Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
The Senate
Would it even qualify as a country?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
janet likes her new icon.
AI with access to the console
Damnit wrong encryption key again
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
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What's going on? - Pusheen
Hey, don't forget about me! - Bo
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
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The They who said it
So I'm planning on starting my presidential campaign soon. I figure that if I don't win, I run the risk of losing.
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I hope this post gets through. Testing, testing. How is everyone? Do you guys still have music where you live?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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Ahoy how's everyone going
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The They who said it
So, the social media manager let me borrow their account to post with. Hi y'all!
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Professional Professionalist
Do you guys still have music where you live? Sorry for asking again...
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The They who said it
Ayep. The national anthem hasn't been finished yet though, so we're listening to placeholder music while Sendri tries to find someone who makes a good one.
Kuma appreciation gang
No TV no beer make Homer a gamer...
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
sick down from the bones to the other side
hell yeah there's music here! some p good shit too if you know what to look for
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
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Yep!
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Professional Professionalist
Oh, I see, so the Schalldämpflotte haven't occupied your area yet...are you guys in Europe? Please be careful, okay?
Edited by arimothereindeer on Oct 21st 2020 at 7:13:25 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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no I'm from Robloxia
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
sick down from the bones to the other side
nah I'm in some weird snowy place... could be Russia I guess but idk
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The They who said it
Ah doubt they'll be a threat out here in Space Texas. But Ah'll bring that up next time for Sendri, keep a lookout for this new threat.
Professional Professionalist
Oh, Avlida is supposedly from Russia, sorta, she says it's very cold. And big. I don't think they're coming for there yet.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
sick down from the bones to the other side
anyone who attempts to "go for" Russia in the winter is a certified dumbass, it's been tried at least twice before and it failed epically both times
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The They who said it
Sendri told me about the first time it was tried, by a group called the mongols apparently. It worked that time and the mongols won. A'course, it wasn't so unified then.
Professional Professionalist
I'm afraid Glock is too clever to let any missteps through the cracks. That makes me think, maybe Russia would be a good hiding place...
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
A country with a population of one sounds quite lonely! And I say that as a micronation!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."