Not here, look elsewhere
FEAR NOT! WITH THE POWER OF MY MUSKET, I WILL FIGHT THESE NINJAS OFF!
FEAR THE SMUGGLER-KING, THE LORD OF PRIVATEERS, THE SCARECROW OF ROMNEY MARSH!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Defiler of Shops
No, Reecer6, You are the Ninjas.
.*Slices the heads off of nearby people*
Soul is ugly.
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-Hides in a barrel- Ohmygawd! The barrel is a nin-HURK!
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Not Literally Me
Scarecrow, I think your fearsomeness has been overruled by ninjas.
Nonetheless, I shall stand with you against them. Throw me a musket! Or like, a knife or something! Quickly, before Reecer notices me!
edited 20th Apr '10 12:47:40 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Hey guys I made a sand- OH SHIT NIJAS RUN!
Lurker
Yarrrrr. I be a pirate, and I declare it my solemn duty to defend this thread from those scurvy ninjas. Avast, here they come!
Not here, look elsewhere
AYE, SEA-BROTHER! WITH THE POWER OF THE OCEANS AT OUR BACK, THESE NIPPON SOLDIERS WILL DIE A SECOND DEATH!
LET LOOSE THE CANNONS! CHAIN-SHOT!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
The Shadows Devour You.
Gonna wake up any second now...
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Not Literally Me
We need more pirates for the inverse Conservation of Ninjutsu. Can you call your buddies or someing?
Anyhoo, I'm out of ammo for the musket. I took two ninjas down but I don't think I killed them. The bodies aren't here any more! Pass me some shot!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Not Literally Me
Quick, throw me your gun! He's getting closer!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Lurker
Yarr, take mine matey. I got me trusty cutlass to fight the scurvy ninjas with. TAKE THAT, YA WORTHLESS LANDLUBBERS!
Not Literally Me
- Grabs the gun and wheels round, firing seconds before Grayson sets upon me*
Thanks man, he was this close!*demonstrates closeness with fingers before starting to reload the musket*
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Not Literally Me
Thanks!*Grabs the gun and wheels round, firing seconds before Grayson sets upon me*
Thanks man, he was this close!*demonstrates closeness with fingers before starting to reload the musket*
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
-hiding in the shadows, gazing over my knife- Only by myself...I could never achieve my goals were I not alone. Now, where would she be...
Not Literally Me
Shouldn't be muttering, mate. I might think you were a ninja or something!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Fear me
Avast, ye gutless sons of dogs! Show these black-clad dancers that nothing beats a pirate on the open sea! What are shurikens and katanas to our caltrops and cutlasses? Make mincemeat of 'em, me hearties!
-Jumping out of the shadows- How did you hear my Inner Monologue? I rehearsed that! Well, whatever. Take this you "scurvy dogs"! -throws three shurikens-
Fear me
Augh! Me eyepatch! I looted that yesterday, ye backstabbin' weasel! Have ye No Respect fer an honest pirate's plundered possessions?
I was never fond of Hypocritical Humor. Now, where is the girl?
Dreams of Revenge
Arr, perhaps ye should be askin'... what's it like in Davy Jones's locker?
-fires a blunderbuss at Keybreak-
Locking you up on radar since '09
Fear me
The girl? Oh, she be nice and comfy... IN THE BILGE, ahrr ahrr ahrr!
-Throws boarding axe at Keybreak-
edited 28th Apr '10 1:51:19 PM by Chabal2
-barely dodging the shot and the axe- I will not stop until I have her! -pulling out a pair of nunchucks and swinging them around- Stand aside!
Fear me
Ohohoho, got arselves a real romantic one, 'ave we? Well, that there wench represents a good deal o' doubloons, and so you'll be understandin' that I can't jes' let ye walk on out with me Meal Ticket, will yer?
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....