Destroy The Godmodder

6/15 The Marines are on their way, armed with a vast array of airstrikes.

2/50 I work to harness the world's energy; I set out to build a Mammon Machine

I take out a portable volcano and have it erupt on the carrier.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

^Dialoglog 

So...what crazy thing should we do?

I dunno, seems to me all we do is spam high-charge moves.

Are you saying we should use moves that only use charges up to 5ish?

...I...guess?

5hut up!!!  5umm0n1n6 50m30n3 t0 k1ll y0u h3r3!!!!!!

Screw you all.

Even li'l ol' me?

Especially you.

...and you?

Yes. Especially-er me.

could we weaponize this somehow?

   5HUT.  UP.   

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Movie: 5/20 The Cracked staff seem to have some interest in this...

Doctor #? (TARDIS summon): 5/7

Cassandra: 3/10

(Cracked staff: 18)

edited 4th Jun '14 2:17:22 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I grab another horn, and summon in an angelic orchestra for one turn, which because angels don't practice music, turns out pretty darn bad. (let's just assume all A Gs have soundproof, okay?)

Boo-boo: 4/7

edited 4th Jun '14 3:43:02 PM by Tabbune

Still filling paperworks... 6/15

The comm operator asks who the engineer is, but he assures that he's an old acquintance of the admiral. 6/15

With Cleavebanners destroyed, Jax switches back to his lamp post and tries to go out in a blaze of glory.

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

I splash Jax with five more healing potions, then look to see the cruisers preparing for something. "It'd be really nice if the Geth would show up right now," I think to myself before having the Goblin General fire off several 75% charged laser blasts from the still-charging cannon at the cruisers. Leaping onto a Grox bomber, I stab the pilot through the cockpit and hijack the vehicle, then fly towards the cruisers and drop bombs on them.

The Witch-King uses his magic to assault the cruisers, then joins Jax to provide him with backup.

Charges: 5/7

Geth: 7/10

Falcon Punch: 2/5

My aim is thrown off again, this time by the honking of a medium duty diesel truck catch my attention and soon three speed by me, coming to a stop behind the godmodders steps. The drivers quickly jump out and run to unload, bars of steel, slabs of plywood, cables...I run over to offer my assistance. Alarmed at first by my weapon, I assure the crew I have nothing but good intentions...

"Were we just rejected?" Lacey asks. "Pssh, he's confused. Probably doesn't speak English. Luckily for you two, I happen to know all languages that matter." Angelina answers. "Forget him, we've got bigger problems." Velvet says, directing their attention to something in the distance. Shark Boy, having departed from the Revenge and making a b-line for them...for revenge.

Wood breaks, powder spills and contents below crash about as the Revenge is hit. The sharks are knocked to the edges, except Shark Boy, who bailed earlier. Pocketing his flask for the moment, Burchill raises his sword, causing a rope to fall from the Revenge into his free hand and lift him back on deck. "Sharks, you are free to swim away if you so choose, but I promise you, Queen Anne's Revenge will not sink." and with another trust he activates a Fire-Breathing Weapon on the bow which singes the Grox carrier.

I sit and breathe deeply, UWA is much easier to set up...and then I fall on my face as the truck whose trailer I parked my behind on suddenly speeds off, hot wired by the Beautiful People just in time to escape Shark Boy's wrath. He jumps over me as vainly tries to catch the vehicle before it accelerates too much.

Beautiful People gone: charge boosted: Ring of Honor Reinforcements 6/6

Thus begins The ROH: Destroy The Godmodder Event. The twelve Dozen rowdy fans already in attendance begin banging on the barricades as they notice they're on camera, which pans to show more streaming into the seats before focusing on the ring where announcer Scarlett Bordeaux shouts over their racket.

"Godmodder, the boys in the back are willing to do anything it takes to protect the inbound links TV Tropes brings in. All the same, we have a code that dictates we offer you a level playing field: A five on five elimination tag match. Yourself and the best four wrestlers you can find in your Grox fleet against Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish, The Ring Of Honor Tag Team Champions reDragon-The Ring Of Honor Television Champion, Machismo King Jay Lethal-The Ring Of Honor World Champion, Adam Cole-And last but not least, our head booker, Delirious!" She pauses as the crowd has gotten too loud to talk over even with the aid of the microphone.

edited 4th Jun '14 8:24:31 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

I form my charges into some sort of star cannon. Pointing it towards the fleet of Grox, I launch a couple star shots towards a carrier.

