Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
i lived bitch
[Kureha has logged on.]
Kureha: ...Wait a second, this isn't my usual forum.
Kureha: And I see immediate chunni...why.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Sage of Mind Soractes
-TheBasicCat has joined
Bow down? To you? You really think us cats surrender that easily?
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
Me in a nutshell (Coping with Depression)
SirinOfTheVoid6666: Yes vermin, join my Houkai army so we can destroy the human race together
Edited by ElfenLiedFan90 on Oct 8th 2019 at 7:13:39 AM
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
Sage of Mind Soractes
Oh yeah? What do i get out of it?
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
You Could Use some Imagination
Hmph. I bow to noone.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
AKMU
[maknaestein116 has entered the chat]
Hey, ghouls!
Me in a nutshell (Coping with Depression)
SirinOfTheVoid6666: (Talking to the one with cat profile pic) You will definitely be on the top of the ranks of my Honkai Army and you'll be my valuable asset and I give you human food as an exchange. The only thing that's good coming from humanity. Also, refusal to bow down to me, I'll exterminate your own kin with my powers hahahahaha
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Oh nice, a new recruit for my army so that we could fight against humanity? Join me or you will be destroyed!
AKMU
Uhh, no thanks. I don't wanna be destroyed tho :(
Sage of Mind Soractes
Okay, what is this “Honkai Army” and how powerful is it then?
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
Heya there! I'm West.
Ed_Dorado, Apache_Chief and Super_Samurai have logged in.
Was that a intergalactic invasor?
Going to inform Superman.
Ed_Dorado has logged out.
What about Batman?
Don’t care about him now, we have an invasor to defeat.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
i lived bitch
Kureha: @maknaestein116 Uhhh...I don't think any of us are ghouls?
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Me in a nutshell (Coping with Depression)
-SirinOfTheVoid6666 has logged into the chat-
Hello vermins, did I miss anything today?
reads above text by the poster who has a glass cat avatar
If you want to know you insignificant vermin, my army is powerful enough to eradicate entire humanity but those so called "Valkyries" keep ruining it for me. Then again, I think you're only useful for glass cannon purposes hahahahaha
Edited by ElfenLiedFan90 on Oct 9th 2019 at 6:35:02 AM
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
PINNACLE OF MAN
Goldfisher1804 has logged in.
Well, bonjour to you as well, vermin.
Edited by arcada188 on Oct 9th 2019 at 4:54:05 PM
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Sage of Mind Soractes
You’re saying that we, the Cat Army, are mere Glass Cannons? You are surely mistaken if that’s the case. Also, while being able to eradicate humanity is cool and all, i’m willing to bet that you haven’t conquered the whole universe, including the Big Bang, am i correct in that assumption?
Edited by SimpleSeer on Oct 9th 2019 at 10:31:24 PM
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
Professional Professionalist
the-flattest has logged in!
So, what are we talking about?
Edited by arimothereindeer on Oct 9th 2019 at 8:36:23 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
You Could Use some Imagination
Some fool thinks they can take over the world and eradicate humanity with a bunch of weirdos they met on the intenet. It's really quite amusing.
Sage of Mind Soractes
-KasaHat has joined-
We, the Jizo Organization, are offering something special. With a simple fee of only 5 Catfood Cans, we can grant whatever you wish as long as it’s plausible (i.e. we won’t accept wishes like “change the laws of reality” or anything similar in nature).
Anyone interested can simply tell their wish right now.
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
AKMU
Hmm, I don't have catfood, but I think Clawdeen has some for her pet kitty Crescent.
The Senate
-Plasma_Mage has logged on-
Um... is anyone here?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
AKA Nixer
The Laughing Fox has entered the chat
Hiya! I'm here! How's everyone doing?
bork
The Senate
Well, I'm not dead yet, so that's always a plus. How about you?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
AKA Nixer
I'm doing okay. Same... thing really. Not dead yet, so I'm happy! Are you a kitsune, Plasma_Mage? I didn't think any others would join a forum thread... thought it'd be kind of beneath them, actually...! Wait, are you a field fox?
bork
The Senate
Yeah, I'm a kitsune. No idea what you mean by field fox, though. The only field I've spent much time in is the Titanic Plains.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
AKA Nixer
Well, a... fox of the... fields. Basically if you're more mischievous? Or... evil. I'm a field fox! Of the um... former type. Or are you an Inari fox? You kind of have the markings for that...
bork
-SirinOfTheVoid6666 has logged into the chat-
Greetings mortal! Bow to your new queen otherwise you will be exterminated
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."