Hunger Games Simulator

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Oh well, maybe next season.

Kitty Powers of all tributes summoned Shao Khan. What.

That documentary about Companion Cube is probably gonna end with the poor thing getting thrown into the incinerator.

Bardock, I am disappoint (so you're probably gonna be nominated for the Father's Day season, when we reach that point). Looks like Gine's taking her husband's death in stride, though.

Meanwhile, it looks like Green Arrow's getting another shot in Death Battle after his loss to Hawkeye in Season 2.

Kitty Powers just got dangerous.

Angela, why?

NIGHT 1◊

• Bowser gets a bit carried away
• Duran is actually really depressing
• I am familiar with neither fandom so I am no help in this situation.
• Kim Possible spies on Kanaya. Sort of.
• There's a lot of group deaths this season, huh...
• Well, there goes one pairing. Brains seem kinda disgusting to me.
• How does a belt eat... never mind.
• Chocolates just want to get gifted

DAY 2◊

• Green Arrow's act of kindness backfires.
• Well, took long enough for the dating to start
• King K Rool is fed up.
• A duel happens!
• Poor zipperbelt gets left out of the fun. That's what you get for eating people, I guess.
• The chocolates make a friend.

DEATHS◊: Renko, Fuyuhiko, Black Canary, Sora and Kairi, Dogaressa, Green Arrow.

Aaaaand just like that, I'm already down to only Gine, who seems to have actually lost it after Bardock's demise.

Also, I'm pretty sure you can't go blind from pleasuring yourself. That just seems biologically impossible.

edited 13th Feb '18 1:04:36 PM by IchigoMontoya

Paz being the current Turok is completely out of character.

Also, Green Arrow, pls. You had the fucking Mana Sword.

Wow, Bowser, was Looma's party really THAT wild? It also seems that the BFG is capable of shooting eggs as well as snowballs. Kuphulu probably wanted to hole up in that haunted house after his camp was egged.

And, speaking from personal experience, Looma definitely has a valid argument on why the Ben 10 fanbase might be worse. It's EXTREMELY broken and has a prevalence of... very questionable rule 34. It's so bad that porn bots have learned to post in the Ben 10 tag on tumblr, and it's been completely overrun by them!

edited 13th Feb '18 1:22:38 PM by worldofdrakan

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam - Come On!

No wonder Dogamy suddenly became loyal to Ralph! Poor doggo won't be able to attack properly after his wife's death.

So that's why Cupid isn't here. Gine killed him!

Kanaya ♠️ Doomguy

Wow, Vincent, you are particularly murderous this time. And I'm speaking as somebody whose favorite Kingdom Hearts character (#AuthorAppeal) is Kairi! But suddenly I'm afraid he's gonna get the Aang treatment again.

And I'm half-surprised that Lucrecia saved her company Finding Nemo style. Don't know why.

Goddamnit Fuyuhiko! YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING YAKUZA! When are you actually gonna last a long time in these games!? Though I find it amusing that he's a Kingdom Hearts fan who ships Sora/Kairi, and that he got a gun in the Bloodbath. The latter is especially fitting.

Meanwhile, Kazuichi asking the magic coach if he can escape... aww. Now I really feel bad for nominating him so many times. Especially since he killed a tribute earlier.

I'm disappointed that my OTP still haven't interacted at all ;-;

Now, here's the next update, because I need to distract myself from the loud yelling in the livingroom.

NIGHT 2◊

• Kazuichi is even more sad than I am!
• Me too, Kim Possible
• Wow, this night has been awfully relatable
• King R Kool starts a horrific writing career
• How does a gun... nevermind.
• Watch out, the companion cube just got more dangerous.

DAY 3◊

• Kuphulu better watch his back
• Kazuichi poisons a bird
• Guess that Gofundme broke some guidelines...
• An ambush occurs!
• King R Kool stumbles across the earlier ambush
• The mosquitoes are really bad this year, huh?
• Ron Stoppable does the right (?) thing
• These are some jam packed chocolates!
• aww.

DEATHS◊: Hunkahunka, Duran, Paz, Dogamy, Arthur Valentine.

edited 13th Feb '18 4:45:16 PM by 4fterthought

Huh, good to know that Kuphulu is at least trying to get a kill. And I'd be afraid of the BFG too if I was in his position. It's a shame that Looma's murder of President Snow isn't going to count as a kill for her, though.

Also, thank GOODNESS that was the non-fatal Phoenix Down revival event and not the problematic fatal one. I was going to feel REALLY bad for SailorTardis if it was.

edited 13th Feb '18 4:56:06 PM by worldofdrakan

There goes Duran...

I think my latest tributes are suffering from the Ben 10 curse, as of late.

Kanaya ♠️ Doomguy ❤️ Hinawa

The love birb died. It's up to you, Cadance, to ship someone already!

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam - Mixed Up Scramble

Nice to see Ron doing an act of kindness in a bloody yet weird competition.

Oh my god, can Kazuichi be any more of a Woobie?

...he's not upset about Fuyuhiko dying, is he? Something tells me that he is...

And if this takes place after Screams and Sighs, where Fuyuhiko gives him a Declaration of Protection during the killing game they suffered through... well...

Quick update! Sorry for this being so rushed.

NIGHT 3◊

• How a companion cube could even drown in the first place, I do not know.
• A group is made!
• Looma must really not like her father.
• You gave it your best effort, Kuphulu and... A belt.
• Flowers are really good at driections apparently.
• Me too, Vincent.

DAY 4◊

• The companion cube continues to suffer.
• Zipperbelt is taking none of this existential nonsense.
• Eugh
• Double eugh
• Bowser is not having a good time.
• Poor, poor Vincent.
• Kuphulu does the right thing.
• Kitty Powers has too much power.

DEATHS (I didn't get the image sorry): Square Enix, Princess Cadence.

edited 13th Feb '18 8:20:26 PM by 4fterthought

Well, at least we know now who'd win in a fight between the two of them. Poor Bowser.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam - Attack And Run!

How does a cube contract smallpox?

How does a companion cube contract smallpox!?

And hm, Kazuichi as Nemo? Somehow I think he’d be better as Dory. Though the real question is, how would a box of chocolates play the part of Marlin!?

Gine, you don't have to take that from a pair of fairies.