and sticking them together. I'm only asking incase I host at any time.

what I do is using the built-in screenshot tool in Firefox to easily select the part I want - I can "scroll" and drag it all the way down to include more of the page that I can see at a time and crop it to just the part I need, and then download. not sure what browser you use but there's also a similar tool for Chrome I'm pretty sure, plus addons for both

edited 26th Feb '18 12:50:57 AM by Zanreo

Alas, poor R.O.B.... It seems that Jigsaw's method of "rehabilitation" has its effects on it. Then Alien!Snow came in, and he's goners.

So Sayaka dies by being crushed by somebody who was fattened with desserts.

Death with some relation to desserts? Gee, where I have heard that before. sayaka did not follow Cirno's path but she followed her senpai's.

Oh wow. Would you all consider Tsuyu's death a case of forgetting about her powers? Because DAMN.

edited 26th Feb '18 1:38:04 AM by worldofdrakan