Hydraloonie
Hydraloonie
from The northwestern Krusty Burger
Since: May, 2017
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hydraloonie
#877: Apr 15th 2018 at 12:53:56 PM
screw my trainer up the butthole!
Progress has it's stepping stones.
PINNACLE OF MAN
#878: Apr 15th 2018 at 1:25:01 PM
"Okay, so here's my tax records..."
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
arimothereindeer
Professional Professionalist
from here to eternity, that's where she takes me
Since: Dec, 2016
Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Professional Professionalist
#879: Apr 16th 2018 at 9:50:12 AM
I'm an aro-ace. No touchy for me.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#880: May 2nd 2018 at 4:01:16 AM
Yeah I'm not into dating or whatever...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Albino_Axolotl
from NC, United States
Since: Sep, 2017
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#882: May 6th 2018 at 1:21:37 PM
Get a real girl for once. I'm just an animated drawing.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
WilliamRadarStorm
my current job
from News Station NT
Since: Nov, 2013
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#883: May 6th 2018 at 1:25:35 PM
Eh. I'm bored of human hearts. You got any salad?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Goddess of Nature
#884: May 6th 2018 at 1:37:15 PM
I want to be slow!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Some_Person
He'll take the case!
from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey
Since: Jun, 2015
Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
#885: May 6th 2018 at 3:41:00 PM
Y'know demons don't sound all that bad.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Starbug
Dwar of Helium
from Variable
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Dwar of Helium
#886: May 6th 2018 at 5:09:14 PM
Oh, don't pay any attention to me.
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
TheWhiteWolf
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Since: Feb, 2015
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#887: May 22nd 2020 at 10:39:57 PM
I hate hunting, it's so cruel
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#888: May 22nd 2020 at 10:59:59 PM
lets not scam these people, eh Miguel?
#889: May 22nd 2020 at 11:15:49 PM
"Let's exterminate humanity for science!"
The League of Heroes
ginsengaddict
Not a Fragile Flower
from atop Olympus Mons in a Hero Pose
Since: Mar, 2010
Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Not a Fragile Flower
#890: May 22nd 2020 at 11:23:55 PM
Killing is boring.
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
JTTWlover
Heya there! I'm West.
from Chinese Heaven
Since: Mar, 2018
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#891: May 22nd 2020 at 11:29:49 PM
Greetings. I am Skeet the Spaceship.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#892: May 22nd 2020 at 11:36:29 PM
Please set me on fire.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
AutisticAlivia
I'm back, I guess.
from Everywhere on TV Tropes
Since: Sep, 2018
Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#893: May 23rd 2020 at 5:50:33 AM
I don't need a girl.
I can't think of a good signature.
TabbyGirl4
Ruler of Everything
from The Nowhere Islands
Since: Nov, 2018
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ruler of Everything
#894: May 23rd 2020 at 7:48:14 AM
I know where we are!
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
#895: May 23rd 2020 at 7:56:38 AM
Mwa ha ha ha, murder is fun!
The League of Heroes
Root of Star
#896: May 23rd 2020 at 8:02:15 AM
I am decently well-adjusted despite trauma
One day you're here, baby / And then you're gone.....
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#897: May 23rd 2020 at 12:53:17 PM
lets fight this guy without a convoluted plan involving my bubbles!
ginsengaddict
Not a Fragile Flower
from atop Olympus Mons in a Hero Pose
Since: Mar, 2010
Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Not a Fragile Flower
#898: May 24th 2020 at 12:09:29 AM
Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Centre.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Shall we play a game?
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
VidExGuy
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
Since: Apr, 2020
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
#899: May 24th 2020 at 12:29:23 AM
“This ship you CAN take”
Forum signature.
#900: May 24th 2020 at 11:35:58 AM
"Hey Geese, let's join forces and take over the world!"
The League of Heroes
Total posts: 1,428
You all know I'm a dude, right?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.