Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
AI with access to the console
Class 4 singularity is just our technical term for a artificial white hole we mostly use them to power passages into the multiverse though their also equipped on the memento deloram
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Professional Professionalist
(takes off his sunglasses) That had nothing to do with scooters, but I can't say I'm not impressed. 🤔
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Extreme math nerd
Welp... gotta go for a while. I'm trying to learn more about multiverse theory, and I think I'll be investigating my connection to this forum thread... expect me to not reply to anything for the next couple hours. Until then, goodbye everyone!
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
robot boy.....
...
wtf just happened?
Edited by blankb on Sep 21st 2021 at 1:13:44 AM
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
AI with access to the console
Reality! Despite what more serious people wished, that was still quite enjoyable to watch play out.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Extreme math nerd
I'm back from my adventure, and I've found the strangest thing... the satellite that I was investigating did have a satellite dish and warp bubble generator, as expected, but among other materials and circuitry, it also had a weird green glowing crystal with symbols (symbols.obj - 700KB here it is, for anyone interested) carved into it. Decided to take a sample off its tip (thank god the satellite still works!), and no method of chemical analysis known to me or the CenterBrain could tell me what the hell I was looking at... it's not flammable or corrosive, it has a pH value of 7 (neutral, comparable to water), and despite apparently not receiving any energy from external sources, it steadily emits light with a wavelength of 520 nm. Really weird.
Since we're on TV Tropes here, I'd thought I'd name it fittingly... Green Rock?
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Philip
User Wario_is_G0ld_24k has logged on
"Ok guys I am hiding away somewhere and I am planning to get money to pay my taxes and what not."
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
Maybe the sales on your recent game may help?
Yeah, that outta do some justice for you!
Edited by MkayRose on Sep 22nd 2021 at 9:28:20 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ Can't let any of those suckers live!
"Can you see what I see?"
It never seems to matter whether his games sell or not. He always seems to lose the money somehow.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Extreme math nerd
Are you some kind of celebrity, Wario? Everyone here seems to know you.
If that's the case, how do you still need to gather money f—- wait, do you even need to pay taxes if you don't have any money?
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Philip
"I stopped paying my taxes a year ago."
Edited by This on Sep 22nd 2021 at 12:28:06 PM
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
Extreme math nerd
Welp... looks like there's nothing else to talk about than taxes here. Kinda wish I had something to add to that.
I'll be off again for more research on parallel universes. If I find anything interesting, I'll be sure to report it.
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Philip
"Oh god the IRS have found m-"
User Wario_is_G0ld_24k has logged off
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
robot boy.....
my cousin wanted to tell you wario to PAY YOUR DAMN TAXES!
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
I'm helping!
This is why you don't mess with the IRS.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
AI with access to the console
I once found a iron age world where the caste responsible for tax collection also served as the elite of their armies.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
Oh sounds threatening!
Well, some are willing to take drastic measures to deal with it.
Professional Professionalist
This Wario is a celebrity huh? And not me? The most famous scooter rider in the entire world?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
robot boy.....
alright, mr scooter. im going to find your world and put a bullet through your brain. see you then.
[ls_macbook has logged out!]
Edited by blankb on Sep 22nd 2021 at 3:29:09 AM
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
Professional Professionalist
That's Mr. Tree to you! Listen! I'm also famous for being the only known person to own a Montbell Thinsulate Multicolor in pink, purple, and yellow! So clearly you don't know what you're dealing with!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
Woah y'all, that's a bit much.
You gotta admit though, that's quite an ego. Still wouldn't want to go that far.
Edited by MkayRose on Sep 22nd 2021 at 6:30:57 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ Can't let any of those suckers live!
AI with access to the console
well your not multiverse famous not even i am, though wario is somehow
Edited by Immortalartisan on Sep 22nd 2021 at 7:52:56 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Hello folks. What's going on?
Edited by Delibirda on Sep 22nd 2021 at 8:58:54 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
robot boy.....
[g_wid_da_halo has logged in]
did somebody say something on these forums to make l ask me to send him to a timeline with a scooter rider?
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
Welp, I got cut off. Guess I'll take your word for it if you say you do cool stunts, Turbo, but watch this...
launches into the air, maneuvers into orbit, turns on his hyperdrive, proceeds to follow more and more elliptical orbits around the planet, then turns off his hyperdrive again just before hitting the ground with a strong impact
How's this?
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs