Hunger Games Simulator

Whoa, Latias actually won? Cool.

Back at my dacha, electricity went out for half a day. Fucking "preventive work". And now so many unread pages, oh boy...

Springtrap◊ and RWQFSFASXC◊

I'll enter Hera◊ and Morton◊. Morton's just sort of your generic old turtle guy, and Hera keeps an eye out for him. They only appear for one episode so honestly there's not much more I can say for them, unless you want to watch the episode itself.

What do we want as the death rate this time? Normal? High? Very High?

And does anyone have recommendations for new events? I've added a few, but we can always have more.

"(Player1) and (Player2) both drink from chalices poisoned by (Player1), who spent years building up an immunity."

edited 22nd Aug '16 9:49:48 AM by Anomalocaris20

I say we keep the death rate at normal.

Psyched, the image you used for Clippy isn't compatible with the simulator, and the Steve Jobs pic is broken.

Do you want me to just go get pics of them myself, or do you have viable ones you want?

And arcada, which gender do I set RWQFSFASXC to? I have no idea what it even is.

We also still need six more tributes. If nobody new proposes any tributes, then I start using the reserve teams, yes?

edited 22nd Aug '16 10:29:11 AM by Anomalocaris20

It's male. RWQFSFASXC also happens to be Shadow Bonnie.

Here's a list of fatal events that I used in season 53 but for some reason went unused by the RNG:

• (Player 1) kills (Player 2), (Player 3), (Player 4), and (Player 5) in a berserk rage.
• (Player 1) strangles (Player 2) to death with (his/her1) bare hands.
• (Player 1) coldly beats (Player 2) to a bloody pulp, ignoring (his/her2) pleas, cries, and tears.
• (Player 1) fatally gouges (Player 2)'s eyes out with (his/her1) thumbs.
• (Player 1) hits (Player 2)'s head with a bat so hard, only a quarter of (his/her2) head remains.
• With a smile on (his/her1) face, (Player 1) slowly disembowels (Player 2) with a machete.
• (Player 1) crucifies (Player 2) on a tall tree.
• (Player 1) stabs (Player 2) repeatedly with a butcher's knife, all the while laughing wildly.
• (Player 1) mutilates (Player 2) and chops (him/her1) into many indistinct pieces.
• (Player 1) breaks (Player 2)'s arms and legs, then leaves (him/her2) to be eaten alive by wild animals.
• (Player 1) knocks down (Player 2), then stomps on (his/her2) spine hard enough to break it.
• (Player 1) force-feeds (Player 2) hot firewood and rocks.
• (Player 1) forcibly amputates (Player 2)'s limbs with a rusted, dull sword.
• (Player 1) pours a pot of boiling water down (Player 2)'s face, throat, and groin.

I think a few of those are already in the system, but do you want those added to Day, Night, Feast, some of them, or all of them?

I honestly can't think of any tributes right now, but I do have an event to suggest: "(Player 1) horizontally bisects (Player 2) with an axe."

It's your choice, take your pick. The way I used them, they were split into day-only and night-only, though I can't remember which was which.

You sure you don't want 'vertically'?

I have an idea.

"(Player 1) ties a cage with a very hungry, predatory rat to (Player 2)'s naked pelvis" (Fatal)

Ooh, I'm familiar with death-by-trapped-rat. Do you mind if I reword it as "(Player 1) traps a rat in a bucket against (Player 2)'s abdomen and lets it tunnel out the path of least resistance."?

Sure.

Also more events:

• "(Player 1) forcibly inserts (Player 2) in a spring suit." (Fatal)
• "(Player 1) steals (Player 2)'s kidney" (Fatal. Maybe)
• "(Player 1) forces (Player 2) to read Kit and Kay Boodle" (Non-fatal, perhaps)

I'll add those first two, but I'm not sure I understand the third one.

I've added a few events of my own to the list. Just tell me if any of these are objectionable.

• (Player1) digs for minerals.
• (Player1) falls from a ledge and breaks (his/her1) arm.
• (Player1) pushes (Player2) off a ledge, but (he/she2) survives and swears vengeance.
• (Player1) and (Player2) fight, but call a truce when it starts to rain.
• (Player1) and (Player2) duel. (Player2) loses an eye, but escapes with (his/her2) life.
• (Player1) falls asleep on (Player2).
• (Player1) and (Player2) dip (Player3)'s hand in a cup of water while (he/she3) sleeps.
• (Player1) spends the night stuck in a net trap.
• (Player1) whips up a gourmet meal for (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
• (Player1) steps in a bear trap, and cuts off (his/her1) foot to escape.
• (Player1) rubs (his/her1) weapons down with toxins.
• (Player1) feasts on raw meat, and spends the night throwing up.

• Who killed (Player1)? It was (Player2), in the cornucopia, with the lead pipe!
• (Player1) dies of heat exhaustion.
• (Player1) and (Player2) both drink from chalices poisoned by (Player1), who spent years building up an immunity.
• (Player1) brutalizes (Player2) with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
• (Player1) falls into a punji trap set up by (Player2).
• (Player1) chokes to death on a piece of bread.
• (Player1) slices (Player2) to pieces with a naginata.
• In a primal craze, (Player1) kills and eats (Player2).

I also added earthquake and monsoon Arena events.

edited 22nd Aug '16 11:39:36 AM by Anomalocaris20

Another suggestion: "(Player 1) tries to brutalize (Player 2) with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, but misses and hits themselves instead. Idiot.

YES.

In the case of suicides like that, the self-victim is NOT listed as a killer, right?

Team Air Balloon: Edgar Allan Poe◊ and Lord Werriam◊. Werriam is an inventor who has made taking figures of speech very literally his way of life. From Edmund Finneys Quest To Find The Meaning Of Life. Quoth the Raven here, on the other hand, probably doesn't need an introduction, just being the Hark! A Vagrant incarnation.

edited 22nd Aug '16 1:28:37 PM by FirstSnow

Excellent, excellent. Then we just need four more tributes for a full game of 24.

Or we could keep going for 36 if we use the reserve tributes~

Personally, I'm all for the 36 tribute game with the reserves, but I'm cool with whichever one we wind up choosing in the end.

I guess I'll nominate four of the classes from Team Fortress 2.

Main: The Sniper◊ and The Scout◊

Reserves: The Spy◊ and The Soldier◊

@Ano: Sure, you're welcome to go find pics of them yourself. Sorry about that.

Good grief, so many posts...

Okay, we're 'fficially doing a 36 tribute game. Everyone can nominate their reserve teams if you wish to have a third and fourth tribute here. Or, if you haven't nominated anyone yet, all four at once.

Infinity Ryujin and Dark Destruction have already submitted theirs, and I'm submitting my two; GRAND DAD◊ and Qario. We need 8 more for a full game, so first come, first served!

edited 22nd Aug '16 2:03:42 PM by Anomalocaris20

Okay.

Reserve: Zooey the Fox◊ and Charmy◊.

Zooey doesn't have much of a personality in the Sonic Boom cartoon aside from being Tails' girlfriend, but she's your typical gentle and nice girl.

Charmy is an hyperactive brat, but he's also friendly.