Meh own orginal character geiz!
my current job
I really thought it would help my career.
What's with the tape recorder?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Boisterous woman
I'm not working with the police if that what you're implying.
Alright, who the fuck stole my Cheetos?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Chester the Cheetah did. It's what you get for stealing his Cool Shades!
Why did you rig a bomb to the teacher's desk?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Boisterous woman
How else am I going to pass this class without threating the teachers life?
Honey, we need to talk about this yugioh obsession.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Zangoose nobody likes
What? There's nothing wrong with really liking something! Who took my doritos!?
"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
Meh own orginal character geiz!
Ash did! He has an unsettling problem with it!
Who took my honey?!
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
Tief girl with eartude
Not me! I'm sweet enough already.
Who drank my mead!?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
my current job
Why are you wearing suspenders and a belt?
edited 16th Jul '15 10:37:16 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Boisterous woman
I lost a bet.
Why did you kill my family?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Scarlet Witch
Someone had to pay for not getting me Hyrule Warriors last Christmas.
Dude, where the fuck is my Wii U at?!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
my current job
TSA has it.
Where are your badges?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
In their sets!
Why are badgers eating mushrooms?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Boisterous woman
I've been trying to civilize them.
why the fuck do you have 500 pounds of crack in your garage?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Sure it looks, smells, and tastes like crack powder; but it's actually a new medicine I've been producing to cure crack addicts in a more subtle manner. Have forensics study this stuff if you don't believe me; it's chemically different.
Why did you pee into the frying oil?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Dread Pirate Captain
I thought this dish could use a little bit of ammonia as a flavouring.
WHY IS THE TOILET PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE THE FREAKING MOUTH OF SARLACC?!
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Meh own orginal character geiz!
Because you asked me decorate it, remember?
Why did you paint the floor green?
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
Boisterous woman
Because I like the color green.
for the last time, we're not having a crocodile as a pet!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Meh own orginal character geiz!
But it lays eggs! We'll have free food!
Why did you make TV Tropes ruin my life?
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
Dread Pirate Captain
Uh, sorry! I honestly thought the discussion of tropes could help with your literature class coursework...
Why is there a bounce house on my roof?
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Asgore Adopts Noelle
A Tornado blew it up there. Duh.
What happened to your Conjoined Twin?
Boisterous woman
Currently is living in mexico.
Why is the dog on fire?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
my current job
Because it worked with the fire department. Duh.
Why am I a cake?!
edited 17th Jul '15 11:31:24 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Boisterous woman
Well it wasn't my fault you picked the short stick!
why are you in prison?
edited 17th Jul '15 1:29:15 PM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
We all go through weird periods...
Why is their blood coming from the walls?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."