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A NS one about Pope John the 12th.
It's a lot more exciting than that sounds.
I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117
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I read about him on Wikipedia, and a lot of the testimonies against him are "He did this really bad thing which I didn't witness myself by I know he totally did!"
Ukrainian Red Cross
Fanatical Dabbler
Technically SFW, weirdly enough, in that you can't see any genitals or female nipples. But not really.
= Spindriver =
C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C
𐀀𐀩𐀯𐀂𐀰𐀅𐀡𐀄
...niceness is skin deep? 
Oh, bother.
The lesson here is obvious: don't be prejudiced against floating skulls with tears of blood.
Admittedly, it's not a particularly applicable lesson.
Disgusted, but not surprised
Dunkies addict
Not gonna lie, I want a full arc of this apparently demonic adventurer.
(...what is that, a stomach? Why a stomach?)
My posts make considerably more sense read in the voice of John Ratzenberger.
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I think it's a kidney.
Hi
Yep, it's a kidney.
Thank you, Monty Oum.
A very NSFW one about spying on hot enemies.
It's (even) hard(er) to be a spy when you can't just be a Ridiculously Average Guy.
Fanatical Dabbler
Another very NSFW one about... the nature of supernatural advisers, I guess.
= Spindriver =
Fanatical Dabbler
A Not-Quite-SFW one (a glimpse of male member, if you look closely) about logic puzzles. And melons.
= Spindriver =
Calendar enthusiast
I mean, if it works it works.
Ukrainian Red Cross
Thank you, Monty Oum.
Luckily, the adventurer realized he was in the kind of Oglaf comic where humorously-weird sex stuff would solve his problem rather than the kind of Oglaf comic where there's still humorously-weird sex stuff but it doesn't work at all, or the kind where he dies horribly.
Too old for this
Reminds me of those times as a GM of tabletop RPG where the players come up with something completely unexpected but so deliciously convoluted or weird I wish I had thought of it, and sometimes end up allowing to work.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Calendar enthusiast
New NSFW one about the ultimate weapon.
I for one fully support any weapon that results in interracial sapphism.
Ukrainian Red Cross
Thank you, Monty Oum.
I guess the target for the weapon's "lethality" is productivity.
Shades of the Gay Bomb
idea.
Compulsive Researcher
"Okay, the concept for a weapon of mass distraction is sound, the problem is there's no chemical that actually does that."
At least outside of fiction.
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A 2 page NS one about the perils of "That's What She Said" jokes.
I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117
Calendar enthusiast
That's what the river nymphs said.
Ukrainian Red Cross
To paraphrase Scrubs: "But sometimes that is what the river nymphs said"
Thank you, Monty Oum.
When you try to inspire your troops to persist through the oncoming horror of battle, but everyone just gives you a hard time for having a Teeny Weenie 
There's a motion line there that does give the impression of a pick or something.
Creed of the Happy Pessimist:Always expect the worst. Then, when it happens, it was only what you expected. All else is a happy surprise.