Hunger Games Simulator

God, I hate Toon Link now.

Night Two

• Niko does not know what a butterfly is.
• More lightning.
• Dokon-Dan gets tortured by a raptor.
• Odin and Captain Novolin also land a date.
• Aww, how nice of you, Captain Commando.
• And the compatibility tester refuses to sink a pedo ship. Maybe it's broken?
• The Puppet dismembers a Necromorph Chaos 2.
• I guess Brittany is Shadow Tubby's mother now?
• Wow, the Forgotten One is the last tribute I would expect to feel bad for a deer.

Day Three

• And we have a conga line featuring both President Snows.
• George and Ringo earn the right to run the Hunger Games.
• Niko has a crush.
• Vergil is dead to Springtrap.
• So... a gross orgy in the snow?
• Shadow Tubby comes up with a conspiracy theory about ice. Is it related to global warming?
• The tributes demand szechuan sauce.
• HOW did Eleanor win that game of Wipeout? Oh, that's right, she's a Chaos Emerald.
• But Eruption isn't wearing underwear!

DEATHS: Chaos 2; Yup, another single death update. I promise to keep updates at a steady, perhaps even faster pace since the tributes seem surprisingly not bloodthirsty this Season.

edited 9th Dec '17 9:32:02 AM by worldofdrakan

Would have expected the Koopalings to win paintball with 7 on a team, maybe that was considered cheating?

Also the Dokon-Dan are trying to heal after the recent torture

This is the second time that Toon Link played Mario Party. I guess that's his favorite game.

Back when I first added those events (Gamechanger suggested them), I made the paintball war day-only, laser tag night-only, and Wipeout both day and night. But then GC made the first two for both day and night when he ran the season that first had those.

Okay. The next runner should take this advice.

edited 9th Dec '17 9:46:45 AM by TroperNo9001

Huh, I didn't know that. Do you think we should tone them down next Season?

Honestly, I'm starting to feel like the Wipeout, laser tag, and paintball war events have too many variants for basically the same event (the only thing changed between variants being who wins), because they keep popping up a bit too much for my personal liking. Is it just me?

edited 9th Dec '17 9:42:51 AM by worldofdrakan

Kinda agree, yeah, we don't need variations for every possible player1/player2/player3 ect. participant - it's randomized either way. I honestly feel we just need one or maybe two of those since it's the same event

Night Three

• The Puppet has some concerns about the Executor. I can understand why.
• Nelson revives Eleanor.
• That is an unusual wet dream.
• Guys I think Sephiroth's lost it.
• George and Ringo hack some tributes out of the Games. Also Chiaki is not the final boss she thought she was. Shocker.
• I can actually see Discord doing that.
• Surtur, of all tributes, sings a lullaby to Eruption.
• Rancis, Chaos, and one of the President Snows bid over the belongings of the Announcer.
• More worfing.
• Annnd there goes the other President Snow.
• Seriously, what is UP with these chipmunks?!

Day Four

• Mikan dates a raptor.
• That is NOT how I expected a tribute like Surtur to go out.
• Discord almost dies, but remember that he can fly.
• Botany is not the Puppet's strong suit.
• The other raptor now has a power fist.
• Hussie narrowly avoids being eaten.
• Polyamory! Also, Vergil pays with his life for objecting to their union.

DEATHS: Captain Commando, Chiaki, the Announcer, Odin, President Snow, Surtur, the Puppet, Vergil

Sure, there may have been a spike in deaths with this update, but SPOILER ALERT, this Season ends on Night Eleven. As such, I'll be speeding up the updates a bit.

Vergil, I am disappoint.

Dammit Chaos 2.

Sutur is a chump.

I'm pretty sure it's always President Snow season these says.

Shame that the Puppet and Springtrap (aka Purple Guy) didn't interact with each since the sixth main FNAF game confirmed that the Puppet was Springtrap's first victim.

Battle Music

• Super Paper Mario - Brobot L-Type Battle

Good job Elanor, Magnus
You survived a n o t h e r d a y

Wow, those chipmunks am I right?

