Hunger Games Simulator

Non-lethal event:

• (Player1) is passed out drunk from last night's party and (Player2) takes advantage of that by stealing (his/her1) wallet.

Death event:

• (Player1) is passed out drunk from last night's party and (Player2) takes advantage of that by killing (his/her1).

Also, now may be a good time to start having our tributes do a Pre-Asskicking One-Liner.

My new tributes (and same surnames, right?):

Mr. Bones◊ and Rattle Me Bones◊

And backups just in case:

Ghost◊ and Space Ghost◊

Now? But we don't have a host.

Since this season was my idea, I think it'll be fitting if I was the one who hosted it.

edited 2nd Jan '17 12:52:38 PM by TheGamechanger

Barney: "I love you, you love me, you're all just bite-size morsels to me. With a roar and a growl, a bite from me to you, you'd better know that I'm on the prowl!"

Mr. Bones: This ride will never end!

Rattle Me Bones: Welcome aboard, mateys!

Ooh, ol' Ghostler's joining the game again.

River Tam: No power in the 'Verse can stop me.

If my reserves make it, they'll essentially be like expies of Scanty and Kneesocks.

Rule 34: "Oh sister..."

Rule 34: "Oh brother..."

Both Rule 34 Twins: "Let's share our love with the world!"

edited 2nd Jan '17 1:31:32 PM by TheGamechanger

Ardyn: Oh dear, these are quite the combatants. Are you sure you'd not rather hide away from the battle, Noct?

Noctis: I can do this. You can't push me around, Ardyn.

If I can still nominate tributes:

Gen-An Shiranui◊ and Mai Shiranui◊.

Still a handful of minutes until it's been 12 hours! Also, we're probably going to be lazy about tribute input like always.

Admittedly I just looked through the example list of the Tyrannosaurus Rex page to come up with Devil Dinosaur. I mainly wanted Barney in it simply because it'll be fun to watch a kid's show host turn into a Depraved Kids' Show Host.

Warrick: Not again! *Hefts axe*

Selva: Any closer and you become a fashion accessory!

Elaine: Maybe I can write a happy ending for everyone.

Emma: Unfortunately, I don't think that's the way it works.

(Pound and Pumpkin Cake coo and giggle, unaware of the horrors that await them in the Hunger Games.)

Mai: (Swings her fans in preparation) Surely I can go far. If I bested the so-called strongest woman in the world in Death Battle, then I'm not scared. At all.

(Myles secretly plans his own demise)

(Hollister (brand) has another scandal about only hiring attractive people)

Well, who's hosting? Is it Gamechanger?

edited 2nd Jan '17 10:04:03 PM by TroperNo9001

Let's ask Barney for confirmation...

Barney: "Of course The Gamechanger is hosting this season, it was his idea after all! Now if you excuse me, it's time to deliver blood for the Tyrannosaur Gods!"

Going to bed now. I'll be able to host at a regular pace, but I've seem to have caught some sort of illness.

edited 2nd Jan '17 10:34:55 PM by TheGamechanger

If Gamechanger's not available, I could host.

(Player1) defeats (Player2) in a fight and prepares to make the final blow, only to be stabbed in the back by (Player3). (Player 2 is safe but Player 3 kills Player 1.)

edited 3rd Jan '17 4:28:24 AM by TroperNo9001

Back from my nap, so I'm fully available now.

If you're wondering what my first music choice is going to be for this season, it's a new song from a game that just came out that's a real Ear Worm and has become one of my favorite songs.

edited 3rd Jan '17 6:47:41 AM by TheGamechanger

Came up with another "Death Race" Arena Event. Remember, in a Death Race the order of who came in first and who came in last is the same as the order of who survived (from top to bottom of the page).

Arena Event: The tributes race each other on Rainbow Road.

• Surviving scenario: (Player1) crosses the finish line.
• Death 1: (Player1) is hit by a Blue Shell.
• Death 2: (Player1) gives a death stare to (Player2). (Player2) was so intimidated that (he/she2) forgot where (he/she2) was going and falls off the road.
• Death 3: (Player1)'s kart slips on a banana peel and falls off the road.
• Death 4: (Player1) uses (his/her1) kart to shove (Player2) off the road.
• Death 5: (Player1) uses a Bob-omb to blow a hole in the road, causing (Player2) and (Player3) to fall in.

So... Are we gonna be starting soon?

We still haven't started yet?