The beast is convinced, but it questions its power after its defeat. I begin converging my dream strength, and empower the beast beyond its basic capabilities. 9/10

The mages continue their search... 18/30

edited 5th Jun '14 4:30:04 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I teleport into the Grox cruiser with the lesser amount of health- scratch that, the one that isn't being attacked(or is being attacked the least). I don't want to be caught in a crossfire, even if the hull is thick. I then begin sabotaging the charging system, so it can't fire.

The rock finally ends up in another dimension, and lands next to Pionoplayer. Pionoplayer wonders where the rock has come from, and also why he is talking in third person. 4/10.

I start to use the darksteel to make an item. 4/???.

Now, the tricky part is going to be to convince this particular person to help me. Gcat usually isn't very helpful, even if it's important. Maybe if I used some fish? 3/5.

I have no idea what I'm going to make. Darksteel Armor? A sword? Suggestions or help would be nice.

edited 5th Jun '14 9:31:18 AM by Wereael

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20

Q&A: Ichigo, you cannot gain any bonus from charges you have not expended, you cannot use the power boost of a 3/5 charge without cutting that charge down to 3/3 and using it as such. Also, since its the last day of school, the post limit has been raised to two per round. And yes, rounds end/begin with my world updates.

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jondanger launches an antimatter missile at the carrier mini-critting for 3000 damage. Phil offers the godmodder some nice refreshing lemonade, and even pours it down the godmodder's throat for him, what a thoughtful thing to do. Earl erupts his portable volcano on the carrier for 1500 damage, dimentiosome continues arguing with himself, Tabbune summons the worst angelic orchestra ever which deals 500 damage to both cruisers, and Ichigo attempts to heal Jax, but Jax has already run off, so Ichigo instead crashes a bomber while attempting to learn how to fly it.

The Ring of Honor event begins, the godmodder merely smiles... Heralding the return of the terror kraken. Five minutes later the event has ended with the godmodder the winner, five badly injured wrestlers, and one kraken that goes on to have an extremely successful wrestling career, leaving the godmodder forever. Wordless wields the power of the mighty star cannon and deals a hefty mini-crit of 7500 damage to the carrier. Wereael attempts to sabotage the weapons systems of the more damaged cruiser, but instead of breaking them, causes a small bombardment aimed at the other, dealing 1000 damage. Pionoplayer notices a rock, slaps piono for attempting to narrate his actions, then throws the rock back into this thread, continuing its journey.

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Battlefield:

Cyborg Phil launches himself up to the cruisers, along with Jax and the witch-king. Cyborg Phil and the Witch-King smash into the hull of one as hard as they can, dealing 2500 damage, before leaving Jax to attempt to finish it. All of the fighters and bombers convene on his position, Jax, bats some of them out of the air, but continues pounding into the cruiser to deal as much damage as he can. The barrage finally hits him. 7 fighters, 5 bombers, and 13000 of the carrier's health points are gone, and so is Jax.

Too little, too late, the cruisers unleash a massive coordinated bombardment with the destroyers, killing cyborg phil, dealing 2000 damage to burchil, 4500 damage to Herobrine, 2500 to the bugblatter beast, 2000 damage to the witch-king, and 1500 damage to M0rg07h. Herobrine and M0rg07h, enraged at this massive attack, counter-attack the most heavily damaged cruiser, totaling it, the bugblatted beast gets angry as well, eating seven bombers.

The carrier unleashes 10 more fighters and bombers. The godmodder stabs M0rg07h with an extra-large version of Narsil for 3000 damage.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 84/100

Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 5000/50000

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 24000/25000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Grox Destroyer x2 [PG]: Hp: 8000/10000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 6000/10000

Grox Bomber x29 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Grox Fighter x24 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 11000/25000

Burchil [AG]: Hp: 2000/10000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 19500/25000

Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 6000/8500

M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 5500/11000

edited 5th Jun '14 12:53:34 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

what constitutes as the end and beginning of a round. Is it when that one guy quantifies all the previous poster's actions?

I am the once and future king.

After witnessing Jax's last stand and the events after it, I retrieve Jax's lamp post and use it to smash a bomber out of the sky before tossing it to Fury. After that, I splash Burchill and the Witch-King with healing potions, then throw a grenade into the carrier's exhaust port.

The Witch-King smashes a bomber with his mace, sending it towards a fighter.

