Hunger Games Simulator

Damn, down to just Michael Rosen.

If he wins, that'd be *click* noice.

Aw, man. Welp, the 49ers lose again. must be fate getting back at me for inserting those Spy/Kirby events. ;_;

edited 6th Feb '17 4:20:55 PM by Mk_97

Wow, this season sure went quite fast.

I don't even want to imagine how the Creepy Badger/Mad Dummy affair turned out.

NIGHT 5 [1]

• Someone give this cat a hug...
• Flora has no self preservation skills
• Somehow Creepy Badger is capable of this
• "Quietly" (Scarecrow somehow stays asleep while a huge roaring dam rolls in from nowhere and throws a blanket on him)
• Noice

DAY 6 [2]

• Tributes try to attack each other, or just interact nicely like normal people
• Despite having comforted Sulphur the previous night, Jenkins backstabs the poor cat
• Also, accurate antics occur

DEATHS: Flora, Michael Rosen, Sulphur

Mad Dummy must be the musical one this season.

And regarding Scarecrow getting PTSD a few days back, let's just assume that he was in other seasons outside the Trope Games.

edited 6th Feb '17 5:39:42 PM by TroperNo9001

Battle Music:

• Etrian Odyssey III - The End of Raging Waves

"Oh no! The moment I dread when I'm going to fall off of a waterfall and hit the ground really hard and fast!"

God couldn't start a fire?

This is the Monty Python God. Everything where he's from is supposed to be a joke!

Man, Luluco has horrible luck with those ditches.

Well, damn it Flora. That was way too anticlimactic.

Damn, Leeroy, blowing up the same cat you talked out of suicide? That's cold, dude.

NIGHT 6 [1]

• Mad Dummy saves someone
• Zim is completely incompetent
• Hydro, WHY?!
• Someone's a robot

THE FEAST [2]

• God's divine plan involves killing a goat
• Badger kills his buddy from the night before
• .... oh...
• How can you strangle the concept of hydroelectricity?!?!

DAY 7 [3]

• Black Knight continues to be a flirt
• Link suffers
• Now that's something I want to see
• Mcgillis has a close call with death

DEATHS: Zim, The Arkham Knight, Goat, Scarecrow, Hydroelectric Electricity

I'll post again during my lunch break.

Really, Zelda?!

...What. Just, WHAT?

And Zelda, never try to imitate a Chinese Cowboy ever again.

And, of course, my tributes end up dying unceremoniously without even getting a podium finish or most kills because the simulator's a sadist who intentionally makes them into incompetent wimps just to make me suffer... why do I seem to have some of the worst luck when it comes to this game?

And there you have it, everyone: Our seasonal Crack Pairing. Ugh, someone pass me the Brain Bleach...

Last time I checked, Brain Bleach died in the Hunger Games. Oh well, misery builds character.

Battle Music:

• Etrian Odyssey III - Is That Blood Thine or the Enemy's / The End of Raging Waves (Super Arrange)

I'll raise it from the dead if I have to! I just want that image out of my head!

This will make you forget about that image:

edited 7th Feb '17 6:17:41 AM by TheGamechanger

...Ah, there it is.

Darn it, and that death made no sense to boot! I guess I will go back to more conventional tributes for a while. But mark my words, the energies will be back!

NIGHT 7 [1]

• If God made us in his image, does this mean we have to get rid of one of our legs now?
• Some cute cuddling and bonding
• First of all, what the heck. Second of all, that cannot be sanitary
• Bear traps really are an issue in this game, huh?
• Meanwhile, Roy just fools around by himself

DAY 8 [2]

• Link listens in on a divine conversation
• Black Knight harasses someone
• Zelda likes to torture people
• Jeez Mcgillis, couldn't you have waited?

DEATHS: Creepy Badger, Mcgillis Fareed

I have a lab in English so I'll update then.

edited 7th Feb '17 9:09:59 AM by 4fterthought

But Mad Dummy doesn't even have legs to break.

He kinda has a leg, but it's already broken off.