Hunger Games Simulator

Obviously it's a budget The Threepenny Opera.

Well, Drakan sure is taking her time.... I'm certain that she has (or had) a good sleep, though.

I don't know how exactly, but maybe you should try one or both of these administrivia pages.

edited 8th Nov '17 4:54:05 AM by dave_the_assassin

Probably not the right place to ask, but does anyone here know how to split the Characters page? I kinda want it to be the 1000th edit of that page.

...Nope. Sorry.
Also my characters are doing perfect haha

Night Four

• Dory can draw? Well, she can already read. I guess it isn't a big stretch.
• The speck of dust thinks that Marlin and Nemo are too powerful and brings them down a notch.
• Ugh, of course Fuyuhiko would win. He's much taller than everyone else!
• Calumon performs at the penny's funeral.
• Oh boy, now Stitch is a werewolf, too!
• Ant-Man takes notes from the speck of dust and also depowers Azmuth.
• 1 Pence's body is ready.
• Poor Piglet.

Day Five

• Despite being depowered, Azmuth manages to kill a Season favorite. RIP.
• Stitch pushes Kazuichi off a mountain, but forgets about the big fluffy clouds.
• Cell Jr accomplishes the impossible.
• How does a coin kidnap President Snow?
• A tap dancing routine, despite the fact that two of them do not have legs.
• Our resident alchemist murders a 'mon.
• 1 gets fired.
• Fuyuhiko, NO.
• Barnaby does a life-saving surgery on Panther Cap.
• A robot probably would take the birds and bees literally.
• Meta Knight is now a zombie.
• That animatronic is sure to be popular with the kiddies.
• The health potion Monacoball bought the night before pays off. Wait, that's actually the second time this Season it drank a health potion! Crazy-Prepared?

DEATHS: Flabebe, Terriermon

Yeah, just so you guys know, I've noticed that I seem to have a significantly different timezone than many other players. It's US Eastern Time, so the last update was posted around 9 PM on my end.

edited 8th Nov '17 7:34:03 AM by worldofdrakan

Well, the speck of dust isn't wrong...

Also in this case it seems like we'll be needing a hard split, in which case we need to contact the mods according to the page

edited 8th Nov '17 6:57:52 AM by Zanreo

Wow we have some savage. Mugging people for Super Smash Bros invitations.

RIP, Flabébé, you sassy savage fairy, you.

Wait... how many of our active players are from the States?

edited 8th Nov '17 6:55:21 AM by TroperNo9001

We now have Yakuza Zombie Meta Knight, speaking of awesomeness.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time - Shroob Castle

Should've done more than just depower Azmuth, Ant-Man.

edited 8th Nov '17 7:25:29 AM by IchigoMontoya

Azmuth is a dick as well.

Stitch, come on, body!

Night Five

• 1, HOW??? No wonder Gourgeist, a GHOST pokemon, is afraid!
• The Atom sings a heartfelt song at Meta Knight's funeral.
• Marlin and Nemo's only weakness is their inability to come up with puns, it seems.
• Cell Jr donates his kidney to... a speck of dust?
• Ant-Man is not quite as Genre Savvy as Gourgeist, but he survives the haunted mansion.
• Fidget dances with a coin.
• Well, with a long body like that, it was probably an easy mistake to make. RIP.
• I wonder how similar Opal and Panther Cap actually are?

Day Six

• Looks like Monacoball's going to need another health potion.
• ...But it seems that 1 has stolen one of its health potions.
• Stitch is apparently a surprisingly good cook.
• Calumon writes his will.
• Dory continues to commit murder.
• I wonder what Gourgeist did?
• Panther Cap becomes the kaishakunin to a tribute committing seppuku, while Kazuichi bears witness.
• The speck of dust fails to kill Azmuth.
• Suika is Ant-Man's long-lost mother.
• I'm not sure if I want to know what Marlin and Nemo's idea of fun is. Barnaby looks rightfully unamused.

DEATHS: Meta Knight, Dojo, 1 Pence, Liechtensteinball

Wait, Meta Knight is edible?! Then why on earth Kirby still can't eat Meta Knight?!

Go Opal because I'm a cat person!

Because Kirby isn't a cannibal. He has some self respect and stuff. Idk.

Is it just me, or are the tributes more murderous than usual this Season? Somehow I feel that we have more people actually killing each other than the usual tributes dying from doing something stupid or dying of natural causes.

I never said that was a bad thing.

edited 8th Nov '17 9:42:19 AM by worldofdrakan

Isn't it better that way? If the tributes are actually killing each other, that means it will be more ent- wait. If we're being in charge of the Hunger Games and spectating them like they're no big deal then we're the Capitol. I just realized.

Congratulations, Dojo, you played yourself.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind "eating" Meta Knight, if she's really, really a cute girl.

edited 8th Nov '17 9:51:52 AM by Mhazard

Wonder what Croire was sleeptalking about...

Night Six

• Dory and Kazuichi have a questionable bonding activity.
• Azmuth administers some divine punishment to a poor, unfortunate tribute.
• Gourgeist, a bit of an underdog thus far, commits her first murder.
• Suika, first Marlin and Nemo, and now... Is there something we should know?
• Whew! What did Cell Jr eat?
• Claptrap has poor taste in movies.
• Calumon and Buzzsaw team up.
• Fuyuhik really does have an interest in Marlin and Nemo, doesn't he?

Day Seven

• It's okay, Barnaby, I'd also be afraid of Dory if I were you.
• I hope you aren't trying to seduce another animal, Suika.
• That sounds like it would have been a really interesting Dungeons and Dragons session.
• Well, Opal is a cat. I think that should be expected of her.
• Monacoball stops the speck of dust from setting off its doomsday device.
• Oh please, as if Azmuth needed to be more powerful!

DEATHS: Stitch, The Atom, Speck of Dust

Would anyone object to me making the updates two hours apart instead of three hours apart from here on out? That way we might be able to finish the Season today.

I wouldn't mind that.

And Atom, I am disappoint.

Yeah. That would be cool. Also, Opal, you were not given enough screentime in the show. This is awesome.

No issue with that

And that speck of dust keeps trying to build devices... which just led to its doom

You're welcome x3

edited 8th Nov '17 12:21:45 PM by Zanreo

Not gonna lie, the speck of dust's death picture got a chuckle out of me.

edited 8th Nov '17 12:33:14 PM by worldofdrakan