The worst music ever.

Fuck Metallica, the heaviest thing those kids regularly listen to is probably Green Day.

Yes let's totally insult the bands because it's totally their fault that people like them.

This is probably the most stereotypical metalhead conversation I've ever seen on this forum. All you need to do now is bash Soulja Boy and Justin Bieber.

There's insulting bands and there's insulting little kids who think distorted guitars are the most badass things ever. You think I'm joking about the Green Day thing, but surely you've seen copypastas that decry pop/hip-hop artists and laud commercial rock bands like Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, and Green Day.

Who gives a damn what a bunch of little kids on the internet think?

If I cared about people's opinions about my favorite genre I'd be foaming at the mouth constantly. Let them be ignorant if you think they're so ignorant.

And I for one, like Green Day.

Trust me, I do let them waddle in their own ignorance. Thank you, Firefox add-ons. I guess it's less "baffled" and more "amused" at the memories of these comments. And I mildly enjoyed Green Day up until I heard "21 Guns", but that's not what we're here to talk about.

If it makes you feel better, all the bands I listen to have people like that too. All of them. On every single video.

Luckily, there's such a thing called Youtube Comment Snob.

I'm lucky, I just have to deal with Li'l Wayne being called a faggot.

I probably shouldn't care what other people do on the internet, but this particular thing really annoys me.

I'll admit, the best way to deal with my annoyance isn't ranting about it on the internet, but I just hate it when these kids think that the genre needs defending from "mainstream pop shit", and act as "crusaders for real rock and metal" by watching a Justin Bieber video en masse and calling it an attack. I'm generally too lazy to really get irritated at stuff like this, but their Metal Militia bullshit rubs me entirely the wrong way.

Anyway, I'll stop derailing the thread now. What was the thread's original topic, again?

A terrible CD a troper was given.

Have I ever mentioned Big Bertie? I should get one of those vinyl-to-mp3 things and upload that sometime. Because it's amazing.

That weird-ass circus music.

Okay, I've finally listened to the OP. I think everything we've contributed to our Shitty Music project is infinitely more listenable than that.

I'm debating whether I should post "I Like Riding Horses". It was this song that my band did on a lark that manages, somehow, to loop from Bad to Good to Horrible and back again over the course of less than four minutes through the sheer force of its Stylistic Suck.

And that's just what our bassist thinks...

edited 26th Apr '11 4:02:57 AM by JHM

I'm sorry, but that song was so bad, it was hilarious.

@JHM

Do it damnit.

The worst music for me is the Llama song, seriously.

edited 13th May '11 12:02:45 AM by sabrina_diamond

...As a faggot, I am deeply offended by this comparison.

The worst song I've heard recently is the Jedward song for Eurovision. It's probably terrible enough to win. We'll see.

I can't believe I forgot Jedward in my worst band name list.

It's an unofficial name, really, invented for the sake of convenience. I don't know if they market themselves as Jedward or not.

Whoops, wrong thread

Edit: Also Jedward are representing Ireland for Eurovision. WTF

edited 14th May '11 7:19:10 AM by AsTheAnointed

BUMP.

There.