The above avatar is now the president of the United States.

The US landmass is greatly expanded, and worries over global warming and rising sea level have subsided, despite the fact that team Magma originally planned to blow up a mountain and heat the Earth.

yeah, I will never understand how they thought blowing up a mountain could increase Earth's landmass

Surprisingly, he's really good at negotiating trades overseas, his cabinet is full of trustworthy dolphins who are not against gay marriage, and he even made a sensible way to end global warming.

Jesus turns the United States into humanity's salvation.

America is now a screwed up collection of states and races being separated and monitored at all times.

Peridot means well, with her utilitarian beliefs, and emotional displays.

But, Congress can't find her birth certificate, both radical groups of morons at the fringes of the parties are against her, and she has to follow the constitution!

Also, she fills the White House with meep-morps.

All is not lost, though! She's still able to pass a few laws to help mankind. And a few silly ones.

Also, the writer of Camp Pining Hearts is deported.

Same as Peridot, but Yellow just simply bitchslaps anyone in her way, and Humanity is either transported to the zoo, or killed. But at least her smexy Pearl will be unharmed.

Jesus saves humanity and also becomes the strongest person in the world in physical power.

She does massive government reforms and outlaws experimentation on people.

The entire inauguration disappears, and soon so does the rest of the population.

The US confuses the entire world by having two dozen presidents reigning at the same time.

The military invested in ink based weaponry... It's not as good as it sounds on paper.

The president just goes around defeating invading armies by himself, then doesn't do much other than that. It's all good.

She rules over the country with a literal iron fist.

i'm sorry.

America becomes more organized, since it is now being run in a very precise manner, like clockwork.

In Treize's America, trains run on time.

Also, America becomes a lot more militaristic.

She.

edited 29th Mar '17 11:29:34 AM by arcada188

The economy is now better because now we use trade for everything, and she kills her enemies with her gaze!

Sorry.

edited 31st Mar '17 8:59:12 AM by NegaKingKix

Everyone mandated to wear Shy Guy masks, essentially turning into an all woman country.

My apologizes, I wonder why the trend involves people into Shy Gals.

edited 29th Mar '17 11:36:30 AM by TheFarmboy

... Only women?

Aah, it was joke! I mean, you didn't have to change it, I just wanted to make a bit of a funny is all. But, yeah, the masks shift people.

The country is surrendered to the Empire. All according to plan...

edited 29th Mar '17 11:37:38 AM by BaconZorp

Shrimp sales go way up. Shrimp becomes the national dish.

Shriiiiiiiimp.

Gah, prawns. I wanna write prawns. Shrimp sounds weird.

The history curriculum is completely rewritten; now the history education involves playing crappy old video games and watching terrible old shows.

Daylight savings time becomes a national holiday.

Masks are part of school uniform.

The term "Dead presidents" will be outlawed throughout the country.

Every family now has a reverse one-child policy.

The government starts spending money on trying to find people with superpowers for the next 4 years.