Hunger Games Simulator

At least Sonya has a fatality now...

Night 1

• So is this a rock band or a metal band?
• WTF ARE YOU FAPPING TO NIGHTS
• Cammy gets a group hug from a number of cute people... and Sonya.
• Sulka finds Monica's panicked expression rather troubling.
• Nero and Reala sob over their misfortunes. Misa comforts the latter.
• An epic rap war happens, and nobody dies. Laaaame!

Day 2

• Vyse kills Rem but leaves Misa be. Somehow. Perhaps Rem was already feeling really sad...
• Goodra pickpockets Misa's Death Note.
• Vitalya gains super strength!
• Grif pets the dog.
• Sulka decides she's had enough of talking people out of suicide, but Marisa does exactly that.
• An Invader trains a Pokemon, a toad, a baker and... someone in combat.
• Gogen finds Sonya's corpse. It is not pretty.

Deaths: Rem, Sonya Blade

I doubt any corpse would look pretty after being smushed by a boulder.

Nights Into Dreams? More like Nights Into Wet Dreams. -rimshot- I'm more worried about how Ostrich could possibly agree to that...threesome.

And FYI, Hiawatha was a warrior who co-founded the Iroquois Confederacy. Think George Washington, but for (certain tribes of) the Native Americans.

Gogen's reaction is so perfect in that scenario.

ROAD ROLLER D-

Wait, that's a boulder. Never mind.

Night 2

• Poor Rosanna really doesn't wanna be here...
• I wonder what Vaan did to piss off Hiawatha...
• Gogen wants to see another corpse, apparently.
• Board games, a rap war and yet another suicide attempt.
• Misa gets cozy with Hydreigon.
• A random wolf has Naoto for dinner.

Day 3

• Misa taking a selfie? That's... oddly in-character.
• Reala and Overdrive Ostrich form an unlikely alliance.
• Puffball gets jinxed.
• Invader Skoodge is being too friendly to a human.
• Monica heals Marisa as thanks for stopping her suicide attempt.
• The Gopniks spare Hydreigon's life.
• The NIGHTS end with Caesar.
• That's just lame, Grif.

Deaths: Vaan, Bulbasour, Naoto Shirogane, Puffball, Gaius Julius Caesar, NIGHTS, Grif

And Grif just fell into the same trap as Junkrat before him. And in case I'm not on later, seeing as I'm about to go to bed soon, here are my tributes for next season:

Team Liam Neeson: Qui-Gon Jinn◊ and Aslan◊

For reserves, Team Disney Villainesses: Maleficent◊ and Mother Gothel◊

How does one poison a (part-) Poison type?!

Night 3

• The resident bakers whip up some dessert after the barbeque gathering.
• Skoodge is insulted by how weak his much-larger opponent is.
• I sincerely hope that that sex scene was censored on TV...

Day 4

• Last one to climb the tree is a rotten egg- JINX!
• Skoodge ponders on how fun killing those puny humans is.
• Huh, I thought Hiawatha was the nature-loving kind.
• Rosanna once again provides dessert at a barbeque.

Arena Event: Hallucinogenic Mist

• D'aww, Shiny Luminous gave Totodile a lollipop! That's so- ...oh.
• The Gopniks share some diced Marisa.
• Nero and Misa are paranoid as fuck.
• A disappointingly large number of people don't get caught up in any shenanigans.

Deaths

Nero was on the both ends of assassination in her backstory, so it kinda makes sense. Said backstory also involves her choking a lion barehanded.

I'm sure Ro baked some Poke Puffs for Hydreigon.

Dammit...

Grif died as he lived!

Lazy.

And remember kids, use drugs, and you might kill an alien invader.

edited 6th Aug '16 5:33:30 AM by RandomWriter413

The last words Marisa has heard were "Ебать, ты лохушка" and an annoying high-pitched laugh as the pieces of Marisa fell to the ground.

Night 4

• Misa's exhausted after that ordeal.
• What are the Gopniks doing!?
• At least everyone else are unwinding in healthy ways... except Overdrive Ostrich, apparently.

The Feast

• Help! Cammy's got jam seeping out of her!
• Poor, poor Vitalya.
• Gogen cannot swim, I'm afraid.

Day 5

• Noooo! Not Ro's secret recipes!
• We need tributes and water, okay guys?

Deaths: Shiny Luminous, Cammy White, Vitalya, Gogen Stolntsev

Vitalya just got Aanged, yo. (sips water)

Ignore this.

edited 6th Aug '16 8:32:01 AM by arcada188

FFS, Jinx, you had one damn job... Why must my tributes be so goddamn inept that they keep dying unceremoniously?

Infinity's saltiness level is climbing.

edited 6th Aug '16 8:43:00 AM by InfinityRyujin

Ok, sorry, I'll edit it.

I am now officially sleep. Bump.

Team Perverts: Cheasel T. Weasel◊ and Ash Pedreiro.◊

Team Brutality: Lawnmover Man◊ and Bismuth◊ because I'm spoiler-hunting trash.

edited 6th Aug '16 4:05:57 PM by arcada188

Bleh... I donMt feel like hosting anymore... :/

So... Who's gonna wrap it all up, then?

I will, since I have the remaining pics.