Hunger Games Simulator

Sufjan has converted Khorne to Christianity and he is now a pacifist. sorry m8.

also did I just get 'd by three other posters?

edited 4th Jun '16 10:01:27 AM by Sedmikrasky

As far as I can tell, said flowers were indeed grown through the blood tributes the chaos followers gave.

Flowers...oh, I hope they're not golden. Hopefully they're just blood roses or something similar. Emphasis on blood, though.

Here's a thought... why did Sub-Zero wait until now to make a slingshot, when he can literally magic them out of ice whenever he likes?

edited 4th Jun '16 10:05:16 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Night 2

Father John Misty receives food from his wife Emma; TB let Jesse's Squeenix rant get to him, winds up killing Lightning; one god tries to kill another, winds up killing Grade instead; Sub-Zero redirects Sufjan's attack, then freezes the body and tears off his head and spine. FATALITY!; One Luna gets water while the other hangs out with Alex; Dodger misses her cats

edited 4th Jun '16 10:21:22 AM by EarlOfSandvich

me right now ;_;7

time for Khorne to fuck shit up for his lost lover

edited 4th Jun '16 10:31:27 AM by Sedmikrasky

I love how Luna II and Alex are hanging out now, since they're the ones who've been the most bloodthirsty thus far. Even more bloodthirsty than the BLOOD GOD. If they decide to team up...

Speaking of the BLOOD GOD, I find it hilarious how the other half of Team OP As Fuck tried to attack him but bone-headedly murdered someone else by accident, because I imagine that's exactly what would happen if two walking apocalypses decided to duke it out. Collateral damage for everyone!^note Is 'apocalypses' the correct plural? Or is it 'apocali'?

Looks like Lightning didn't manage to bolt out in time. -rimshot-

Khorne got betrayed by his same-District tribute, then later he has to find out Sufjan's dead. Harsh.

edited 4th Jun '16 10:30:03 AM by DarkDestruction

Apocalypses, obviously.

Cassie hanging out with Losyash is suspicious.

Day/Night 3:

TB got annoyed with "anime bullshit" conversations, pursues Dodger; Luna I considers the other Luna too dangerous, and determining that there can be only one, sets off a mine, killing Luna II and three others; Sub-Zero and Khorne work together to find another soul to claim, but the latter got distraught and lashed out, contemplating taking everyone else with him, when the former broke the news. Fortunately Sub-Zero talked him out of this; all's forgiven in the Co-Optional Crew, so they slept with Cassie and Alex; Beerus is sick of this and tried leaving the arena, and by extension Earth, got killed by the result of Khorne's fuming (so not a direct kill)

edited 4th Jun '16 11:20:25 AM by EarlOfSandvich

Reverse the Marie's and it's more or less completely in-character, lol.

Well, that's one bloodthirsty Marie down. No hope for an all-conquering team-up between her and Alex, then. A shame.

Also...

KHORNE WINS.

FRIENDSHIP.

FRIENDSHIP?!!

The Feast, Day/Night 4:

Three attended the feast; Luna I still had a bit of bloodlust, pulls a fatality on Cassie; Alex leaves upon sight of the murder, saying "screw this" then getting scared by her in the day; some poisonous berries led to Khorne's undoing; Strippin and the Lin Kuei clan sent food; somehow Luna and TB got romantic

The Lunas in general are starting to get quite bloodthirsty... oh shit, I just realised, she's overtaken Alex in the kills department. Damn.

But hey, now Team OP As Fuck is down, and Khorne's undoing, after all this time, all of the lessons he's learned, a betrayal and the loss of his lover... it's berries that do him in. Berries. I'd say I'm disappointed, but it comes off as more of a Kafka Komedy.

edited 4th Jun '16 12:39:52 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

The Marie's are basically the same person in two separate bodies. It's no surprise the first would be as bloodthirsty as the second.

So, who are the Lunas/Maries, anyway? If you don't mind me asking.

The main characters of my favorite film. Synopsis:

You can watch it on Youtube but the video quality kinda sucks. Watch it on Hulu if you have a subscription.

edited 4th Jun '16 12:58:49 PM by Sedmikrasky

That sounds... intriguingly bizarre. Ironically, though, this also serves to provide justification for their 'wanton' acts in this game.

Now I'm sort of hoping that Luna I wins by killing everyone else via traps placed at random around the arena, only to be crushed by a chandelier in the opening rounds of the Past Champion's Game later on.

I also noticed that it's the origin point of your name. I never would have imagined your name came from an intriguingly-bizarre Czechoslovak movie from the 60s.

edited 4th Jun '16 1:04:25 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

The name was an afterthought, I pretty much just picked it at random since my usual username KiraKuin was taken.

And yeah, almost everything they do in the game makes sense for their character, it seems.

edited 4th Jun '16 1:09:27 PM by Sedmikrasky

And the conclusion taking course over days 5 and 6:

Anticlimatically, it turns out that Luna can't swim, after all the cain she had raised; Dodger sees TB take one of her Bulma figurines, tracks him down silently and twists his neck to get it back; nothing really happened in the night; Alex breaks Dodger's spine as they both fight, and he had to smother her to stop the pain; Meanwhile, the previous day, the Lin Kuei clan sent water to Sub-Zero, and yet he refused to drink any of it, so he somehow dehydrated the next day, denying a Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat finale we wanted

The final placement

My thought: Still kinda fun to write some of the scenarios here, and there is more carnage than the first time I hosted... I still like the first game I hosted better though. The spaced out timing the first time around may have something to do with that, though I did try fostering responses. And what a shame, none of the three Brits interacted with each other.

Anyways, for the next round, I submit Shaundi◊ and Trevor Philips◊

edited 4th Jun '16 1:16:52 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Oh hey, she even got a canon death. Cool.

also, AT EASE, LOOSAHS

I nominate Dream◊ and Death◊ of the Endless.

edited 4th Jun '16 1:15:56 PM by Sedmikrasky

Team Yellow Assholes: (Nightmare) Fredbear◊ and Bill Cipher◊.

edited 4th Jun '16 1:20:46 PM by Weirdguy149

Anyway, poor Losyash and Kopatych.

X-6◊ and Ramen Delivery Guy◊.

Also, possibly Thaddeus E. Klang.◊

Holy shit, one of my tributes won again, and he got to use the chokehold that got cut from SFV. In any case, I think this calls for a celebration.

I think responses dried up a little after a while because of time-zone-related crap. If only time was uniform all across the world, we wouldn't have this issue. :V

In any case, it's awesome that we're finally getting Trevor in the house, the Ax-Crazy personification of Video Game Cruelty Potential he is. Hopefully after this, we can have a Champion's Game.

Anyway, because I have zero imagination right now, I'd like to nominate the two tributes from the non-canon Season 2 that never got another chance. I give you...

TEAM ELECTRIC SHEEP: Gretel Mk. II◊ and Dawn Bellwether◊.

edited 4th Jun '16 1:24:18 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

As a bonus, I add Dr. Fossil.◊ So, I potentially could have teams such as

TEAM MAOU'S BITCHES JURALS

TEAM DISNEY REPTILES