Hunger Games Simulator

ah, good

Battle Music

• Homestuck - Catapult Capuchin

And new event:

• (Player1) writes (his/her1) will, with (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) as the inheritors.

edited 1st Jun '17 3:49:04 PM by TheGamechanger

Night 4:◊

• The Punisher tells Curry his backstory. Curry, wanting to be cool, says "Ditto." They bond due to this.
• Sakaki offends the genius Artemis to the point of pain.
• Beef enters Zojja. Beef exits Zojja.
• The Dolorosa has a crush on Tiny. * Cowser enters his sleeping bag, only to realize at the late minute it's his freakish pig baby son's mouth. The horrific beast commits cannibalistic patricide.
• Peko, in spite of her lack of loyalty to Artemis, is declared an Arthurian hero.
• The Prosecuting Zircon is a liar revealed. She was actually a recolor of Defense Zircon the whole time, and stumbled upon the SU set. The copyright violation proves to be a death sentence, as her fraudulence causes Yellow Diamond to personally enter the arena and shatter the fake under her heel.

Day 5:◊

• Sadly for the Dolorosa, Tiny is with Charlotte.
• The Punisher and Sakaki have a talk. The Punisher leaves the talk with the impression that Sakaki's mind is in the gutter.
• The Punisher's new bro Steph, as well as Kankri, get Pulp Fiction'd by Melia and Bleck.
• The Dolorosa holds her own against Clip, proving to be a skilled combatant.
• Drywall is able to persuade Artemis away from raiding the threatening Eir's camp. Drywall tries to pursuade Artemis to do his best to win as a pacifist, but Artemis instead goes off to find two formidable teammates.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Cowser, Prosecuting Zircon

edited 1st Jun '17 6:12:17 PM by TacoBadger

Battle Music

• Bowser's Rage/King of the Koopas (GaMetal)

Wow, Nabi must have really gotten roughed up by Morgan a while back for Sakaki to say that about him!

Not only is Sakaki as psychotic as an HGS Pretty Cure, but now she's got a dirty mind as well... She's kinda reminding me of Tiny Tina back when I first nominated her.

On the topic of the newest Butt Monkeys, Vriska and Karkat were so close to earning that sweet podium finish. In fact, none of the trolls even made it!... or will they this time?

Also, the Dolorosa got a new hairdo thanks to Clip.

I spent my time waiting for updates by writing a Nightmare Fuel page for Toad Patrol. I have many examples and I only finished season one, jeez.

Well, Peko is the Ultimate Swordswoman, so... doesn't she already have the best sword?

Goddamnit Sakaki!

Night 5:◊

• After spending all day, Artemis finds two worthy teammates, the swordsman Pelo and the clawed Clip. The trio prove their effectiveness by slaying Bleck, Zojja and even the Punisher.
• Anna and Sakaki prepare to brawl Kankri, Tiny and Nabi. Before the fight ensues, Drywall shows up, and instead enforces a much less lethal battle. They all have a fun musical time.
• Berkut feels bad for trying to use Anna's fire.
• Curry dreams of robbing a bank, which is totally the something his bro the Punisher would do.

Day 6:◊

• Tiny has also moved on from Charlotte, and is now crushing on Melia.
• Clip reveals why she isn't exactly a top warrior, and shows her fatal flaw of lethal confusion.
• Drywall's attempts at pacifism earn him the respect of Buddha, and his astral form is taken away from this violent plane.
• Artemis, having forgotten to dip a toe in a lake, dies of overheating.
• Peko steals some of Doki's socks while she's over there with Nabi.
• Curry tries to rob a bank, and Berkut ends that nonsense quickly.
• Anna apparently started to like Kankri after the brawl. Sakiki, realizing that Kankri will be a Yoko Ono for their band, dumps ice water on the two lovers.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Count Bleck, Zojja, Punisher, Clip, Drywall, Artemis, Stephen Curry

Night 6:◊

• Anna finds a new bestie in Melia.
• Nabi, stressed over two partners, and the Dolorosa, stressed over no partners, get hammered.
• Doki and Peko have a drinking contest with the subtext that drinking more will win Nabi's love. Realistically though, Peko gets Doki so drunk that she makes a fool of herself.
• Charlotte listens to Berkut's conflicted emotions over the murder of Steph Curry.
• Tiny stocks up on health potions and pocket sand for the upcoming feast.

FEAST◊

• Tiny throws his newly gained pocket sand into Doki's single eye.
• Sakaki, watching the feast from afar, pops off Charlotte's dome.
• Melia and the Dolorosa, despite being on opposite ends of Tiny's affections, are able to bond over pot.
• Berkut, sent into Freak Out Mode over his unpaid therapist's death, feels the need to grip to something. That something was Kankri. So, Sakiki indirectly killed the Yoko Ono that would've ruined her band.
• Peko clearly has starved recently, so overeating was a big concern already.

