What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

"View Tv Ads"

...Why would I want to do that by choice, Ad Bot?

Also, I don't want an iPhone, iPad, or iApocalypse.

edited 8th Apr '11 11:02:11 AM by Saigyouji

TV wall mounts.

I don't even own a TV.

Dominos- Fuck you, Adbot!!! Now I'm hungry!

• Art Institute of Pittsburgh (hell of a commute, I'm in New York)
• Turbo Tax (did 'em, at a different site, a couple of weeks ago)

Now it wants me to take a "quick survey" but has no indication as to what the survey is.

It's trying to sell me "secret words that will make him fall in love with you!"

...thanks, adserver, apparently I'm a creepy stalker who's desperate for a man now.

No, I do not plan to attend University of Phoenix....

No matter how often you show me the ad, Adbot, I'm still not going to the University of Phoenix.

Why do I keep getting stuck with this and Google AdWords? Where are my gay dating/creepy stalker sites? Where are my Harlequin romance novels? Damn it, Adbot! At least give me something fun to work with!

edited 9th Apr '11 10:19:51 PM by Malph

Actually, Payless, I am looking for cute wedges for Spring (and Summer). Good job, AdBot.

The adbot thinks I want to go to college online, even though I have yet to graduate from High School.

There's a banner ad that says "Overcome stage fright You can be a star".

Sorry, Adbot, but I've never had a problem with stage fright. Which is weird because I'm an extremely shy person.

And I don't really want to be a star.

At least there are different ads now.

edited 9th Apr '11 11:07:33 PM by Malph

Every time I view the main page, the ads are promoting this online game called 9 Empires, which appears to be a Heroes Of Might And Magic ripoff. Since I play Heroes, the ad server got it right, but I'm holding back my membership until future advertisements reveal their true colours.

edited 10th Apr '11 12:00:46 AM by DarkDecapodian

I just looked up Heifer International, and got ads at another site for Heifer International. Maybe if I repeat Heifer International in this post. everyone else will also get ads for Heifer International.

(Seriously, they do great work and I think you should support them.)

Commercial Ford trucks. How very exciting.

...but then, an Eva 2.22 ad just showed up, so I guess it evens out.

I have no idea what the hell the thing in one of the Groupon ads is, but it doesn't look edible.

edited 12th Apr '11 12:52:43 PM by Malph

Now I am getting ads for TV wall mounts and dancewear.

Adbot, I already have a surf stick. If I didn't, I wouldn't be in the internet right now.

I'm also not interested in cars, much less a Taiwanese car exhibition.

And I have no use for a customized toolbar for my website. Because I have none.

Those have to be some really good buttlift jeans in order to give me a butt, adserver.

Edit: And upon clicking the ad and looking at your size chart, all your buttlift jeans are too big for me anyway.

edited 14th Apr '11 1:10:19 PM by Ozbourne

I just now — today — saw an ad for a "luxury Pesach vacation." A little late now.

No, I do not need a Tivo. Not even if you repeat yourself.

I don't want to "make him addicted to me".

See, I'm sure the dresses look good on your target consumer. However, I don't think your target consumer happens to be anything with a beard.

DATE WEALTHY MEN!

... do you think I'm a gold-digger, adserver?

A celebrity lunch, with Paula Deen. I'm sorry adbot, I thought you said celebrity.

Nor do I want to learn how to share my book with millions of readers. I haven't even written a book.

edited 27th Apr '11 1:35:53 PM by tehjinx

20 million visitors may be looking for my business? Sweet!

Wait, I don't remember owning a business. Did this happen overnight?