Hunger Games Simulator

Called it! Fluttershy is now in the Top 3.

Looks like Kars just got T-boned by Nappa!

Well, I'm glad to see one of our kin surviving to the end.

A bit unfortunate that we didn't make it, though.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:02:12 PM by DarkDestruction

Well, even if Zannah doesn't win, she'll at least have made the hall of fame,

THIS THREAD MOVES TOO FAST.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:02:26 PM by Skiller2

Fluttershy killed the fucking ultimate lifeform.

But hey, Kars, at least, continues the trend set by Yoshikage Kira of JoJo villains almost placing in the Hall of Fame.

Kira: Welcome to the club.

Kars: ...

edited 6th Jun '16 6:03:36 PM by InfinityRyujin

I doubt Kars could bring himself to kill someone so in tune with nature.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:03:12 PM by Sedmikrasky

Good thing there wasn't a talking parrot to kill Kars immediately this time. That must have been very irritating for him.

And now the conclusion!

Day 8:

Zannah is using the force to find a potable spring; You know what they say about Saiyan appetites; Fluttershy was clearly distraught that she killed people, so she gave up the will to live.◊

Night 8

Nappa sheds berserker tears over Fluttershy's death, kills Zannah. He got calmer later on, and boy, Vegeta is never going to hear the end of this. Goddammit, Nappa!◊

Final placements!◊

Well... doing 36 is kind of fun, but I don't think I'll go that high again... then again it's just me.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:10:23 PM by EarlOfSandvich

For the next season, I nominate Kosaku Kawajiri◊ (who TOTALLY isn't Yoshikage Kira, and DEFINITELY isn't here to kill more female characters and take their hands,) and The Engineer◊.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:18:38 PM by InfinityRyujin

Well, uh... that was rather dark for Fluttershy. Glad Nappa was able to win in her spirit.

I'll nominate Peridot◊ and Lapis Lazuli◊. (cant remember if she was in the non-canon season or not...) Actually nevermind, I'll put in TEAM SQUIRREL: Makoto Nanaya◊ and Squirrel Girl◊.

And here are arcada's, despite how much they bother me.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:24:02 PM by Sedmikrasky

Well luckily for you, Ichi-nii-san, Zannah not only came second, but scored the most kills.

Anywho, my tributes are here in case you missed them.

Did I... just... kill... the ultimate... lifeform? I can't do this anymore! (kills herself)

At least one of my nominees are in the Hall of Fame now! Yay.

For my next set, Team Badass Adorable: Stitch◊ and Toothless! (And Kirby◊ if we're doing 36 tributes again.)

@Sedmi: Lapis got drowned by Gwen and Solanum way back in Season 2, for some reason.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:16:07 PM by TroperNo9001

Well, Zannah, you got to second place and the highest body count, thus landing you two spots in the hall of fame. Bane would be proud.

And for my next tributes, these two get a second chance: Boba Fett◊ and Revy◊.

Alroight. For me, I nominate...

Team Tyhrranosis: Four-Eyed Tyhrranoid◊ and his brother, Three-Eyed Tyhrranoid.◊ The word 'Tyhrranoid' can be shortened to 'Noid if you like.

They're entering in the hopes of avenging their Momma who was killed back in Season Four, of course.

Hmm... how about Vaas Montenegro◊, and for fun, a 10-12 ft tall Dragon Ogre◊.

I'll just pass the mantle of hosting to a different person this time.

Team You Tube Poop: King Harkinian◊ and I. M. Meen◊

edited 6th Jun '16 6:19:32 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I would really like to host at some point, but we already know I can't. And That Makes Me Feel Angry.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:24:56 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Hmmm? Why can't you?

If a host is still needed by 3 PM ET tomorrow I'll volunteer. Will add some custom events too.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:29:35 PM by Sedmikrasky

Team Batshit Insanity: Dimentio◊ and Fawful.◊

"You had thinking that Fawful was gone! BUT FAWFUL HAS RETURNING!"

edited 6th Jun '16 6:29:56 PM by gregnes2000

Because the pictures don't show up on any of my browsers for some ungodly reason. Found that out the hard way after non-canon season 2 was made non-canon thanks to technical problems.

Also, custom events? Is that like the arena but we get to decide what happens? That'd be interesting.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:29:46 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

If you're worried about it, you can press the "Save" button on the sidebar. Sure the URL it'll give you will still take you to the Reaping, but regardless it's going to have the same results as the simulation no matter where you are.

Ah, nvm. All for custom events too!

edited 6th Jun '16 7:37:12 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Custom events sound cool.

Also, on the topic of custom events, would you guys prefer them to be serious or silly? And does anyone have any suggestions for events?

Basically adding little events to the existing ones, like "X knocks out Y and hangs him/her from a tree branch" as an example.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:31:27 PM by Sedmikrasky

Why not both serious and silly?

Vegeta: ...goddamnit, Nappa.

Well, I nominate George Washington◊ and Otto von Bismarck◊. For reserves (or season 13), I also nominate Symmetra◊ and Mohandas "NUCLEAR" Gandhi◊.

Coincidentally, I came across these Hetalia-Civ crossover posts. Might be interesting to see how the Hetalians wil fight their real-life counterparts.

edited 6th Jun '16 6:33:49 PM by DarkDestruction