I place a jammer that blocks that specific frequency, then report you to fcc for Brodcasting without a license.
Imma steal a Mikoyan Mi G-35 Fulcrum-F.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Adora, the High Priestess
Oh look. All the planes are basically scrap metal now. No plane stealing for you.
I shall make this reality happen. What reality? I make it so no one can ever die period and every person will have 1 kid each year. If anyone does die somehow, two kids take their place instantly. Enjoy eternal torment via overpopulation.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
I forcefully reset time via paradoxes, setting things back to before you attempted this.
Im going to replace all healthy food with Mc Donalds level trash!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
While you were busy doing that, I replaced all fast food with healthy meals.
I am going to poison every water supply on earth.
The Lamb
I shall bring water back from frozen lakes on Mars! Good luck getting to Mars!
I shall now use my power over Mars to SEND IT HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH! Praise the Lamb!
AI with access to the console
I setup an asteroid to impact mars that is large enough to knock it off course from hitting the earth.
I plan to sell a personal transport vehicle by criminalizing being hit by personal transportation and rewriting building codes to serve personal transports over anything else!
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
The code ends up not being very strong and fails.
I'm going to rid the world of capybaras! Currently Reading: N/A
"ENTITY"
I enhanced them so there's no way in hell you can kill even one without dying.
I will contanimate all the oceans with glitter! Have fun with the plastic pollution!
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
There's just not enough glitter to cover the entire ocean. No, literally. You don't have enough.
We're gonna invert the entirety of Los Angeles- from trash cans to whole buildings!
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hey mother nature, you wanna help me out make Los Angeles not just be buildings?
i'm gonna make the world a Crapsaccharine World due to Freudian Excuse(s)!
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
Phighter [She/Her]
Not before I buy out TV Tropes and shut it down! Ignoring that that's much worse...
I shall permanently erase language as we know it and force everyone to speak in emojis! Muahahahahahaha!
Think of these thoughts as limitless light, exposing, closing, circuitry of fright...
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i'm about to replace every song, music and jingle in the world with the crazy bus theme
Edited by riptideRuptur on Sep 13th 2023 at 8:41:43 PM
Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes [note: at all times, the steel eel pilot is a salmon] (they/them)
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
Bump
Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen. All the security guards and systems the world over are gonna put a stop to that.
I'm going to nuke my local bank! Currently Reading: N/A
Stark Holmes
Thanks to a grant of millions, the bank has been remodeled to be underground and function like a bomb shelter. Shame about the rest of the town, though.
I’m going to legally mandate wearing the Apple VR headset for everyone!
Discombobulate.
I send a squadron of bombers which score a lucky hit on your powder room, blowing your ship in half. That one's for the Hood, ya Jerry bastard!
I'm going to release a signal across all the world's airwaves that will leave whoever hears it hopelessly addicted to Lynyrd Skynyrd! Muahahahahahahaha!