Charges: 6/7

Geth: 8/10

Falcon Punch: 3/5

I launch a huge drill at the carrier, aiming to pierce its chassis and perhaps its engine

Marine strike progress: 7/15

I start work on building the Mammon Machine. 3/50

I also hand the godmodder a copy of The Guide, bookmarked with an entry including the passage "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a good meal for visiting tourists", in hopes of giving him a false sense of security.

edited 5th Jun '14 4:03:50 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I throw an Anti-Matter Grenade at the Cruiser.

Plan:

16/50 (Hold)

Fishing:

15/15 DUKE FISHRON SUMMONED!

Badmins:

5/20

I catch the lamppost and thanks Ichigo. Jax might be gone, but the Institute still have 118 champions left.

I ask Bob to summon a certain champion. He doesn't approve the idea, but a couple hundred gold rectifies that. 1/10

Holy crap, that is a lot of red tape. 7/15

There's a suspicious amount of female chattering on the background. 7/15

I double check the naval bases. Apperently one is owned by the Trader's Emergency Coalition, and the other is a part of the Imperial Japanese Navy.

Huh.

One of the engineers jury-rigged a MAASTRC-US rocket pod and fires it at the carrier.

edited 5th Jun '14 3:55:58 PM by ArmoredFury

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

Ragyo - As Ragyo dons Shinra Koketsu, millions of life fibers stream out from her last Kamui. 4/5

Aizen - Boil forth and deny, grow numb and flicker... 3/8

Meanwhile, something stirs in the darkness of Las Noches.. 1/25

Another Q&A, and thank you for answering that last on, btw. *Hands the godmodder a coupon for free cookies* If each post can boost each charge by one, and 3 charges are active, can two charges stall and one charge receive 2 extra charges? Or, if that doesn't work, in on post can one charge loose a point and donate that point to another charge in the same post? (only once though)

edited 5th Jun '14 4:28:50 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

No! Cyborg Phil! I run into the the Godmodder's bunker where I cry my eyes out and place several pounds of plastic explosives.

10/15 Satanmodder The circle is complete!

9/10 Geth

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

^Dialoglog 

Well.

Hmm?

This is fun and all...but...we kinda need to shake it up a bit.

It's just gonna fall in a plot hole.

Hmm...

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Movie: 6/20 Annnnnnnd Chris is on board.

Doctor #? (TARDIS summon): 6/7

Cassandra: 4/10

(Cracked staff: 18)

edited 5th Jun '14 7:49:06 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

"Looks like you missed cap. Seein as this ship's already beached, don't seem like much reason to stay on, it can't go down any further." said Shark Boy, as he climbed back on Queen Anne's Revenge. "Relax mate. Like Stone Cold said, forget fear, drink beer!" Paul Burchill answers, sipping from his flask again. "Wasn't in those exact words, and he didn't have his family... Shark Boy then jumps as Paul drunkenly have his sword around, causing the Revenge to let off another stream of fire at the Grox Carrier.

17 That was a let down. I never attended such an awful Ring Of Honor show before. True, this one was free but I was still angry after seeing such great champions wasted in that five minute farce. Not thinking clearly, I randomly fire my borrowed rifle to let of steam...and the bullet happens to travel toward the Grox cruiser.

Of course, I failed to see the big picture. The godmodder may have brushed all of the then ROH title holders, but in doing so he gave its head booker the terror Kraken, who is now being trained in the ROH academy by Daizee Haze while Delirious recovers and books it as the top face of the soon to be revealed aquatic division. ROH Destroy The godmodder is not over, it's just on hold.

I attempt play the worst sound possible, a schoolgirl's scream.

Boo-boo: 5/7

edited 5th Jun '14 11:53:29 PM by Tabbune

I run around recklessly, picking up a couple more stars for the next barrage.

10/10 The beast cackles with glee, as I open forth a portal to the real world. First, an incredibly long, wide, jet black, paper thin limb steps out of the portal. Next, a similar pair of arms, but with knife-like fingers, each dripping a foul, poisonous liquid. Then the head, bowed, but with a face contorted in indescribable agony. And still, it releases a hollow, breathless laugh. Nightmare Beast summomned.

Its arms extend, reaching up into the sky, spearing through the carriers, weaving its claws through them.

The mages fail to find anything that interests them in the average, typical spell books. But, they find a rare copy of the book of forbidden rituals. 19/30

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

Q&A: Ichigo! Stop trying to do ten things at once! You get one uncharged action. ONE!!!. You guys can do an extra action trying to attack the godmodder, but only one basic-entity related action per round. Also, GM does not stand for godmodder, GM stands for game master. just so you know. And no lord herobrine, you are not allowed to put extra charges into one of your things, you've got to do it one at a time and you can't cannibalize a charge to boost one you already have going, although you are allowed to change it into a new charge or split it into multiple smaller ones if you have space. Also, I might not be updating tomorrow, but if I do, it will be early in the morning.

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Ichigo deals 250 damage to a bomber and the carrier, and heals Burchil and the witch-king for the same amount. Earl launches a massive drill at the carrier, dealing 1500 damage to it, and then gives the godmodder a copy of the Guide. The godmodder laughs, it seems once the bugblatter beast is dead it will taste good as well. Jondanger deals 1500 damage to the cruiser with an antimatter grenade. Holy crap... That is one ugly shark. Duke Fishron summoned! fury continues working with the naval bases and begins summoning the replacement for Jax. He then fires some Mac Guyvered rocket pods at the carrier, dealing 1250 damage.

Lord Herobrine gives the godmodder some free cookies, and philosopher attempts to blow up the godmodder's bunker, but can't find it, it seems to be hidden. Indirect gets a critical hit when her round causes an extremely improbable chain of events then ends with the cruiser's engine falling off. 6000 damage. Tabbune plays an absolutely horrible sound (I'm guessing its horrible because that's how he described it, I still haven't taken out my earplugs) and crashes the bomber ichigo attacked earlier. Wordless summons a Nightmare Beast.

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Battlefield:

The witch-king obliterates a bomber, and Burchil's drunken firing and the Nightmare beast finish the crippled carrier. Herobrine and Duke Fishron fly up and destroy one of the destroyers, the ravenous bugblatter beast makes a nice meal of some of the visiting tourists (ten of the fighters to be exact), and M0rg07h smashes up 5 of the bombers.

The Grox open fire, dealing 1500 damage to Herobrine, 500 damage to Burchil, 1000 damage to the bugblatter beast, 1250 damage to the witch-king, 750 damage to M0rg07h, 500 damage to Duke Fishron, and 250 damage to the Nightmare Beast. The godmodder drops a bridge on Burchil, killing him and smashing the Revenge to pieces.

It seems that the rest of the Grox fleet is en route, they'll be arriving in two rounds, deal as much damage as possible and prepare for another nasty fight.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 84/100

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 16500/25000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 8000/10000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 6000/10000

Grox Bomber x22 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Grox Fighter x14 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 9500/25000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 18500/25000

Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 5000/8500

M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 4750/11000

Duke Fishron [AG]: Hp: 17000/17500

Nightmare Beast [AG]: Hp: 10750/11000

edited 6th Jun '14 9:51:39 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I Take out a RPG, and shoot several missiles at the Grox Cruiser.

After being thrown by Pionoplayer, the rock goes back into Paradox Space. 5/10.

I finish up smelting the Darksteel into a usable form. 5/???.

Upon offering Gcat several metric tons of fish (redeemable in any known universe), he agrees to help my cause. 4/5.

@Wordless Summons: Deciding to help your mages, I give them a book from my own personal collection, the Forbidden Book Of Forbidden Dark Rituals. 20/30.

edited 6th Jun '14 10:08:38 AM by Wereael

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20

For some reason, this didn't work. ???? =/

edited 7th Jun '14 10:24:33 AM by Wereael

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20

The TEC base said that the engineer can pick a fleet of frigates or a single capital ship. Naturally, he chooses the latter. 8/15

The IJN admiral is on the line and is having a small talk with the engineer. 8/15

League Champion: 2/10

I perform some fancy katas and channel my ki to the AGs, boosting their damage output for the next round.

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

Ragyo ~ Now, awaken. Every Last Life Fiber! Return to your Original Form 5/5

~ One million Life fibers answer the Call of Ragyo and, coalescing into the Original Life Fiber the size of Neptune/(or The Earth, if that's too big), the abomination hurtles itself at the Grox fleet, intent on massive splash damage.

Aizen - "Disrupt Sleep"... 4/8

Deep within the bowels of the grand fortress, the Hogyoku awakens from it's slumber 2/25

edited 6th Jun '14 10:31:24 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.