Day 7:◊

• Berkut, now very unhinged after Charlotte's death, sets up a convoluted death trap, involving all the people that he found lying around the Feast. Anna, faced with a grim choice, chooses to save more lives, and end the person closer to her, ala Spider-Man and Gwen Stacey, ending her former band mate. But hey, Dolorosa and a Tiny spend some quality time together.
• Eir Stegalkin, master of pranks, sets up a classic. Too bad literally everyone else is busy doing something.
• Doki, blinded in one eye, missing the other, flails the sniper rifle around and shoots that two-timing no good Nabi. Doki finds out too late that Nabi and Peko were actually just beating meat like pork and beef this whole time.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Charlotte, Kankri Vantas, Peko Pekoyama, Sakaki, Nabi

And, an expirimental new feature, coming straight from the budget of your host Tom Riddle himself, Remaining Tributes: Anna Grimsdottir, Berkut, Tiny, Doki, Eir Stegalkin, Melia Antiqua, The Dolorosa

edited 1st Jun '17 10:26:54 PM by TacoBadger

Whoops, I mixed up Sakaki and Peko.

I love how Sakaki ultimately kicked the bucket, though - everyone else clearly decided "yeezus, she's too bloodthirsty, she's gotta go"

edited 1st Jun '17 10:36:49 PM by Psychedelicate

Battle Music

• Super Paper Mario - Closing Battle
• Homestuck - Dance of Thorns

Man, Eir is really taking it easy after being bloodthirsty the first few days. I hope she isn't going soft.

At first I was like "awww, Nabi and Doki both won drinking games!"

And then I was like...

Pouring one out for the homie Drywall. I'm glad he got a good way to go.

Also, damn, for a dude with no social skills, the Games seem to have awakened Tiny's inner Casanova.

Great. Now I got Grim left.

Bruh, that's gotta be one of the most tragic deaths in the simulator I've seen so far. With one eye missing and her vision fairly impaired in the other, Nabi was probably not her intended target. I really want her to win now, and not just because she's one of my tributes!

Definitely as an unintended kill. Third-Act Misunderstanding is actually one of my least favorite tropes because it could be easily avoided if people just talked it out.

edited 2nd Jun '17 5:44:38 AM by worldofdrakan

Is it more tragic as an unintended kill or as a kill that was made with misinformation that was soon revealed afterward?

Night 7:◊

• The Dolorosa grows suspicious of Doki.
• Dolorosa likes Tiny who likes Melia who likes Berkut? Fascinating.
• Anna cautiously lets the dangerous Eir into her home.
• Tiny gets a new grill.

Day 8:◊

• With Peko dead, the sword in the stone finds its new owner.
• Dolorosa is in love with Tiny, who is in love with Dolorosa's weed friend Melia, who is trying to court Berkut, who is currently drug buddies/friends with benefits with Anna. Jeez, the shipping chart for this season is like a straight line.
• Dolorosa and Melia have a friendly competition to see who can do the best Vogue.

The Tributes go on a Rollercoaster◊

• The rollercoaster's flamethrower malfunctions, burning Berkut and Melia alive.
• Everyone else survives the ride.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Melia Antiqua, Berkut

So, is the next season a Hall of Fame season?

DAMN IT! I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO KICK THE BUCKET THIS ROUND.

(Ahem)

Sorry for that freakout. Melia and Berkut were just very close.

I think it's this coming season, yes. I wonder who's going to host, though, since Gamechanger wanted to host the Villain Season after that one, I think.

Aww, that's so sweet of Eir to be doing nice things with Doki after all she's been through. I do believe at this point she's the woobie of the season. It would seem that the Dolorosa thinks that she might turn to the dark side because of all this, though.

Now that you mention it, I agree. There's also the harsh fact that only one of them can win anyways.

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:33:59 AM by worldofdrakan

As for drakan's thought about the Third Act Misunderstanding, while I definitely agree most points, the difference here is that the misunderstanding has been going on for most of the games, and only now has Doki acted upon her emotions. And it is only after she has made her decision that she learns information that she never knew. The other difference is, unlike most 3rd Act Misunderstandings, Doki can't erase her decision, because it's been done, and the cost was the love of her life. That's why it's tragic.

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:21:07 AM by TacoBadger

The Dolorosa seems to be the season's stoner at this point, given that she's smoked weed on two separate occasions this season.

The next season is indeed a Battle Royale.

Also, is this Tre's first time playing HGS?

Because if Tiny happens to be a podium finisher... y'know that thing where newbies happen to have incredible luck?

Yeah. I remember one of my first tributes, Jaehee Kang, won first place in the 72nd round of the HGS.