Classy up a meme

As an additional point, the sire I am introducing to you has been bestowed the title of John Cena!

And his name is John Cena!

Exasperation! This accursed electronic entertainment program, despite being primarily my own creation, still manages to confound me by how frequently its sheer complexity causes me to overlook important details!

Stupid complicated game!

I will the device used for frying food and drinks (commonly unhealthy) which is round with a handle and grey as a device used for keeping me dry!

I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!

My identity starts with G and rhymes with root.

The junior of the sibling pair known as the Mario Bros. is henceforth deceased.

Au contraire, he remains quite unharmed!

The day named for the great Norse god Odin has come upon us, my dear fellows.

(INHUMAN SHRIEK)

I enjoy having the meal of hams that have been steam fried, though they taste very similar to the ones at Hershmal Krustofski's Burger chain company.

If you choose to join the forces of evil, I will make the fortress resembling your face the most grandiose and glorious on the entire continent of Koridai, but if you reject my offer, you will most surely perish.

Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai, or else you will die!

"Johnathan, Johnathan?" "Yes, Father?"
"Consuming granulated sucrose?" "No, Father."
"Intentionally stating falsehoods?" "No, father."
"Please reveal the contents of your oral cavity." "Oh-ho-ho!"

The writings considered to be the most sacred among the Jedi Order!

As a sign of precaution, the following graphical representation will give you the feeling of discomfort.

WARNING: CURSED IMAGE

I have noticed this flying creature beside me which appears to be similar to another flight-capable animal I have heard of before. Could it possibly be a member of the group Columbidae?

Is this a pigeon?

"Alas, my good fellow, my speedrun has been thwarted by the machinations of the Random Number Generator!"

"I lost the run to RNG, dude!"

My word, this is a particularly refreshing beverage. Might I know its nature?

Why, it's a mixed fruit drink, the exact composition escaping me, but colloquially referred to as "skeletal nociception juice".

Indeed? Well, its flavor is exquisite. ... Argh! The pain! My skeletal structure!

Bone-hurting juice.

Possible ripostes intended for the unexceptional sequence of words: "I harbour deep feelings of attraction concerning you":
Subject A: I must express gratitude for what you have done.^* Thanks.
Subject B: *sounds and movements implying amusement and ease of agitation*^* *nervous laughter*
Subject C: My sympathy for your misfortune displeases me, I apologise.^* I'm sorry.
Subject D: I beg the question of who would fail to do so.^* Who doesn't?
Subject E: I would reconsider your judgment, as I find it sincerely oafish.^* A horrible decision, really.
Subject F: *uncontrolled chortling*^* *hysterical laughter*
Subject G: *manipulates digits into a contortion shaped akin to a weapon whose purpose is to propel bullets*^* *finger guns*
Subject H: I had prior knowledge and awareness of this fact.^* I know.
Subject I: I wish to enquire into your reasoning for this.^* Why?
Subject J: *molecular vibrations implying excitement*^* YEET!
Subject K: I express pity at the fact that no living being shall ever return your affections.^* If only there were someone out there who loved you.

Alternative responses to "I love you"

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Aug 29th 2018 at 6:13:27 PM

-strikes the roof of an automobile- This uncouth young male is capable of storing a copious amount of whatever subject matter one desires.

How may I assist you, leader of our monarchy named Dedede?

I require the assistance of a supernatural entity to remove a small pink sphere from the country.

That is the area we perform best in at Nightmare Enterprises.

Make sure to guarantee the return of your currency should this fail!

Greetings, I would like to purchase some foodstuffs for my consumption.

I apologize, sir. The equipment in which we use to prepare the food is currently in disrepair.

That is unfortunate but I sympathize with your predicament. I hope that you enjoy the remainder of your day.

"This tree fragment pleases me. Most tree fragments please me."

"allow me to bed you. if you would be so kind."

"I refuse, Ronald. Seek out Rebecca."

"would you enjoy some fornicate?"

"No Ronald, I would not enjoy some fornicate-"

"i have brought you the color that refracts over the shortest wavelength."

My, that is quite a bit of dilapidation.

My personage does not hold any enforcement over the rate at which crustaceans of the family Nephropidae undergo a cessation of biological functions!

The canines are all acceptable, Brent.

"Good sir, I would like to purchase two servings of the ninth item listed on your menu, one more serving of the ninth item but at an increased size, the sixth item listed on your menu with an increased amount of condiments on the side, the seventh item listed on your menu, two servings of the forty fifth item listed on your menu, one with some fermented milk, and a large serving of carbonated sugar water."

Big Smoke's order

Our heavenly body, containing the numerous living beings and homo sapiens! *fist strike*
The indefinite sequence of existence and events, I demand your paralysis!
The correct moment has come to terminate this skirmish!
This objects has existence as a large vehicle used to crush thoroughfares! *onomatopoeia indicating explosion*
Nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory, nugatory!
I intend to reduce you to a level plane with my power!

DIO's steamroller/ROAD ROLLER DA, dialogue taken from All-Star Battle

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Sep 29th 2018 at 10:36:35 AM