Night Four

• Funny that President Snow should be one of Mikan's customers. Didn't she flirt with him on Day One?
• Sephiroth, you went on a date with some ice earlier. I think you've already gone mad long before this revelation.
• How did an entire spaceship fit on a boat?
• Brittany and Niko get caught in the snow, but Eruption saves them.
• Lots of sword pulling attempts this Season, huh?
• Captain Novolin and Meat are murdered by ice.
• Satori does not like Springtrap, apparently.

Day Five

• Yeah Brittany, I don't think flirting with a spaceship was going to do you much good.
• And now Eleanor is a creeper.
• Oh, so it's magical ice. Is that how it managed to kill two people?
• The Koopalings ALL get drunk.
• Some accidental Kai/John/Paul.
• Oh wow. Satori, why did you have to do that to Echo?
• Discord was Shang Tsung this whole time.
• You know what? I'm not even going to question the shitposting pile of snow.
• Hussie NOOOOOO.

DEATHS: Captain Novolin, Meat, Echo, Discord

edited 9th Dec '17 1:01:11 PM by worldofdrakan

I think we all know what Springtrap's wish is.

Battle Music

• Super Paper Mario - The Underwhere

edited 9th Dec '17 1:37:17 PM by TheGamechanger

Day Five

• Charlie, having lost Echo, decides to sell chocolate with Sephiroth instead. Of course with Sephiroth involved they would be trying to sell it to some snow.
• That must have been an easy train robbery with a huge-ass spaceship on their side.
• Nelson, NO. WTF. Looks like we might have a young mass murderer on our hands.
• The tributes still demand szechuan sauce.
• That's an odd pair of tributes to go on a cruise together.
• John and Paul try and fail to kill the unexpected powerhouse, Eleanor.

Day Six

• Dokon-Dan has a secret shrine devoted to Kai.
• Candlehead kills Koishi... for cheating on her with a pile of snow.
• Seriously, these chipmunks, man.
• Case and point, Eleanor also being mean. And to the one who revived her, no less.
• Some folks must not like Star Wars, because the Executor just won a Golden Raspberry.
• Satori is Charlie's long-lost mother.
• President Snow falls for one of the oldest pranks in the book.
• It took Shadow Tubby long enough to get a kill. RIP Rancis.

DEATHS: Ice, Eruption, Alex, Mikan, Koishi Komeji, The Forgotten One, Rancis

Yup, that is the 4th Wipeout event by only Night Five. Two of those events were even in one update. There have been quite a few paintball and laser tag events as well. Events like these really need to be toned down next Season. I never realized just how problematic they were until I actually started hosting.

Hm, do you all think these events should be listed as a Scrappy Mechanic on the YMMV page?

edited 9th Dec '17 2:39:38 PM by worldofdrakan

Battle Music

• Super Paper Mario - River Twygz Bed

Okay, I hope someone kills Nelson. Did he really have to kill Mikan after he was one of her first customers?

Nah, I don't think they're as bad as the old "long, drawn out battle" event to warrant a place there.

Aaand RIP Discord. Why, Shang Tsung? WHY?!

edited 9th Dec '17 3:43:08 PM by dave_the_assassin

How appropiate for the Dokon-Dan to join a karaoke session, I think I know what they would sing...

Also I can see the Koopalings joining a train robbery

edited 9th Dec '17 3:56:59 PM by Zanreo

Night Six

• I'm surprised the Executor wasn't the one who failed to hide.
• Charlie is still selling chocolate, this time with Toon Link. Also, the fact that Candlehead was the one they were selling to.
• Springtrap and Shadow Tubby? Sounds like that was an interesting fight.
• No, President Snow is NOT ready to die again.
• Damn, getting kicked by a spaceship? That must have hurt!
• To those of you dreaming of a white Christmas, I apologize on behalf of John and Paul.
• Again with the bestiality.
• Oh, given the chipmunks' track record, I can only imagine what Brittany did.

Day Seven

• Yeah, I'd imagine a raptor would be good at hide and seek.
• And we have selfies and blood pacts. Quite the contrast!
• How can a spaceship be someone's reincarnation?
• Wait, what hair? I'm just going to imagine that Chaos yanked Springtrap's ears.
• George and Ringo send hate mail.
• Satori thinks highly of herself.

DEATHS: Snow

Battle Music

• Super Paper Mario - The Underwhere

Why do I get the feeling that an Arena Event's about to happen?

ughghhh rip