Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Well, my name is Lathna. Um... I've been told I'm a nice person, but I'm not really sure... I like cats, though. I adopted a stray one and named him Ulthar, he's really cute!
About "abominations", um, there was this other dragon Hastur a while ago. It was turning people into copies of himself a while ago, and it knew that I was the key or something that would unlock a gate for "the Ancient One"? So it captured me and tried to unlock the gate, but Nyarlathotep decided not to and I'm not sure why. I don't like thinking about it...
So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my Tumblr
Sanity is overrated
Tfw you could takeover the earth in a day... Fuck humans.
#nolivesmatter
Sanity is overrated
Sorry it was those voices again...
#nolivesmatter
you know, like... nya!
Hm, I have not noticed any changes at all... Are you perhaps talking about another Earth?
Kuma appreciation gang
Hey, this thread is dead. Stop being dead. Appease me and my boredom with your batshit insane antics.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
you know, like... nya!
Very well! How are you?
Kuma appreciation gang
I hate everyone and life is terrible. So normal.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
you know, like... nya!
Ah! I see! I am quite sorry to hear.
Kuma appreciation gang
You most certainly do not see how much I am internally suffering.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
you know, like... nya!
Perhaps I do not. I apologize for the comment.
Kuma appreciation gang
Why the fuck are you apologizing? You have done absolutely nothing wrong.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
you know, like... nya!
I have! I have offended you with the idea that I understand what you have been through.
Kuma appreciation gang
I'm not offended. I don't care.
But I will kick your ass if you say "I'm sorry for apologizing so much".
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
you know, like... nya!
Very well! I shall keep that in mind.
Kuma appreciation gang
TIME TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT AND READ THESE BOOKS ALL DAY
FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.........................
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS JO!!! I TOLD YOU DAWG!
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!
I'm helping!
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Hello? Is this working?
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
sick down from the bones to the other side
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I hear you loud and clear, bunyip
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Kuma appreciation gang
pogger
Stew please shut the fuck up.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
you know, like... nya!
Oh, yes, pogs! Who does not enjoy a good pog?
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"Hello!"
"It's been a long time since I've been online... How is everyone?"
Normal Aichi for once in the thread, what do you know?
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 6th 2021 at 5:19:55 AM
janet likes her new icon.
sick down from the bones to the other side
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you know, like... nya!
Hello, humans! How are you on this day?
...Hm. The attempts to play up the threat level are only convincing me this is a job to leave to less experienced adventurers. They'll have more fun with the enormous sugar-based reward that will inevitably come of resolving the issue, whereas I can go deal with something... more different next harvestmonth.
Anyway, Aklyss keeps calling me, apparently there's a spider or something that needs killing. That is in my line of work, I suppose. I'll go deal with that.
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