Push the button?

Yeah...no push. One last thing I need is Doom Slayer hating my guts.

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You can infinitely create and control/manipulate/weaponize/whatever junk food of all and every kind, and sustain off the junk food you create indefinitely.

BUT'

You are terminally unhealthy, bent out of shape (as in morbidly obese and supremely nonathletic), and cannot eat anything and everything else but junk food only ever again.

Edited by Dhiruxide on Jun 25th 2020 at 5:56:51 PM

Noperino! On a side note, I have a feeling that you'd enjoy reading this story.

You get the power to go ghost

BUT

You're under the threat of being dragged into the afterlife by angels and demons on a daily basis.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 25th 2020 at 5:02:29 PM

Nope.

You get an infinite supply of your favorite food

BUT

Spongebob and Patrick become your roommate, and they will never leave you. Ever.

Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 26th 2020 at 6:28:09 PM

Nope, mostly because I'm assuming an infinite amount of my favorite food would cause a universe-destroying black hole.

Something positive happens.

BUT

Something negative happens.

Push. Thats just how it be sometimes

You can teleport

BUT

It takes the same amount of energy as just walking to your destination.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

push. as long as i don't try anything too reckless it should be a major convenience. plus, energy spent without exercising! thats great!

YOU CAN: erase anything from existence by holding a cross forward and screaming 'THE POWER OF JESUS REPELS YOU'

BUT: you have to permanently dress as a crusader. 24/7.

Nope.

Your favorite videogame/anime/tv show/book gets a new installment that comes out right now and you can buy it.

BUT

Spongebob and Patrick are now your roommates and they will never leave you alone.

Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 26th 2020 at 8:41:10 PM

I'll push it. Killing them isn't that hard: just leave them underneath a heat lamp.

You will get the perfect shave every time

BUT

You have to get a new razor every time because it breaks afterwards.

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Jun 26th 2020 at 11:22:19 AM

Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.

You monster.

No.

Your favorite videogame/anime/tv series gets a new installment, and you can also get your most favorite thing ever!

BUT

You lose the ability to be pessimistic, meaning that you can ONLY be optimistic and positive all the time.

Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 26th 2020 at 10:30:27 PM

Push damn it, push!

And since I hate it when people sandwichpost (Oggy please stop doing that), I will pass. I'd rather deal with a dulled blade than buy a new one every 5-7 days.

You become: Cthulhu

But

Your original personality dies, and have no control over your actions.

Edited by Dhiruxide on Jun 26th 2020 at 5:32:40 PM

so I just become Cthulhu.. yeah, no

YOU GET: a yankee

BUT: it has no brim

No, and i'm not sure what that is.

You get to travel with your favorite fictional character

BUT

Spongebob and Patrick are with you, too.

Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 26th 2020 at 10:34:18 PM

So I get to travel with BOTH my favorite fictional characters?! Hell yeah!

You get a good thing

BUT

You get an equal or worse bad thing

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

Isn't this an anti-joke? Depends on how bad the consequences are.

You get a free pizza!

BUT

You must enter a Temple of Doom to get it!

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

I know I'm not Indy, so...

You get to purchase free diamond rings,

BUT

You need to get to them before the ninjas steal them.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

I know I'm no ninja, so...

You get a dollar.

BUT

You die in all realities where you didn't push this button.

Edited by DeepFiemott on Jun 26th 2020 at 10:50:31 AM

Looks like I have to push it, then, in case any of my alternate-timeline selves did.

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The lifespans of you and everyone important to you are doubled

BUT

an equal number of other people die immediately.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

Nope, need to avert Protagonist-Centered Morality.

You can experience a work of fiction of your choice with all your memories of it erased to be enjoyed new again.

BUT

You must all lose your memories of another work of fiction that you don't choose, instead it is chosen such that it is the worst choice.

Edited by DeepFiemott on Jun 26th 2020 at 2:35:58 AM

No push. A lot of the enjoyment I derive from most of my favourite works comes after the initial viewing.

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You can have any superpower of your choice

BUT

your lifespan is shortened by the amount of time you spend using that power.

Edited by ArgoTheBlank on Jul 3rd 2020 at 2:05:08 PM

Push it! If I choose time freezing, no time passes while I use the power. Exploited!

You can achieve anything you really want...

But if you decide that you really want something, you repeat the day over and over until you get said thing, with no other way to stop it.

Sounds like a fair trade to me.

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You can necromance any thread you want

BUT

you can never play them again.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

Press, it will be a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

You get creative control of your favorite show, and your changes will be popular with the fanbase.

But

Your least favorite show becomes ten times as popular.

"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."

That implies I care. Which I don't. Push it.

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You can be the best in your skill,

BUT!

You have to be stuck in a game akin to Danganronpa.

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Dec 9th 2020 at 12:34:12 AM

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Press. im gonna win. =)

You get to be a glorious hero, beloved by the world!

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But You cannot save everyone, and you most intense battles aka the ones the movies will be made about will haunt you to the point you'll have nightmares every time you see something that reminds you of them.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

The best heroes are the ones who are genuinely tortured instead of angsting, so yeah, I'll push it.

Your voice permanently has your favorite accent

BUT

Everyone you know have terrible accents of the same language.

Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.