Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Diablo?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
No but that's a pretty good one considering the massive contrast from that series has from us!
It's actually these two loons. That's why there's a picture there's a pic of "METAL" in the background. The shirts we have metal bands on them though it's incredibly hard to see that.
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
It looks really good on you two, I'll say!
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Adora, the High Priestess
It's not that kind of equation. Think of it as a part of you. Essentially, I want the source of it. The part that lets you have free will and hope.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
...And what do you want to do with that if I may ask?
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
Oh, so it's a metaphysical thing. Right.
My buddies don't deal with pseudoscience stuff, so you're outta luck here.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Adora, the High Priestess
I'll start by eliminating all that smut and rule 34 you pathetic humans enjoy.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
Now that's something I'd join you on.
I'm certainly not a fan of that stuff either.
"Can you see what I see?"
There's 34 different rules on here? This is all so confusing...
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
No, no, he meant Rule 34 of the Internet. It's a real old meme. Look it up, you'll see why he has to mind control everyone.
Not that I agree or anything. Seeing other dolls having their memories selectively edited already makes me cringe, but this? Yeesh.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
"Can you see what I see?"
Ah. That's what that means. Still couldn't find rules 2 through 33. I feel like I might need to know them.
There's a rule that there's no girls on the Internet, but I'm here. Unless this means I'm not a girl anymore?
Edited by JankyKong on Jul 23rd 2021 at 9:32:03 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
Hey, I'm a girl too! Don't let some stupid old meme tell you otherwise!
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
I'm just saying, my opinion on smut...depends.
Yeah, right.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
That girl rule is sort of dumb anyway.
Edited by Myskywarm on Jul 23rd 2021 at 9:41:51 PM
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
"Can you see what I see?"
So I'm supposed to not follow all the rules? I always thought that rules were supposed to be followed. This site has some. Do I ignore those, too?
Edited by JankyKong on Jul 23rd 2021 at 9:48:13 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
Whoa, whoa, slow down! That's not what I meant!
This "internet rules" thing is just a joke, okay? Like I said, an old meme. People made them up because they thought they were being funny. You're not supposed to take them seriously.
Now, the site rules are serious. These were made with a purpose beyond "haha funny" in mind. You wouldn't like it if someone started to call you names, right? Now imagine if you fight back by calling them names. Now the thread devolves into people fighting each other. That's why the site rules exist, so things like this wouldn't happen in the first place.
Gotta say, though, it can be hard to tell which is which sometimes.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
"Can you see what I see?"
Okay. So only the rules of the Internet are fake. I thought I might be getting lied to when they said girls weren't on the Internet. The girls at my school use it all the time.
Edited by JankyKong on Jul 23rd 2021 at 10:15:43 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
I'm helping!
also rules 1 and 2 are both "you do NOT talk about [certain website]" as a reference to Fight Club so yeah the whole thing is one big gag
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
What's this certain website? DeviantArt?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
I'm helping!
well there are two rules forbidding me from talking about it :p
neither of which i actually care about lololol. actually i hate the site and am refusing to talk about it for that reason
but no it's not deviantart
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
I figured those were jokes considering some of them go against each other. Also, if you're looking for something that gives "free will and hope" with Anti-Life in its name in some internet forum, you picked the wrong place.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
The hell are you talking to?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Uhhh-huh-huh-huh I wonder like the reference is noticeable with how small the picture is.
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.